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I had high hopes for the ChickPass Network even before I knew much more than the name. It’s a title that implies a hell of a lot of women, and well, that’s exactly the kind of thing I’m into! Once I actually started poking around, I realized I’ve beaten off to some of these babes and some of these brands before. It’s a big-ass network of premium porno sites, so chances are, you have too.
Keko Media prides itself on being the Balkans’ First Adult Entertainment Network, and well, can you blame them? Pioneers are a driving force for change, and these guys have arguably made southeastern Europe sexier than it’d been before. I’m a sucker for Euro porno in general, and I never pass up the opportunity to whack off to a niche I’ve yet to experience. Just based on the fact that you’re reading this at ThePornDude, I’m guessing you’ve got some similar interests!
Who put the TAC in TACAmateurs? I’ve been perusing the site all morning, and maybe I’ve just been too distracted by all the boobies, but I just couldn’t figure out what the acronym stands for. It could be Totally Awesome Coochie, Tits And Cunt, or maybe Topless Amateur Cougars, but honestly, your guess is as good as mine. Fortunately, the name doesn’t even matter all that much; at the end of the day, you’ll be shaking your dick at all the lovely homebrew pornstars, not the words at the top of the screen.
As soon as I heard of Vegas Casting Couch, I knew I had to take a peek. I’m something of a connoisseur of the casting porn format, which you’re probably aware of if you’ve ever seen my dick-slanging work over on the PornDudeCasting couch. Las Vegas has a well-earned reputation as the City of Sin, so I was eager to see what kind of special magic they’d bring to the popular subgenre. With any luck, I’d be hitting a jackpot—metaphorically speaking, of course!
I was watching Colombian Casting Couch all morning, stroking my dick and taking a few notes. My own PornDudeCasting is certainly a success story in the casting porn genre, but that’s partly because I’m such a big fan of the format. I love the fake hookups of reality porn as much as the next guy, but there’s just something so raw and real about getting to know a babe as you’re penetrating her various tight, wet orifices.
How do you conduct XXX Job Interviews? I actually feel like I have some experience at this, since I’ve been doing little Q&A sessions with all the girls who visit the PornDudeCasting couch. I have yet to turn down a candidate, though, and I don’t know if that makes me a bad boss or a really good one. For some reason, I get the feeling all the sexy applicants on this next site are acing their interviews, too.
This next site is for the Bikini Fanatics in the audience, which I’m sure you already know if you’ve heard of the joint. I actually think they might be selling themselves a little bit short with the branding, because there’s more to enjoy here than just the beautiful women showing off their bikinis. They may well be “The World’s Biggest Bikini Community,” as they’re claiming, but the site ain’t quite as softcore as that description makes it sound. Spoiler alert: there are also a ton of full-on nudes and amateur sex scenes.
Just who is Hoby Buchanon? Well, I’ve got to assume it’s the guy with his eyes blurred out on the front page of the website bearing his name. Even if I’m wrong and he’s hidden behind the camera or otherwise indisposed, it doesn’t change the nature of the smut we’ll be looking at today. Whoever Hoby really is, his name has become associated with rough, nasty, hardcore dirty sex caught on video. In other words, he’s probably just your kind of dude.
If you love Brand New Amateurs, well, you sound like a pretty normal warm-blooded human being. I’m pretty much always down to watch beautiful women fucking, but there’s something extra special when she’s a legitimate girl next door. These babes ain’t blown out or burned out by the industry, and they come with the innocence of not having their brains fucked out on camera for years. I love famous pornstars as much as anybody else, but they can’t recreate those early scenes where they’re getting their video cherries popped.
Porn Force sounds precisely like the type of force I love to reckon with, but that isn’t saying much; slap the word “porn” on damn near anything, and I’m going to have to take a look. Maybe the keyword, in this case, is actually the “force” part of the title, implying strength and energy as part of a physical motion. I think we might have gone over something like that in physics class back in school, but I’ll be honest, I was always too busy studying human anatomy to hear what the teacher was saying, by which I mean I was whacking off looking at all the pretty girls. Perhaps this next website can clarify the definition of force for me. Then again, I’m usually more likely to fill an old sock with sperm than my mind with hard science, at least when hot babes are involved.
