Have you used Instagram to get laid yet? It ain’t designed for that purpose, which might be one of the best reasons why it works. On the other hand, it’s the same reason why some of you may never meet a partner through the platform. It depends a lot on how you approach it and what you’re doing with it, so I figured I’d give out a few pointers that might help you along. At the end of the day, there ain’t much penalty for failure, so how bad could it hurt?

Tinder is such a wildly popular dating and hookup platform that I’ve neglected doing a review of it for ThePornDude. I know it’s exactly the kind of thing I write about around here, but it’s kind of like whipping up a review of McDonald’s on a website about restaurants. Everybody knows what a Chicken McNugget tastes like and how they’ve got two drive-through lanes, so what is there to talk about? It’s a little embarrassing, but it’s taken some gentle nudging from my loyal visitors to finally put out my official report.

Undertable intrigued me from the very moment I heard the name, which calls to mind sexy secrets passed beneath the dinner settings, unbeknownst to the rest of the diners. After taking a look at the site, I realized I wasn’t too far off. There’s a whole world of low-key liaisons going on right beneath our noses—or right beneath the table, as suggested by the title. If you’re looking to get into it, perhaps this site will be the key you’ve been looking for.

Aching for some Red Hot Pie tonight? Shit, I feel you because it feels like it’s been hours since I last ejaculated into an old gym sock. Seriously, though, the pandemic was a bad time for trying to find some poon on the Internet, but it seems like the clouds are finally starting to lift. Maybe you’re vaccinated, or perhaps you just never gave a fuck, but either way, I think it’s about time to get back into the game.

Sometimes an Adult Match Maker is all you need to help get your dick wet, or at least that’s what I’ve read on the Internet. I’m guessing you’ve heard the very same thing, and I bet we’re both thinking about the very same website that puts it right there in the name. There are plenty of sex dating websites, but this has been one of the stronger brands over the years, outlasting a lot of the competition who’ve come and gone along the way. The question is whether that popularity is related to the quality of their platform or just the amount of money they put into advertising.

With the uncertainty of the coronavirus infecting our daily lives, it’s hard to know what the hell to do with ourselves. Everything seems like a risk of contamination these days. People are afraid to go to the grocery store, let alone hang out with friends or nail crackwhores. In these weird times, I’ve turned to one of the safest pastimes: using sites like Shag.co.uk to have sex with strangers I meet on the Internet.

I imagine Bicupid looking a hell of a lot like the regular Cupid, only he’s shooting arrows with dingdongs on one end and cooters on the other. He makes you fall in love like that other chubby little angel-winged cherub, but you just might end up with a hankering for some handsome dude’s big cock (or some sweet pussy if you’re a lady)! Hell, maybe you’ll fall in love with a couple, and then you can enjoy the best of both worlds.

You know why BBW Sex Dates always tend to go really fucking well for me? It’s because those big girls are always hungry, and I always bring a nice, fat sausage along wherever I go. Sorry, I couldn’t resist the obvious joke, and I certainly mean no disrespect. The real reason those dates go so well is because the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’! Who else loves fat chicks?

How do you feel about Asian Singles? Personally, I find myself gawking at them at the grocery store, at the coffee shop or on my laptop screen all the damn time. In any situation, though, I’ve learned the hard way that folks don’t necessarily appreciate seeing an unsolicited boner in public. If only there was an easier way to meet women than whipping out my junk at the sushi bar!

Want to get kinky at Fet Life? Never before have fetishes and kinks been as popular as they are today. I don’t know if it is because the invention of the internet has led to a greater level of transparency and communication when it comes to peoples’ deepest sexual desires or if it is because we are just becoming more open and accepting as a society. Or maybe it is something else altogether. Whatever the reason, more and more people are embracing their kinks, and it is a beautiful thing to see.

