What is it that dFans are fans of? Speaking as something of a pervert, I know I have a certain dish in mind when I say I’m about to feed a babe some D—you might have even seen me serving the enormous snack over on the PornDudeCasting couch. After poking around for a while, though, I don’t think the site is necessarily aimed at fans of ding-a-ling, ding-dong, or just regular ol’ dick. On the other hand, I do think you’re going to enjoy your visit if you’ve got one.

Even if you’re new around here, you can probably guess that I get Tempted by a lot of things. My name is The Porn Dude, after all, and I’ve been known to indulge in all kinds of temptations, from free tube fap fests to AI porn generators to running my own PornDudeCasting paysite. This next platform offers a whole slew of fresh things to get all worked up over, namely the women and their homebrew smut.

Candy Crib sounds like the kind of mobile game your sister-in-law plays when she’s not trying to sell MLM yoga pants to everyone she knows, but names can be deceiving. You already know I wouldn’t be writing up some SFW app here at ThePornDude, which means we’ve got something much better in store that matching tiles for imaginary points. The candy in this crib is more metaphorical, and arguably a whole hell of a lot sweeter than any gas-station impulse buy.

Are you in the fucking mood to jerk off to not just any kind of pornography, but some of the hottest, kinkiest content that you have ever laid your eyes on? Then I have just the fucking site for you! It’s called Maloum, and it is fucking here that you are bound to find all kinds of kinky creators, content, and more that is ripe for you to get off to. See what I mean by visiting Maloum today, and find out why so many people visit this platform time and again to get their kinkish fix!

Unfiltrd drops a couple vowels from the title, making for a modern brand name along the lines of Flickr, Tumblr or Grindr. It’s clever branding, turning a common word into something you can Google without getting a million unrelated results. Of course, they’ve still got the challenge of making people associate that common word with whatever they happen to be selling. If you’ve never heard of these guys before, you might assume they were selling bottled water, extra-harsh cigarettes, or angry rants by a man with a serious and debilitating brain injury.

When I first heard of RevealMe, I thought it would be some kind of interactive stripper website. A click here and a click there, and the clothes come off, piece by piece, slowly revealing a fully naked and lovely lady. Well, it turns out the site is beautifully interactive, but not in quite the way I’d envisioned. Don’t worry, though—a lot of boobies are still going to be revealed! In fact, there’s quite a lot to be revealed, so let’s get right into it.

Not so long ago, there was a time when getting a start in the adult industry was the stuff of dreams. It was certainly no easy feat and often required relocating to the other side of the country, or another country entirely, and landing an agent who could hopefully get you a start in the world of smut.

What makes a fan spicy at Fan Spicy? That’s a rhetorical question and a play on the title, but I bet a lot of you are genuinely curious. Most OnlyFans imitators start putting their own spin on the concept right from the front page, setting themselves apart from the competition and from the original. These guys go the old-school OnlyFans route, with almost nothing but a signup form out front. That worked for the big OF, especially once they started building word of mouth, but will it be as successful here?

Since OnlyFans first hit the scene, it’s fair to say that it’s taken the adult world by storm. The platform has not only inspired millions of men, women, transsexuals, and everyone in between to seek out a career centered around the wildest parts of their sexuality, but it has also allowed an even bigger fanbase of people around the world to indulge in their XXX content.

Out on their front page, Nymph hypes themselves as “a platform for your creativity”. It’s vague almost to the point of absurdity, because any social media website could make the same claim. The good news is that this next joint doesn’t have the painfully prudish community guidelines of platforms like TikTok or Instagram, which opens the floodgates to all kinds of sexy tomfoolery. Maybe I’m getting ahead of myself, but it’s pretty clear which site these guys are trying to copy, and it rhymes with Boney Fams.

By the numbers, Fans Mine certainly ain’t the biggest or most popular social-media creator network. That honor belongs, obviously, to the site they borrowed half of their name from. I like OnlyFans as much as the next guy, and blow an embarrassing amount of money on the dirty pics and that pseudo sense of intimacy you find on the platform, but I’m always on the lookout for the next big thing. Just looking at the traffic stats, I was hoping this might be it.

SugarFans sounds at least a little bit sweeter than OnlyFans, at least if the name is to be believed. By the numbers, OnlyFans is still getting 1,500 times as much traffic as this sugary content platform, but we’ve all got to start somewhere. That’s still a fucking ton of visitors by almost any measure, with a good 200,000 perverts and content creators swinging by last month to either post fresh fap fodder or just shake their dicks at it. I think you can probably guess which category I’m in, as my legendary masturbatory habits are kind of the whole reason for the website you’re looking at right now.

Boobify sums up their service in a few words out on their front page: "Our boobs, your text." There are only so many ways those two things can be combined, so your head doesn't have too many directions to spin in as you wonder what it is they're really selling. Words and breasts have always been a fine combination, as any poet or writer of literary erotica would be quick to tell you in the most flowery of terms. Honestly, it's a wonder nobody thought to build this website sooner. Boobify.club was only registered in 2018, and their current setup is even younger than that. I bet some of you would still argue that this is a timeless service; you could have sold this in the earliest days of the written word, and the horny spacemen of tomorrow are going to love it just as much.

Bent Box! The coronavirus has shaken up the pornography landscape, in case you haven’t noticed. On your end, I’m sure you’ve got more socially distant alone time to spend with your barrel of lube, but it’s also affected how new movies are made. It’s hard for a woman to gag on a stranger’s cock when everybody is hiding at home, guarding their toilet paper with a shotgun. That’s just one of the reasons more Internet sluts and sexy attention whores are turning to sites like BentBox.