My Dirty Hobby! We’ve all come across the spammy, bullshit “hook up with horny singles in your area tonight!” ads and links on popular porn sites. How many times have you been tricked into creating a “free account” with a site like this, thinking that maybe, just maybe, it will be legit, and you’ll be boning before sundown? Well, I only hope that you never gave out your credit card information to one of these many scam sites. Because you ain’t getting fucked (well, actually, you might be getting fucked, in the sense that someone drains your bank account instead of your balls).
AmateurAllure! I really love amateur movies. I love how the fucking is raw and real, captured on a whim because somebody happened to have their phone nearby while getting a BJ. Of course, bad amateur porn comes with a set of its own problems, like ugly girls, sloppy camerawork, and runtimes under 30 seconds. Sometimes I have to point my browser at more refined visions of amateur sex at sites like AmateurAllure.Amateur Allure: Where Nice Girls Come to Swallow Cum. It’s a hell of a tagline, and that nice girl out on the adults-only greeting page looks like exactly the type of girl I like to watch dining on sperm. I clearly ain’t alone in that, because the site gets over 2,000 visitors every day. These guys have been peddling amateur smut since 2006, but they’ve had a recent resurgence in popularity. I’m into dirty movies, so naturally, I had to see what the fuss was all about.
PublicAgent! If there’s one thing reality porn has taught me, it’s that random hot chicks are always down to fuck on camera for a little wad of cash. I’ve actually been emailing my lawyer a ton of links to my favorite videos in the genre, but he’s convinced I should just plead guilty to the solicitation charge. Whatever. I guess I’ll worry about that at my arraignment, but in the meantime, I’m going to keep shaking my dick at PublicAgent.
Fit 18 sounds like it might be a trendy store at the mall for hot young chicks, but nah, it’s a porn site. If they ain’t hawking skirts and sweaters under that banner, I bet you’ve got a pretty good idea what kind of babes are getting their brains banged out on this website, huh? That’s right: they’re fit as hell and at least 18, but never much older. The specialty at this paysite is truly ripe, healthy, and super sexy (18+)teens.
Just how desperate are the Desperate Amateurs of DesperateAmateurs.com? Well, at least a few of the girls on the tour page look absolutely ravenous, feasting on cock and cum like they haven’t had any sustenance in days. Of course, that isn’t an uncommon sight on any porn site worth a shake of the ol’ ding-dong, but hey, that’s kind of why we’re here, right? Desperate or not, I have a feeling you’re mainly interested in watching some no-name randos getting fucked; it’s the Amateur part of the equation doing the heavy lifting, bringing in the horny pervs like yourself and yours truly.
The folks behind Exploited Teens call their site, “The original, unrehearsed and entertaining amateur videos featuring the real girls next door!” I’ve reviewed enough online smut to be skeptical of those kinds of claims, but a few facts back them up right away. For one thing, the site has been around since 2000, which is like a goddamn century in internet years. They also pull about 300,000 visitors every month, which certainly isn’t chump change.
When I first heard of WifeBucket, I half expected it to be a new Multi-Level Marketing scheme that lets stay-at-home moms sell glittery, colorful plastic pails in their free time. Maybe that’s just the cynic in me, because the actual site is a whole lot more fun than your sister-in-law trying to guilt you into another order. In fact, you might even see your sister-in-law naked if you’re lucky enough.
Does Abby Winters really exist? While the website named after her has been alive and kicking since the dawn of the new millennium, people have been wondering for almost as long if Abby is a real person. According to legend, the mysterious Miss Winters wanted to shoot alternative porn back in 1999, but lost interest a few years later. Some folks think Abby has always been a nickname of Garion Hall, who currently owns the website, but there’s no definitive proof either way.
“Let’s Post it!” It’s a motto I’ve been known to live by, whether I’m showing off the monster schlong on my secret socials or uploading another one of my sexy pornstar-humping adventures to PornDudeCasting. This next joint spoke to me from the very moment I heard the name, and I know I ain’t alone. These guys get a couple million visitors a month, which is wildly popular for a site that hasn’t even been live a year yet.