If you’re craving Trans Sex Dates, there’s a decent chance you’ve found the local Tinder listings lacking. Sure, if you’re in a big enough city, you can find all kinds of adult fun and games on those hookup apps, but the pickings can be slim if you’ve got niche interests but prudish neighbors. I’ve covered a number of different trans-oriented dating platforms here at ThePornDude, and today I’m going to check one out that lays their whole theme right there in the domain name. Based on the traffic alone, I’m guessing there’s at least a little more action than I found at the highway rest area.

The promo blurb on Go3Fun’s front page confused me for a brief moment after the link slid into my DMs this morning. They call it “The Leading Dating App For Sexually-Free Singles and Partners to Meet Like-Minded People,” and maybe it was just the morning fog clouding my brain or the bong hits I had for breakfast, but I misinterpreted what they meant by sexually free. After rubbing my eyes and adjusting my boner, I realized they weren’t talking about asexuals who don’t fuck. No, this one’s aimed at exactly the opposite demographic.

Pulling up Swinger Zone Central in my browser, I was greeted by a sexy babe in red lingerie, the text imploring me to “Find the hottest people in your area.” Ah, another adult hookup site. Seeking out the local thots is always on my mind when I’m not cranking off to or filming porn, so I was certainly intrigued by the premise. The thing is, though, I’ve seen plenty of hookup sites, and they don’t always have the action I’m looking for. So what makes this one any better than the competition?

SLS.com! Do you live the Swing Lifestyle, or have you ever considered swapping partners with other horny local couples? Before the Internet, it was hard to find like-minded swingers to fool around with, but we’ve come a long fucking way since the days of awkwardly asking your coworkers if their wife would be DTF. Why risk a sexual harassment accusation or an uppercut from a dude who takes it entirely the wrong way when you say you’d really like to bang his old lady? Today, we’re going to look at a site aimed at making the whole process a hell of a lot less complicated and painful.

TS Dates! One of the great things about being the internationally famous Porn Dude is that bitches always want my cock. I find it when I’m out and about, and I also find it online, and I always want it with no strings attached. Speaking of strings attached, the broads on this dating site come with that extra bonus bit dangling between the legs. Yes, ladies and gentlemen and shemales of legal ages, TSdates.com is exactly what it sounds like.

Do you have a Fetish? If you answered “Yes,” I’m sure it’d be nice to have somebody to indulge that kink with, huh? Maybe you’re lucky and already have a fat lady to step on your face, a submissive babe who lets you tie her up, or a couple who let you do their dishes naked while calling you a filthy pig. If you don’t, maybe it’s about time you started looking around for one. Hell, thanks to the magic of the Internet, nobody should ever settle for a lame-ass partner who doesn’t get the subtleties of BDSM or the proper way to tie a clove hitch knot.

Are you tired of hooking up with hot sluts on regular dating sites only to find out that they are painfully vanilla in bed? It’s a story as old as time. You take them back for some hardcore BDSM sex in your elaborate sex dungeon with swings, ropes, whips, and the whole nine. But they just aren’t into it and think you’re some kind of freak.

My Sugar Daddy has the kind of title that’s hard to work into an opening line without suggesting I’ve got a fat-pocketed dude footing my bills in exchange for a little romance. Personally, I tend to be on the opposite side of such exchanges, and knowing my readers, I bet you are, too. Sometimes Tinder feels a little too low-class for the jet set, champagne chugging motherfuckers out there, especially if you already know what you’re looking for in a relationship.

Sugar Daddy Meet! I’ve gotten some flack over the years for my visits to high-class escorts and back-alley crackwhore BJs. I’ve had people tell me it’s better to hook-up with local fatties on Tinder, or use some expensive computer-dating service that will match me with somebody based on a 4-hour fucking test I have to take first. Fuck that tripe. What if I just want a hot chick to love me for my money? Well, SugarDaddyMeet attempts to answer that question.

Swingers Date Club aka SDC Swingers aka SDC.com! Not every website that you visit in order to feed your endlessly lustful appetites has to be an orgiastic smorgasbord of escorts and porn and all-out fuck fests with anal gaping and deepthroating and double penetration galore. Consider for a moment that you might take some time out of your day to become a little more enlightened about sexuality. Have you ever stopped to consider that possibility? That you might educate yourself on the nature of sexuality, self-reflect on the nature of your own sexuality, and take into consideration the sexualities of others?

