Okay, I admit it: I’ve wanted to have Hentai Chats from the day I discovered porno anime. The big-eyed babes are gorgeous, and I’ve seen doujinshi so kinky it makes your typical paysite seem tame by comparison. Over the years I’ve played with various girlfriend simulators and visual novels, many of which I’ve written about over at BestPornGames. I’ve had some fapworthy simulated conversations with those, but this next platform promises even deeper immersion. How’d you like to sext with a horny manga gal?

Back in the day, there was an era when some porn fanatics would frown upon those who jerked themselves silly to Hentai porn. Many of them wondered why someone would bust a nut over some cartoon smut when they could indulge in the real thing via a hardcore porn movie. Nowadays, though, people are thankfully more open-minded, and Hentai is increasingly seen as a XXX gift.

MyHentaiPorn! Sometimes you need to pay for quality content. Oh, don’t get all pissed off. You shill out money each month to your favorite titty streamers, so it only makes sense that you’d have to pony up some dosh for a quality hentai experience. A lot of work goes into that shit. Realistic titty physics and fuck scenes don’t just draw themselves. So, if you’ve got some cash burning a hole in your pocket and want to get the best, uncensored hentai porn experience that you can then you should keep with me while I tell you about a hot new site that I stumbled across.

HentaiVideoWorld! If animated pornography is something you're into, then you've surely noticed a few things. For example, finding proper good hentai isn't something that's easily done. You could go to Google, look up "free hentai" or something of the sort if you don't really know just what you want to feast your eyes on, and then it would not be possible for you to find any kind of pornography. I mean, sure, some videos will pop up here and there, but they surely won't be good enough for the majority of you folks. So, what's the conclusion that we can draw from this? Well, you certainly need to know where to look for quality material. One of those places is most certainly HentaiVideoWorld.com.

When HentaiPD slid into my DMs this morning, I immediately had some dirty thoughts and some pressing questions. The very thought of those big-eyed, big-boobed anime girls got me excited to see a few of them in all their naked glory, but I also wondered about that title. I know what hentai is, obviously, but what could the PD possibly stand for? Not to sound too full of myself, but those are my initials! Alternately, I was about to get arrested by the Hentai Police Department, which could be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on what kind of manga cops show up.

Moekyun popped up in my inbox this morning before I even got out of bed, and I spent the first couple minutes of the day rubbing my eyes and trying to figure out just what the fuck it said. Maybe it was the hangover talking, or just the fact that I hadn’t had my morning bowl of Viagra, but I couldn’t make sense of it. Well, that’s probably because it ain’t even in English. You otaku perverts probably got the reference, but I had to Google it. “Moe moe, kyun” is what you weeaboos yell while gazing upon something super cute and kawaii, but in this case, you’ll be able to jerk off at the same time.

Would you watch a Hentai Movie that wasn’t animated by human hands, but by a machine that spends all its free time watching dirty movies? I’m sure there are anime purists out there who scoff at the very concept of android-dreamed fantasies, but I have a feeling most of you perverts would jump right aboard given the opportunity. Well, my friends, today may be your lucky day, but act fast—it ain’t going to be free forever!

Cumflation is a pretty obscure niche, but it’s common enough on the hentai sites that I’m surprised the dot-com hadn’t been snatched up ages ago. Then again, how valuable could the domain be when the fetish has always been limited to the kinky world of adult anime? The average porno movie production just doesn’t have the kind of special effects budget you’d need to shoot semen-pumping, belly-expanding scenes with real-life pornstars. Putting out content like that would be a massive gamble for most studios, but what about one with experience and success at shooting live-action hentai?

In a war of Plants Vs Cunts, who do you think would win? In real life, I don’t think there’s a flower, herb or weed with the initiative to go on the attack in the first place, but I’ve seen some pretty weird shit in hentai. That said, this next site ain’t the botanically themed, X-rated manga library or adult video game I’d expected when the link first slid into my DMs. Instead, I found something even more surprising and perhaps even more titillating, though it’s going to depend a lot on just what kind of pervert you are and what you’re into.

