Somebody sent me a link to EnjoyX, and I half expected to find a sketchy website selling questionably legal alternatives to your favorite festival drugs. Turns out, they’re actually dealing in another vice entirely, and it’s the usual one I ramble about here at ThePornDude. This X can be enjoyed right now from the comfort of your home or office cubicle, and without the potential risks of taking candy from strangers. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen—we’re watching porno movies today!

I half expected MagmaFilm to be an educational flick about volcanoes when I first heard the name, but then again, I don’t often get requests from teachers to take a look at their learning materials. No, my visitors around here tend to have other things on their minds, like big titties, beautiful women, and a whole lot of dirty sex. Maybe that’s what the Magma in the title is hinting at: these films are as hot as molten rock!

I pulled up AO Flix this morning when I found the link in the DMs. Maybe it was just because I hadn’t even gotten out of bed yet, my head still kind of cloudy from the sleep and the good-morning doobie I’d just fired up, but I really thought I was looking at a different streaming video platform. “Damn,” I thought, “Netflix sure is getting freaky these days.”

Do you have Little Caprice Dreams? Well, then you and I have something in common. We certainly ain’t alone in that respect, though, as the little babe is arguably one of the most popular pornstars to arrive on the scene in the last decade. She’s got a huge stack of XBIZ and AVN Awards to her name, has shot with some of the biggest studios in the business, and I’m guessing she’s a regular in your daytime fap fantasies and wet dreams. I wouldn’t be surprised if she starts making even more appearances in your dirty thoughts after checking out this next joint, so you may want to stock up on lotion and tissues before venturing any further.

Sen Sex! I’ve been thinking about SenSex all day, wondering what that Sen stands for. The Sex part of the equation is self-evident, as with any good porn site, but Sen could be short for any number of things. I could write a sensible sentence about it, or get sentimental about sensations with senile seniors, but that’s senseless. I did spot some sexy señoritas inside, but as a betting man, I’d wager that title is hinting at something deeply sensual for sale.

If there’s just one thing that everyone can agree on, it’s that Teens Love Huge Cocks (18+). Young sluts and their lust for enormous schlong have been the subject of countless songs, made-for-TV specials, and TED talks. Believe it or not, they’ve also made a number of pornographic films sharing the same theme. TeensLoveHugeCocks.com is a paysite focusing on those titular 18+ teens and their whacky, sexy adventures.

Have you ever tried Internet dating? Or course you have, you porn-loving stud! After all, as much as it’s fun using our hand as a makeshift pussy for hours on end while indulging in some of the most hardcore smut known to mankind, sometimes we get that familiar urge to slide our dick into the warm, wet, and welcoming paradise of a real woman’s pussy or asshole, right?

France is known for many things: The Eiffel Tower, Napoleon Bonaparte, the Louvre, and beautiful women who don't shave their legs or armpits. That doesn't mean that the 18+ chicks on today's site are hairy. In fact, all the sluts I saw on JacquieEtMichelTV.net were so perfectly smooth that I would have licked them. Since it's a French site, I'll spend some wine on them afterwards. But since I'm American, I'll drink a cubitainer instead of a glass.

Porn CZ gives you a big hint what they’re peddling right there in the name; this is porn straight from the CZ, with beautiful 18+ Czech girls getting fucked on camera. Of course, the title is still vague enough that your mind goes wild thinking of all the possibilities. Could this be an archive of Eastern European casting films, a reality-porn site featuring fake Czech doctors, or a virtual reality trip to a babe’s bedroom in the Czech Republic? Well, my perverted friends, what if I told you this next site contains all that and more?

The subject of Love Her Films isn’t exactly a mystery; it’s got to be that titular “her” they’re loving. The name alone sets a bit of a different tone from the more degrading porn outfits out there, and that clean white layout helps in that respect, too. But, of course, cleanliness is largely a matter of opinion in the world of porno, and the included imagery probably isn’t wholesome enough for your grandma to tune in. Then again, maybe the old bag still has a libido as strong as any young buck like yourself, in which case she’ll probably enjoy this site just as much as you or I will.

