Lil Humpers! My teenage years are kind of a blur. I don’t know if it was the raging hormones, the copious marijuana smoke, or all the MILF pussy I was scoring, but the whole thing blurs into more of a porno movie than a memory. Goddamn, I’d make a killing if I could charge people to take a trip down my own personal memory lane. Until they come up with that kind of tech, you’ll have to settle for a website like LilHumpers.

I’ve heard Cherry Pimps come up during a lot of conversations lately. Sometimes it’s among the kind of porn enthusiasts I associate with or the horny fans who DM me asking for a review of their favorite paysite. I’ve even had a few 18+ girls mention the site to me when they came by for an intimate visit on the PornDudeCasting couch. I’m not usually this late to the party, and I knew it was about goddamn time to rectify that. The joint’s getting nearly a million visits per month, so I’d know it wasn’t some bullshit hole in the wall even if people weren’t mentioning it all the damn time.

Private.com has the kind of one-word domain that has got to be Internet gold. I wonder how many random visitors they get who are just trying to find a way to keep their secrets safe from Google, Facebook and their wives. Considering at least half of those secrets are an insatiable desire to bang sexy women in face, mouth and butthole, those rando websurfers end up in the right place anyway. Isn’t it funny how life works out?

With a name like Scoreland, it’s pretty obvious somebody is going to be scoring inside. The question is, who? Well, if you were reading this anywhere else, you might guess from the name that it’s a sports site or an online casino. You’re reading this on ThePornDude, though, so I think you already know what kind of metaphorical scoring is going on. The name doesn’t really give away this porn site’s gimmick, though.

NewSensations! Why are you still jerking it to shitty quality porn clips? Come on, you’re a fucking adult. You have better tastes than that, right? Enough settling for the bottom of the barrel, grainy, out of focus, 420p porn that you watched as an 18+ teenager. There is full-length 4k HD porn out there that will blow your mind before you can even blow your load. It’s like you are right there in the action. Every little detail is crisp and jaw-dropping. You can see the goosebumps around your favorite pornstar’s nips pop up as she gets eaten out.

Video Box! The Internet has largely replaced the old style of porn stash, hidden under a mattress or in the top of a closet. Without the need to pile up physical copies of movies, we can pull up a much wider range of material instantly on a phone or laptop. A membership to a good porn site is a lot like having your own sex video box that you carry with you all the time. One such sex video box is Video Box.

Let's check out some passionate porn at Passion-HD! There are scores of porn sites available on the web that cover any and every hardcore xxx niche imaginable. There are sites dedicated to hardcore double penetration, extreme anal sex, BDSM rope play, and roleplayed taboo. But how many sites do you know of, just off the top of your head, that are devoted to intense, passionate lovemaking? Can you even think of any?

Want to see some tiny 18+ chicks on huge dicks at Tiny 4K? In the world of pornography, bigger and better often mean smaller and tighter. Finding the most petite babes with the tiniest cunts has been an obsession of the industry since the very start. The end-user gets to live vicariously through the films, kung-fu grips on their dicks to simulate the feel of virgin poon. Tiny4k brings smut’s love of tiny sluts into the new millennium with 4K ultra-definition videos so crisp it’s like jerking off into the future.

Fake Hub! What do fake cops, fake doctors, fake taxi drivers, and fake casting agents all have in common? They’re all smashing the fuck out of top-shelf pussy on Fake Hub. Their landing page says they specialize in babes getting into “real world, outlandish scenarios.” That’s an apt description. The vast majority of their scenes feel like they take place in a parallel universe, much the same as ours, except every woman is smoking hot and sex-crazed.

The Dog Fart Network! Fuck, I love watching slutty babes get absolutely wrecked by some big black cock in interracial porn. Or watching a smoking hot Latino chick bounce up and down on a dick while she sucks off the five other dudes in the room. Interracial porn brings the good shit. And it’s not just the same old scenes every time. Are you as tired as I am of watching a plain ass white couple have lame, uninteresting missionary sex? It fucking sucks. It’s time to branch out. Help break down the racial divide by indulging in the best porn there is: interracial! I dream of a day when interracial porn isn’t just a niche market. One day, it will just be porn!

