VR Porn Sites
Today I let my brain dance with Brain Dance VR, and I’m not sure I’ll ever be the same. The world of futuristic pornography sure as hell won’t be, that’s for sure. I saw things I’ve been dreaming about and waiting patiently for, and forgive me for getting ahead of myself, but it’s got me really excited about what’s to come. I’m writing this a few weeks before Black Friday, when I know those VR headsets are going to be flying off the shelves at a quicker pace than normal. There couldn’t be a better moment to introduce this dance to the world.
Virtual Pee! We all love a wet pussy that’s glistening with love juices, and few sights can entice our cocks into a lust-fuelled frenzy more! But there’s also a sizable crowd of folks who love their pussies extra wet and gold tier, so to speak. And by gold tier, I mean they like them firing out jets of hot pee.
Wank It Now VR gives pretty clear instructions right there in the title, though I’m guessing all the pretty girls will give you that self-handsy urge the moment you see them. If there is still any confusion about what to do with yourself while you’re watching, those ladies will have something to say about it. In fact, they’re going to tell you exactly what to do while you’re raging hard with a funny pair of future goggles strapped to your face.
The girls of Zexy VR sure are zexy, aren’t they? Creative misspelling is a great way to help people remember your brand, but for real, how many just roll off the tongue as smoothly as this one? It’s sexy with an accent, but make no mistake, these guys don’t owe their popularity or longevity to the name alone. Hell, with a gimmick like the one we’ll find inside, I bet they’d be doing fine even with a stupider name.
I’ve got to say it: Porn Corn VR is a weird, funky name for an adult website. It’s a title that combines adult entertainment with futuristic technology and one of the most popular cereal grains on the planet, but what the hell could it possibly all mean? Don’t worry, it’s not some kind of deep-niche food fetishism for horny fat folks. I think the oddball title is just an exercise in branding, and frankly I think it’s going to work. I’m not about to forget that catchy word salad.
If you can’t guess what SuckMeVR is selling, then let me be the first to congratulate you on finally getting out of prison or whatever isolated cult compound you’ve been holed up inside of over the last few years. The Suck Me half of the equation gives it away as something filthy and fapworthy, while the VR tacked onto the end lets you know this is going to be some of that next-level, futuristic shit that drops you right into the action. You’ve got a good virtual reality headset at your disposal, right? In this case, it’s even more important than a well-lubed fap sleeve.
With a name like Baberotica VR, you can make some pretty safe bets about what you’ll find inside. Baberotica is solid branding on its own, an obvious portmanteau combining two words that each tickle the horny part of your brain, conjuring mental images of naked, beautiful women at their sexiest. Add a VR at the end and you know it’s going to be some next-level, futuristic shit. You won’t just be gawking at those erotic babes on a flat screen, but in a virtual environment that feels almost as real as life itself.
Are you a VR Spy, or have you ever dreamed of becoming one? Virtual reality has been growing more popular every year, and we all know naked girls are one of the biggest reasons for that. I’ve always loved gawking at sluts and shaking my dick at a flat laptop screen or my phone, but those futuristic sex helmets put the boobies right up in your face. Who wouldn’t want to spy on some babes in such an intimate way?
What’s so grooby about Grooby VR? Well, if you already know the brand name, you probably already know the answer to that question. It’s easy enough to mistake it for a creative misspelling of groovy, and was used as a synonym for titties as far back as A Clockwork Orange. I used to wonder how Grooby Productions settled on the name until I finally looked at the Wiki article. Turns out, it ain’t that complicated; the company was started back in ’96 by a dude named Steven Grooby.
Virtual Real Trans porn is about as close to real as you can virtually get with a trans pornstar, at least if the name is to be believed. Every technological advance in the world of pornography has aimed at improved quality, better immersion, and an overall higher level of realism for your masturbatory sessions, but I’d argue that the VR brands take it to the next level. When those big-titted babes are swinging their big ol’ boners at the camera and you’ve got the screen literally strapped to your eyeballs, it's going to feel like a fleshy helicopter spinning right in your eager face.
I thought Real Jam VR might be some kind of virtual reality music game, just based off the name. I got my VR gear on, ready to try out what might be the next version of guitar hero, but I just ended up fingering my skin flute. I’m definitely cool with whacking off while wearing an expensive and ridiculous looking sex helmet, but when I took the thing off, everyone in Starbucks was looking at me funny.
Fuck Pass VR is a little harder or a little easier than most porn sites to enjoy in public, depending on how you look at it. On one hand, if you’re watching it via the magic of virtual reality, as you’re intended to, the other Starbucks customers won’t necessarily know you’re living an immersive, 3D porno fantasy. On the other hand, it's hard to stay aware of your surroundings with a futuristic pair of sex goggles strapped to your face. One minute you’re smashing a famous pornstar in 8K, the next minute you’re getting arrested for indecent exposure again. Story of my life, am I right?
When Real Pornstars VR are available via just a few clicks of the mouse, why would anyone settle for fake pornstars in VR? Maybe it’s a matter of definition since anybody can claim to be a pornstar if they’ve ever aimed their phone at the head they were getting. This site wants you to know their pornstars are the real motherfucking deal, doing their best to set themselves apart from the amateurs before you even see their landing page.
Who’s up for some Brasil VR? Tall and tan and young (18+) and lovely, the girl from virtual reality goes humping, and when she smashes, everyone she smashes goes, “Damn!” Brazilian women are the muses of artists and the fap fantasies of perverts the world around, and this following site promises to drop one right on that raging hard boner of yours—in VR, anyway. Well, this is the closest you’re going to get from mom’s basement. So grab that expensive sex helmet, and let’s check it out.