Porn Pros Network! Porn networks have a lot to offer that regular, standalone sites just can’t keep up with. You get a more diverse selection of videos. Most networks have specific fetish channels dedicated to all sorts of crazy shit along with their mainstay classics. All of the videos are usually shot in HD. We’re talking at least 1080p here. But the biggest benefit is the bang for the buck. No more dishing out hundreds of bucks for access to a single site. Networks let you buy a membership that covers access to every single site in the network. Some may only have a few connected site, while others have dozens. But anything is better than just one. Especially a fetish site. You could love fapping to feet, but we all need a change of pace once in a while.

FuckingAwesome! As The Porn Dude with a website called The Porn Dude, I’m a big fan of a simple title that says it all. Facebook should have a better name since I usually jerk off to bikini shots, and I ain’t cranking it to grandmas on Instagram. I guess I should have expected TubGirl, but LemonParty was a goddamn dirty lie! I do appreciate how honest and non-pretentious FuckingAwesome is being, even as they claim a pretty bold title for themselves. Then again, they get nearly a million visits a month, so maybe it’s not all hot smoke up my ass.

PropertySex! I tend to spend most mornings masturbating furiously to a variety of blowjob, titty fucking and hardcore explicit lesbian videos, so this morning was a little bit of a change in routine for me. Instead of popping a Viagra, lubing up and stroking it to HD porno, I had a cup of coffee and spent a few hours calling up real estate agents and making appointments to look at new homes. It’s not that I actually need a new masturbation chamber or splooge room, but the sexy bitches at PropertySex are giving me all kinds of wrong ideas.

With a name like Filth Flix, I knew right away I wasn’t going to be tuning in to family-friendly cartoons or SFW viral videos of dances, challenges, and stale jokes. Filth is kind of a funny word, because it takes on different connotations depending on how it's used. If I tell a woman my bedroom is absolutely fucking filthy, she probably ain’t going to come back with me to spend the night. If I tell a babe I want to do filthy things to her in my bedroom, well, my chances go way the fuck up. When filthy is applied to film, it’s either going to be a reality show about hoarders or something you can whack off to. Since I’m reviewing the joint here at ThePornDude, I think you already know which category this one falls into.

If you had a Hussie Pass, what’s the first thing you’d do? That’s more of a rhetorical question, because everyone’s less interested in what you’d do than what those titular hussies are getting up to. With the exception of your mom and the most prudish of prudes, everybody loves a slutty gal, which goes a long way in explaining why so many folks are lining up to get that pass we’re talking about. This next website gets an easy half million visitors a month, and today your old pal ThePornDude is going to be among them.

Did you do it all for the Nookies? That’s kind of a trick question that may or may not reveal your age, depending on whether you immediately envision getting laid or you just hear rap metal in your head. No matter your opinion on late ‘90s rock bands or backwards baseball caps, this next website has plenty to offer anybody who gets a boner looking at beautiful, naked women doing filthy things on camera.

Dorcel Club has the kind of title that sounds like sheer gibberish if you ain’t in the know, though porn fans around the world have recognized the name for literally decades now. Marc Dorcel might not have the same level of brand recognition among American masturbators as stateside pornographers like Hugh Hefner and Larry Flynt, but the old guy is legendary enough to have his own Wikipedia page listing his accolades. I’m writing this a month before the man himself turns 90 years old, so Happy Birthday and thanks for all the smut, Marc.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: the internet is for porn! Unfortunately, not all smut sites are created equal, and many often either have a weird mix of super and shitty features, and others can be complete crap. Rarely, you'll find some which range from good to being good googly-moogly great.

How would you describe 18+ the girls who populate your favorite porn sites? The word slut comes to mind, as do whore, MILF, and the girl next door. If you’re more medically or psychologically inclined, you might refer to these oversexed women as nymphos. Naturally, they’re exactly the type of women you’ll find at Nympho.

The footer at Penthouse Gold stamps a 2008 copyright date on the joint, which means it’s old as hell in Internet years. I bet all the old fuckers remember the Penthouse name from long before that, though. The brand got its start as an old-school paper porn rag in England way back in 1965, and I know some of you had your first fap to your dad or your grandpa’s copies hidden under his mattress. Before the Internet, these guys were some of the biggest names in the business alongside Playboy and Hustler.