Alright, perverts. I’m back with another premium paysite review. NubileFilms is a studio that’s made quite a name for itself in the past few years. They have done an exceptional job of positioning themselves in ads on free tube sites, and there’s a good chance you’ve wanked it to some of their videos once or twice before, whether you were aware of it or not.

I have to admit; I’m not always a value shopper. I can’t stand going to Costco and getting trapped by lines of idiots waiting for free samples of microwave cheese bullshit with a frozen pretzel. That said, sometimes even I can’t deny the benefits of buying porno in bulk. MileHighMedia is a pretty solid example of why.

Babes.com, aka Babes Network! It's hard to find a balance of different types of girls, good quality videos, membership bonuses, and streaming services on the same website. Sure you might hunt around and find a few, but pay out the ass for membership, deal with shitty customer service for overbilling you or both. But look now you can look no further and rejoice. While it has a pretty bland name, Babes.com has everything you want in a porn website and more.

Blacked.com! Need some exclusive interracial blacked porn videos? You know, I’m not even gonna lie to you, as a white dude, I’ve always had trouble getting into videos that feature black actors fucking chicks. Not because I have a problem with it. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all about the swirl. It is just that, for me, I have a much easier time getting off to videos in which I can easily picture myself doing the fucking … videos where the dick doing the fucking could conceivably, with a little bit of imagination, be my dick. And, as I am not the owner of a BBC, it’s just really hard to imagine the BBCs I see in such videos belonging to me.

Ah, gonzo pornography! If you follow the adult film industry at all, then you should know who the fuck Jules Jordan is. This guy is a legend in the industry. But, if you don’t know who he is, I’ll give you a rundown. He is a legendary adult film director who has dozens upon dozens of awards for shit like “Favorite Director, Studio of the Year, and he has even been inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame!” This isn’t just some dude shooting shitty porn flicks in his garage. Though he did get his start shooting amateur porn videos while he worked at an adult video store. Talk about living the fucking dream, right?

DigitalPlayground. That has to be one of the most creative names for a porn production company I’ve ever come across. It’s the perfect description of what a good porn site should feel like: an online place to play, a well-deserved break from all of the other bullshit in day-to-day life. After a long day at work or another fight with the wife, come to Digital Playground to let loose a little. Don’t mind if I do.

The Nubiles Porn brand has been around so long that it’s hard to imagine any self-respecting porn fan who hasn’t rubbed out at least a few to their flicks. They’ve been around since the dawn of the new millennium, steadily cranking out world-class fuck flicks on sites like My Family Pies, Cheating Sis and Moms Teach Sex. I tend to think of their family roleplay taboo stuff because I’m just that kind of pervert, but as we’ll see in a minute here, the folks at Nubiles have a lot more to offer than just fauxcest fantasies.

Do you ever dream of having Free Use access to your favorite resources? Maybe you want unlimited ice cream from the soft serve machine or maybe you fantasize about being able to peruse porn at work without that goddamn firewall. Me? My Free Use wet dreams involve beautiful women opening up in more ways than one. I mean, hell, they’ve got three tight holes, right? Who could ever turn down a singular freebie, let alone fully unrestrained fucking whenever and wherever you’re ready.

What’s so special about Vixen Plus that earns them an addition symbol at the end of their name? Vixen Media Group has been around for a decade now, and if you’ve been jacking off to the internet, you’ve almost certainly rubbed out a few to their flicks. I knew as soon as I saw the name that I was in for a treat today, but I wasn’t sure exactly what that treat would be. I did, however, have a strong feeling I’d fill up my favorite cum sock by the end of the day.

Porn Plus adds a Plus to something we already know and love, suggesting an upgraded variation that stands above the competition. This ain’t exactly an industry where modesty will carry you very far, so I see all kinds of big-dicked brags from every free tube or paysite calling itself the best in the world. There are plenty of sites out there with impressive-sounding names that just don’t live up to the expectations they set for themselves, which is honestly one of the whole reasons I started ThePornDude. Naturally, I wanted to fap test this one as soon as I heard about it.