VR Latina! Anyone who knows me knows that I fucking love Latinas. Or, to put it another way, anyone who knows me knows that I love fucking Latinas. I mean, think about it, what’s not to love? Whether it’s their lovely caramel complexion, their thick thighs, their beautifully exotic eyes, or their luscious lips, you absolutely cannot go wrong. And that’s only scratching the surface of all there is to love about Latinas.
VR Conk! I don’t know about you, but I can’t seem to watch a movie without thinking about sticking my dick inside a girl’s face, twat, and butthole. I tried to watch Joker recently and got chased out of the theater because I started touching myself every time that hot Black chick was on the screen. I’ve already had a couple of strikes, so I really can’t get arrested again. Thankfully, I just found a new site called VRconk that aims to drop movie fans into pornographic versions of their favorite wholesome flicks, as well as some titillating originals.
I watched a TmwVRnet movie this morning, the first-person action delivered directly to my eyeballs via my Oculus Quest 2. The virtual reality sex was so realistic that I found myself aggressively humping the air, as if I could really touch that beautiful Euro chick in front of me in her virtual bedroom. The load I blew was satisfying as all hell, but once I took the headgear off, I realized everybody else on the bus was staring at me. Oops!
18 VR sounds like a virtual reality hangout for those just reaching the age of legal adulthood, and honestly, the Adults-Only warning out front kind of backs that up. The naked girl in the background of the warning screen looks like she’s just old enough to buy cigarettes, and so do the young sluts you’ll see as soon as you click through to the tour page. Maybe I should spell out the rules of the game for those who rode the short bus: you’ve got to be 18 to perform, but even the oldest perverts can watch.
What’s for sale at Swallow Bay? I’ll give a couple of guesses, with some clues to help you along. For one thing, this doesn’t have a goddamn thing to do with those barn-dwelling little birds that symbolize love, care, and affection, though you’ll definitely see some deep intimacy inside. Oh, and despite the clever name riffing on eBay, this one isn’t an auction site, so you don’t have to worry about being the highest bidder. Everybody pays the same price around here.
Virtual Real Japan! If there was ever a great time to be alive, it’s 2024, right? It’s never been easier to catch a devastating respiratory virus, get laid off or stung by a murder hornet than it is right now. On the other hand, all this alone-time through social distancing gives us plenty of opportunity to appreciate the high-tech marvels of the modern age. VirtualRealJapan, for example, will let you experience 18+ Asian schoolgirl sex, lesbian encounters and kinky cosplay anal bangs from the comfort of your virtual-reality sex helmet at home.
Let's roleplay at VR Cosplay X! In the past few years, virtual reality technology has seen a pretty big boom in sales and prominence, and it’s largely due to the porn industry. Virtual reality is one of those things that has always seemed just over the horizon, just a few years away from being mastered and mass-produced at affordable prices, with an unbelievable amount of lifelike immersion.
VR Hush! We live in an age of technological revolution. Everyday, somebody invents a new device or string of code that changes the world and advances mankind by leaps and bounds. Humanity is currently in a new form of evolution, one that will merge man and machine, making us smarter and more connected and capable than ever before. And at the forefront of this incredible technological revolution and transcendence of humankind is … pornography. VR pornography, to be exact.
Wet VR! There is a lot of wetness in porn scenes. There’s just something sexy about that glistening moisture, and maybe it has something to do with the fact that humans are mostly made of water. Yeah, we’re just a bunch of water balloons, running around and fucking each other in every orifice imaginable. Of course, I think it’s a more specific kind of wetness they’re talking about over at WetVR.
Pornography has always been a way to live vicariously through studs who fuck hotter broads than you’ve ever been able to pull in real life. Virtual reality takes those vicarious thrills to the next level, putting you right in the shoes and nutsacks of the porn cocks slamming away at those broads. At MilfVR, viewers can experience VR sex with the hottest cougar pornstars in the business.
The VirtualPorn.com domain was registered way back in 1996, which isn’t a surprise to anybody who remembers the gold rush to buy up all the potentially valuable porn domains. The thing is, VR porn was not a reality in 1996. Hell, online porn, in general, was kind of a shit show back in the nineties, and much of what we expect these days in premium porn wasn’t established until the reality porn of the early 2000s. So who could have predicted the rise of genuinely immersive 3D porn a quarter-century later?
Czech VR! Step into a new world with the wonderful new bit of technology that is VR. If you haven’t tried it, then you are seriously missing out on an awesome, sexy experience when it comes to VR porn. You can be right there in the action. Hell, if you have the money you can even get one of those interactive sex toys that jerks you off in time with the videos, but even the regular experience is leagues better than those regular. boring porn videos that you’re probably still watching. And you know what makes VR porn even better? Czech sluts. These girls are fucking amazing. They will take a good dicking, and then turn around and take you down the kinky road of femdom.
BaDoink Studios needs little introduction to the tech-loving perverts out there, as they were one of the original VR porn sites to pop up on the internet. They launched in 2016, back when only the real geeks were shelling out the big money required to see some boobies in 3D. Some of you may have also experimented with the lo-fi, phone-based headsets of the time, which were still painfully pricey for what they delivered.
BaDoink VR! With the advent of virtual reality, it did not take long at all for the adult industry to get their hands in on the action. In fact, many people credit porn for causing the first real boom in the virtual reality market. This should not come as a huge surprise. Virtual reality seems like the logical next step for a porn industry that has, for years now, been inching closer and closer to creating a more immersive and personalized experience.
DarkRoomVR might be what you think it is, but I guess it depends on what kind of pervert you are. If you’re hoping this is a photography-themed virtual reality game where you develop photos in chemical vats lit by a red light, well, you’re out of luck and also showing your age. Who the fuck produces film anymore? Certainly not the smut peddlers here, who are hawking premium VR pornos at up to 7k resolution.