BannedStories! I have a few real problems with social media. For one thing, I always end up spending too many hours whacking off to videos of social media influencers, a.k.a. attention whores, as they show off their new outfits and Starbucks orders. It ain’t even sexually explicit most of the time! And when I try to get a little freaky, I end up getting banned from almost every platform. The girls at BannedStories look like they have the same issue.

I hope you won’t judge me for saying this, but I spent all morning jacking off to Snapchat videos. I love how these social media broads act sexy for the camera just to gain a few followers, dressing provocatively as they ramble about bullshit and show us their Starbucks. Then it occurred to me that Snapchat, Instagram, or any of those platforms would be a hell of a lot better with a hell of a lot more porn. A few minutes later, somebody sent me a link to Uplust.

4based has a tagline out on their front page that says the site is, “For creators. For Fans. For you.” It seems like an intentionally vague statement, the kind of thing that could be applied to pretty much any social media network, content platform, or really any site where people are sharing anything. Obviously, I wouldn’t be writing up the joint here at ThePornDude if I didn’t think it had some masturbatory potential, and well, I’ve heard good things.

What does a Peach mean to you? The more wholesome-minded folks out there might imagine biting into a juicy, succulent fruit, but me? Well, I tend to think of juicy, succulent butts. I know I ain’t alone, seeing as the peach emoji has become such common shorthand for a woman’s natural asset. Pair it with an eggplant and you’ve all the makings for a good porno, haven’t you?

What makes Nafty Babes so damn nafty? Well, maybe I’m fucking old, but I looked up the term on Urban Dictionary. I found a few different definitions for Nafty, a few of which didn’t sound all that appealing to a pervert like me. They referred to Nafty as a synonym for awful or the opposite of nasty. One of the less popular definitions was a dude jizzing and cumming in a girl’s mouth at the same time, but I don’t think that’s what the site is about. If I had to guess, I’d say they’re using Urban Dictionary’s top definition of the word: something between nasty and naughty.

Who’s the X Girl at X Girl Hub? Well, fortunately it ain’t limited to a single babe. In fact, this is one of those platforms that’s going to offer a bigger and bigger menu of beautiful women as they keep gaining momentum, so let’s hope this review reaches the right eyeballs. Like any good hub, one of the main gimmicks here is all the activity surrounding one central location. They ain’t reinventing the wheel, but with any luck, they’ll give us plenty to whack off to.

What do 1024 Fans have in common with your old pal ThePornDude? Well, they like porn for one thing, especially the kind of next-gen amateur content coming out of sites like OnlyFans. I’m actually not sure where that number comes from, because I looked at the traffic and this next site is getting a hell of a lot more visitors than just 1024. The digits have enough mathematical significance for their own page on Wikipedia, but it’s all deep nerd shit of little use to the average masturbator. Maybe the geniuses in the audience will be dreaming up theorems as they get their rocks off, but the rest of us will probably forget all about the number as soon as we start watching.

The front page of MYM encourages visitors to “Be more than just a fan!” It’s honestly kind of a vague pitch, as they’re far from the only brand claiming a deeper connection with their customers than mere appreciation. I’m all for forging these bonds whenever and wherever possible, but let’s be real: you don’t earn brand loyalty through slogans. In this business, you do it by giving your visitors something really good to shake their dicks at.

Lover Fans calls itself “The Uncensored Social Network for TOP Influencers,” which honestly sounds a lot like another site with a similar name. While they only get a fraction of the traffic OnlyFans pulls, their numbers have been rising steadily in a way that tells me they might have something special up their sleeves. Models have been jumping ship from OnlyFans for a while, and I’ve been wondering where they’re going. Could it be LoverFans?

Loyal Fans are the type of fans who are more than willing to throw money at the objects of their affection, whether it’s an Instagram model, a pornstar, or the girl-next-door who they’ve got a painful crush on. A loyal fan will tune in on the regular to see new content from their favorite creators, throw some coins in the bucket and shake their dick at the screen. A truly loyal fan also hopes, prays and wishes for a chance to chat those babes up or at least know they’re reading the comment sections.

Fan Centro! I’ve got something of an obsession with social media. It seems like every year, the girls get a little sluttier, trying to outdo each other in who can show the most skin. It’s hot when girls are willing to make out for the camera, but my favorite influencers are the ones who seem like genuine nymphomaniacs. I’m talking about the ones willing to suck a cock or ride some dude in the back of a car while someone takes a video. Those are the kinds of girls you’ll find at FanCentro.

If I asked you to join My Club, would you do it? That’s something of a trick question, obviously, since you’re already reading my website and may have seen my work at PornDudeCasting, too. I’ve already established my own little corner of the web, which is growing bigger by the day, but what about all the adult content creators out there who don’t want to learn web design, marketing, and all that other nerdy bullshit? They’ve got a growing number of options for peddling their smut, and this next one looks promising as hell. (Although if you’re looking for an edge, I’ve got a lot of tips on my other site, PornWebmasters!)

Fansly might be completely unheard of were it not for the actions of its main competitor, which is a little fucking ironic and more than a little funny. Remember back in August, when OnlyFans suddenly announced they would ban adult content in a few months? Well, they quickly walked back the statement, but not before damaging the ever-loving fuck out of their own brand. Even after assuring DIY models, Insta-celebrities, and camwhores they’d be safe on the platform, the site continues to see an exodus of creators who think OnlyFans can go suck a dick. Guess where those fed-up OnlyFans girls are going?