Somebody mentioned HighReply this morning, and my first thought was that it had to be a dating app for stoners, potheads, highons, burnouts, druggies, hippies, as well as recreational cannabis consumers. I know the word “high” has multiple meanings, but context counts for a lot. I’m the kind of guy who sometimes browses Tinder with bloodshot eyes and a whole big-ass bag of Cheetos in my lap, in which case almost every message I send is a high reply.

Heated Affairs calls itself the World’s Largest Cheating Site, which is kind of a bold-ass claim for a joint getting just a tenth of the traffic they’re pulling over at Ashley Madison. Then again, a tenth of ten million is a pretty fucking deep pool of potential partners, so I ain’t ready to start scoffing just yet. In fact, looking at those traffic stats made me even more eager to get inside and see who needs a bit of PornDude dick on the side. If it happens to be your wife, well, it’s nothing personal, friend.

Uber Horny! It can be a pain in the ass going out there to meet horny sluts. So many bitches these days have dumb fucking expectations for a “relationship” or “something stable.” Man, screw that. I just want to take a dime piece back to my pad and fuck her pussy raw until she has to stumble out in the middle of the night because, you cucks know, I’m not letting her spend the night. It can be tough to find sluts out in the wild who are down with that. Usually, the only chicks interested are way too fucking drunk or blasted out of their minds, and I’m not trying to catch a court case.

Sex Dating can sometimes feel like playing the lottery. It’s a crazy-ass game of chance where you never know who you’re going to be in bed with at the end of the night. Will it be that hot brunette you matched with on Tinder, or is she going to ghost you after the first three messages? Yeah, let’s face it: a lot of you are going to settle for the fattest chick crying to herself at the end of the night at your local karaoke bar.

Looking to "Be Naughty"? Porn is fucking awesome, but it usually doesn’t get you laid. Sure, you can check out forums, or hop into discussions with other people on certain sites, but when does that ever work? Those people might be taken, or they might not be looking to get down. If you want to get some action, then you need to out there and put the time into finding the perfect babe. I’m talking about dating sites. No, not those preppy and stuck up sites where the chicks won’t even put out. I’ve got a site where every slut on there is looking to hook up and get fucked.

Wanna get laid at Fuck Book? There are plenty of dating sites out there, some of which even claim to be hookup friendly; others have just built a reputation for being so. Not every dating site is ideal, though, when it comes to trying to get laid online. So, how are you supposed to know which ones are legit for your dick and which ones are shit? Well, let’s break down a few of the more popular ones in terms of whether or not you are likely to have any luck using them in order to get a little bit of a better idea.

You’ve seen it time and time again, I’m sure … “Sign up now for the number one hookup site! No charge! No card needed! Tons of hot sluts ready to fuck in your area!” How many times have you been fooled by that old trick, huh? Oh, who are we kidding? We both know you still click on these ads every once in a while, on the sheer hope that maybe, just maybe, one of them will be real one day.

Want to cheat on your wife or girlfriend at AshleyMadison? Just because a goal has a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score. That’s the kind of attitude you need going into this next dating site. It’s all about discretion and secret hookups with horny women who aren’t satisfied with their relationships. That’s where you come in. It’s time to get out there and give these lonely babes the premium pounding that their lame-ass boyfriends or husbands aren’t providing. But this site isn’t just for you relationship destroyers out there. This platform is also great for single people to meet up more discretely. Tired of your coworkers or friends stumbling across your Tinder profile? Then this site is also for you!

You must have heard about hookup site Adult Friend Finder before aka aff.com? In 1994, a man named Andrew Conru created Web Personals, the first online dating site ever. In 1996, after selling Web Personals, he created a site called Friend Finder, one of the first social networking sites in existence. However, only days after Friend Finder went live, Conru and his crew noticed that the majority of what people were posting were naked photos of themselves and desperate pleas from people looking to get fucked. Naturally. That is, of course, what the internet is for, after all.