Interested in Lets Doe It aka PornDoePremium? With countless numbers of porn sites to choose from on the web, it is no easy task to come up with a site that sets itself apart from the rest. Chances are, you have heard the saying ‘it’s all been done’ before. And, to a certain extent, that is true. Whether referring to art, music, writing, or porn, literally everything has been done before.

At Swappz, everyone gets a turn. That’s what the tagline on the front page says, anyway, but what do they mean by that? I’ll let you hang in suspense for a moment while you consider all the perverted possibilities. You’ll definitely get your turn to get off as you witness the onscreen antics, but who or what is going to be swapped? Will it be swingers switching wives, babes exchanging mouthfuls of sperm, or some even kinkier switcheroo?

FamilyStrokes! Staged taboo porn or family sex has seen a massive spike in popularity over the past few years. More specifically, faux taboo porn has become one of the most commonplace genres in the adult industry. What started as a small, niche market kink has quickly skyrocketed in demand to become as popular as any other genre in the mainstream porn market.

What’s in your Porn Box? Personally, I’ve got a bunch of 18+ teen blowjobs, some Asian MILF anal, a pile of lesbian flicks, and a whole fucking ton of group sex movies. One of the great things about the Internet is the wide, wild variety of porno out there to satisfy perverts of all stripes. The site I’m about to review aims for a big audience with its own mix of dirty movies, and it looks like they’re succeeding. Since the beginning of the year, they’ve gone from thousands of visits a month to a nice, fat 3.3 million. So what’s the fucking secret? Well, as ThePornDude, it’s my job to figure it out.

I spent all morning at Adult Prime, eating my bowl of breakfast Viagra while perusing their collection of dirty movies. It was definitely a good way to start the day, and frankly, a damn decent way to while away the afternoon hours before jerking off to it as a nightcap. Some of you might think, well, a guy who legally changed his name to ThePornDude is just naturally going to be masturbating to the stuff all day and night. The thing is, it’s a rare site that can keep me occupied this long without a break to fap to something else.

Vixen.com! Interested in some vixen porn? Sometimes referred to as “the Steven Spielberg of porn,” French adult film director and entrepreneur, Greg Lansky is known for creating the network of high-end pornography studios comprised of Blacked, Tushy, Vixen, and, more recently, Blacked Raw. Having got his start in the industry by creating successful brands and websites for Reality Kings, he did not start his own porn empire until 2014. In a matter of only four short years, though, his work has become some of the most revered and award-winning in the field. His reputation became firmly secured in 2016, when he won seven Adult Video News (AVN) awards for his production Being Riley, starring the incomparable Riley Reid.

Looking for some hardcore anal gonzo porn? The production company, EvilAngel.com is one of the oldest names in the game. Started in 1989 by John Stagliano, Evil Angel was able to easily rise to prominence in an era when porn suddenly became significantly cheaper to make. In the late seventies, pornos were still being shot on 35-millimeter film and a single production could cost up to $350,000 to make.

Mofos Network! You know your site’s a big player in the XXX industry when you can recognize the logo from the countless times it popped up on other XXX sites. I’m sure most of you out there have been distracted by those gifs of various 18+ girls getting fucked on popular XXX sites like Pornhub, XVideos, XNXX and so on. Most of those advertisements are from Mofos, which is why they’re one of the hottest, most popular XXX domains today.

What in the world is better than mountains of free porn? You already know how easy it is to score nearly unlimited amounts of anal bang smut and teen lesbian group-sex (18+) movies on the free tubes. I’m sure you’ve also seen those ads promising to enhance your free tube experience for a few bucks. As distracted as I usually am by the free public threesomes and airtight orgies, my curiosity finally got the best of me, and I ended up checking out XVideos.red.

NaughtyAmerica! If you are well-versed in the world of porn (which I know that you are, you fucking pervert!), chances are you’ve either heard of or seen a video clip from the behemoth porn studio known as Naughty America. They have built quite a name for themselves and are often applauded for their classic brand of topnotch pornography—classic scenarios and classic girls, all shot with a classic style.