DDFNetwork, aka Porn World! Sometimes I hear people complaining about how it’s too hard to find things to watch on Netflix because there’s just so goddamn much to choose from. Tell me about it! I feel the same way about online smut. Sometimes I know I want to polish the old pole for a few hours while hopped up on Chinese boner pills, but I’m not sure if I want to see a woman riding a cock that’s too big for her cunt, a hot lesbian licking another’s twat clean, or a threesome with DP reverse cowgirl. Fortunately, I can find all that and more on DDFnetwork.

21 Sextury! The 21st century has been a wild ride thus far. We are officially living in the future. It might not be exactly how we imagined it would be when we were 18+ teenagers, but it’s still pretty fucking cool. nonetheless. We don’t have flying cars, but you can get road head while sitting in the driver’s seat of self-driving cars and instantly upload the videos to the internet (or just broadcast it live if you like). We don’t have completely immersive virtual reality video games still, but we do have VR porn, which is pretty fucking cool (and when paired with a good enough pocket pussy, it turns out, can be pretty close to the real thing). Oh, and there’s even this shit called teledildonics that makes the pocket pussy (or dildo, whatever you’re into) move in conjunction with the porn stars on the screen. Pretty fucking cool, no? It may not be the future in every sense, but shit, the future of porn is here!

ClubSeventeen has a long and fascinating history. In fact, it is one of the oldest institutions of the adult entertainment world that still exists. ClubSeventeen.com has been up and running for 40 years now actually. Having found its start as a magazine in 1975, this European porn studio has gone through many changes to keep up with the times (as well as the law). But they have done so, they have survived, and they are still flourishing as a porn site today (bordering on an online porn lifestyle brand, actually).

Devils Film? Well, Hail Satan! You might not think you owe the devil your soul, but if you watch as much porn as I know you watch, then you most certainly do. Okay, maybe not your soul, that might be a bit of an extreme exchange for porn (save your soul to bargain for your very own brothel or something), but you at least owe him some gratitude. If it weren’t for Satan, there wouldn’t be any porn. You’d have to rely on your mental spank bank alone. And obviously that would just suck. You and I both know that imagination has never been your strong suit.

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Deeper. It’s one of those words that always sets up a “That’s what she said” joke, no matter what the fuck you’re actually talking about. Somebody might say it in reference to a credit card reader you used incorrectly, a bottomless pit you’re falling down, or the end of the pool where your fool ass is drowning, but you’ll always grin and imagine sticking your cock a little further inside a broad. At Deeper, there’s no imagining. Yeah, they’re talking about sexual penetration!

Do you want to stream full porn movies at Bang.com? That has to be the domain score of a lifetime, am I right? It’s quick, punchy, straight to the point, and tells you everything you need to know about the site before you ever even visit. Fuck, the people of Bang studios really lucked out with that one. It really makes you wonder if they are able to live up to the high expectations that a name like Bang sets up for a premium pay porno site.

Hard X! What do you think of when you imagine your perfect sex flick? Big-name pornstars or fresh teens  (18+) with huge racks? Do you prefer 18+ girls doing their first blow-bang or their first anal? If their sample page is to be believed, HardX offers all this and much more.

TonightsGirlfriend! Have you been wondering who tonight’s girlfriend is going to be? Well, if you’re stuck at home on coronavirus lockdown, your options are a bit limited. The local fat girls on Tinder are off-limits unless you’re a gambling man, so why not step up your game if you’re just going to be jacking off anyway? The girls at TonightsGirlfriend only visit via your computer screen or mobile device, but they’re way hotter than the locals, and you don’t have to bring along your gallon jug of hand sanitizer.

If you’re a Big Cock Bully, it’d only make sense that you spend your days serving up that monster meat to the sexiest babes available. I mean, hell, it doesn’t take a fucking pornographic genius to figure that out. The whole smut industry is just chock full of well-endowed dudes giving it to tight petite babes, stretching them out, and having a fun time at it. While there are some tiny ding-dong pornos out there for the folks who might feel intimidated watching a bigger man banging the babes, big cocks are one of those ever-present, evergreen best sellers in the biz. We all love seeing those ultra-tight fits, don’t we?