Love Home Porn? I know I do. What’s not to love about amateur porn? Well, let me rephrase that—what’s not to love about amateur porn done well? Obviously, there is a fuck ton of amateur porn out there that really puts an emphasis on the “amateur” part of it. I’m talking about shaky cameras, shitty recording quality, 10 or 15-second video lengths. I mean, seriously, who the fuck records a video of 10 seconds of them fucking someone from behind in which you can maybe see the girl’s ass for like 2 of those 10 seconds and says to themselves, ‘you know what? This should be on the internet!’
WoodmanCastingX! Got wood, man? Sorry, I couldn’t resist the dad joke about this next porn site, maybe because it’s been around long enough to have influenced much of today’s current crop of new premium porn sites. WoodmanCastingX is the brainchild of Pierre Woodman, a French pervert who’s been making dirty movies for over 30 years now. He started doing the Castings X movies in 1997, and WoodmanCastingX.com was established in 2004.
Do we live in a Private Society? I guess it depends on how you define the term. I’m sure some would argue the days of true privacy are long gone, our pure alone time sacrificed for phones that know exactly when and where you want a burger or a beat-off. These days, the smarter motherfuckers won’t even crank it in front of the computer without their webcams covered up, because who the hell knows who’s watching? Incidentally, you might want to cover it up now if you’re worried you’ve accidentally opted into some surveillance plan that came with your favorite social network. Then again, maybe you’re fine with Zuckerberg having some good shots of your ding-dong that he can sell to the boner pill companies later.
The Bang Bus has been driving around so long at this point that I’d be surprised if you’ve never heard of it. Some of you have been fantasizing about hopping on for a ride for decades now, which they reference in a slogan beneath the logo on their tour page: “Helping girls express their inner slut since AOL was the internet.” The web has come a long way since those early days, but sometimes it’s nice to see some of your old favorites are still around and doing well.
BackroomCastingCouch! The casting couch is a mainstay of the adult entertainment industry. I mean, think about it … the directors and producers of all your favorite porn studios have to find and audition new porn stars somehow. And the only way to audition a new porn star, to know that she has what it takes to star in porn, is to fuck her! Before a girl ever gets cast in a proper scene, she gets fucked on the casting couch. You gotta test drive a car before you buy it, right? (might be taken out of context as it objectifies women)Well, the same is true with porn stars. You gotta try a girl out before you blow a bunch of money on production and cast her for a porno.
Interested in some premium real amateur porn at TrueAmateurs? Those of you who have been following my reviews know by now that I am a huge fan of wild amateur and homemade porn. I love professional studio porn, obviously, as well, but it is a completely different kind of love. It’s almost like I find myself in two different types of horniness—one that professional porn will do the trick for; another that can only be cured by watching sexy amateur girls getting fucked. It all really just depends on my mood.
Net Video Girls has the kind of name that’s vague enough to almost sound innocent, but we wouldn’t be talking about it if it was. You probably already have some good ideas about what those girls are doing on video, on the net. Make a list of your favorite sex acts and follow along at home as we see how many of your wet dreams are about to be acted out on camera.
ExploitedCollegeGirls, aka ExCoGi! For a lot of beautiful young 18+ ladies, going to college is the first time they’re ever really out on their own. It’s their first opportunity to live life without parents getting all up in their shit, and some of these broads really live it up. Some get alcohol poisoning and finger-cuffed at frat parties, and others skip the studying to do molly and suck dick at festivals. Some of them need the whole world to know they’re sluts and get involved with sites like Exploited College Girls, or ExCoGi.
I launched Porn Dude Casting recently, but I’ve been holding off on reviewing it for ThePornDude. It’s kind of hard to be an impartial smut reviewer when you’re the one banging the babes, filming the action and uploading it to the web. I didn’t want to seem like too much of a big-dicked braggart, but then again, I ain’t a stranger to tooting my own horn, typically after dipping my hairy palms into this bucket of lube I keep here in the masturbation chamber.