Ever see a girl get Hentaied? You know what I’m talking about: sexy chicks with crazy hair getting boned by tentacles while making ahegao facial expressions, everything dripping with a thick coat of sticky, icky goo. If that’s what gets you going, you’ve probably had to go your whole life settling for cheaply made doujinshi catering to your freaky fetishes. What if I told you there was a porn site with all the trappings of the craziest hentai, but filmed in actual video with real babes?

Whoever started NarutoPixxx was way ahead of the curve, at least when it comes to hentai. If you’re a fan of X-rated manga, you’ve no doubt noticed the rising popularity of filthy Naruto parodies in recent years, coinciding with an aging demographic of fans who grew up with the characters. The NarutoPixxx.com domain was registered back in 2009, offering weebs a more explicit look at Hinata, Sakura, Itachi and the rest of the gang than you’d ever find on TV.These days, the site’s going as strong as ever, with a good half million visitors stopping by every month for fap or just a boner-inducing gawk. As you’ve probably guessed from the title, NarutoPixxx is a growing premium archive of sexy Naruto fan art, tapping directly into fantasies you’ve probably had while enjoying the SFW real thing. If you’ve been binging the stuff on Netflix, balls aching with possibilities they never touch in the official versions, you may want to grab an old sock or a tissue before checking this one out. You ready?

If you’d attended Hentai Sex School, maybe you’d know a thing or two about sucking, fucking, submission and tentacle sex. When people complain about the modern-day education system, these are exactly the issues that come to mind. Thankfully, there’s a way to catch up on all that lewd learning, and all it requires is an internet connection and a few bucks a month. Oh, and you can jack off to it, too!

Hey Hentai! I’m always on the lookout for new, awesome sites full of incredibly sexy hentai videos. And that’s not just to tell you fucks about them. I love this shit. I want my own personal library of kick-ass hentai sites to bust nuts to. But sometimes I have to be a little generous and give you dudes the deets. After all, the more traffic these sites get the more content they can pump out. And, as you know, not all hentai sites are created equal. Some fucking suck while some will blow your damn mind. Let’s hope the one I’ve got for you today is the latter, but I have my doubts.

I recently came across Hentai Core and thought it could only be one of a few different things. It had to be some new brand style of heavy metal where all the lyrics are about anime sex, or maybe it was a new sci-fi flick where the Earth was full of molten manga girls with big titties and giant dicks. Alternately and most realistically, I knew this would be another hentai collection on the Internet, though I was immediately curious what the gimmick was.

Hentai Key! Pornography is a domain of huge boobs, giant dicks, and oversized libidos. In the world of hentai, things get even bigger. Those pretty girls have enormous eyes to match their gargantuan breasts, and the literal monster cocks they get smashed with are nothing to scoff at. HentaiKey takes that typical larger-than-life porn anime formula and applies the bigness to something else: a massive network of more than 40 premium hentai sites.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever wanted to Create Hentai. Better yet, raise your increasingly turgid boner to the manga babes we’ll be celebrating today! I’ve always been a little jealous of artists who could effortlessly whip up fapworthy drawings of big-jugged, huge-eyed hotties. Sure, I’ve become a video pornographer, living out my live-flesh fantasies in front of the camera, but I still wish I could illustrate the perverted anime scenes constantly flashing through my brain. Maybe it’s for the best, because I’d probably never leave the house if I had that superpower.

Hentai Pros is the fucking best. It’s all of the best parts of regular porn with the only limits being the artist’s imagination. There are just some things you can’t explore in real life. Do you want to see a busty babe get gangbanged by massive-dicked monsters? Hentai has got your back. You will find all kinds of new, weird fetishes to explore in the world of hentai. Plus, you always get those sweet, sweet ahegao faces. Eyes rolling into the back of their head, tongues lolling, and blushed cheeks. It’s the hottest shit out there. If only real bitches could pull off such awesome O faces.

So you’ve jerked off to Hentaied a time or two, but are you are Hentaied Pro? Most folks are amateurs when it comes to masturbation, but then you’ve got the kind of super-wankers and superfans who tune in for every fresh bit of kinky smut with their dicks out and the tentacle-themed onaholes at the ready. If you’re familiar with the Hentaied brand, you know they’re putting out content that you’re just not going to find anywhere else on the internet, and certainly not within the unfulfilling confines of real life. Professional level around here includes a lot more than just your usual blowjobs and cowgirl rides.