Dynasty Series has been around since 2007, which ain’t surprising based on that grade-A brand name and web domain. Just about any company could have snatched up the dot-com and used it to hawk a premium line of damn near anything, from kitchen utensils to tractors, but I’m glad they’ve chosen to specialize in something a little easier to shake my dick at. Branding ain’t everything, though, and the name ain’t the only reason these guys have been kicking so long. I mean, wait till you get a load of the girls!

What’s your Digital Desire? Well, personally, I’ve got a few, but certain elements bring them all together. For one thing, I didn’t start a whole website to discuss my desire for good food or fast cars. But then, pretty girls without their clothes on figure into all of my main interests, so you can kind of guess where my heart lies on this particular topic. And well, based on the fact that you’re reading this on ThePornDude rather than any of the SFW internet media outlets, I’m guessing you’ve got similar cravings.

PlayboyPlus takes a comically stereotypical approach to bring a classic brand into the new millennium, slapping a Plus on the end when they could have just as easily tacked on a 2.0, a 4K, an Ultra, or maybe even a Hub. Whatever, though, because I’m less concerned about the name than what they’ve actually got to show me. This is the porn brand your grandpa grew up with, but the younger generations are less familiar with. Playboy has lost some of its luster in this world of hardcore Internet smut, but they’ve still got a reputation as purveyors of refined, classy nudes for fancy lads, intellectuals, and general perverts.

When I first checked out Sanktor, I wasn’t exactly sure what I was looking at. I saw a bunch of beautiful women flashing their tatas, posing in lingerie, and dancing like strippers on the tops of tables in swank luxury apartments. That isn’t an uncommon sight in my business, but I think what threw me is all the names of the models on the front page. I thought maybe this was an taboo site because they’ve all got the same last name as the joint: Alexandra Sanktor, Kris Sanktor, Elle Sanktor, and Scarlett Sanktor occupied the top row, and the list just kept going.

ALS Scan lays the hype on thick out on their tour page, calling themselves “The Ultimate in Modern Entertainment” and bragging about their roster of real girls next door. Their claim of ultimate modernity sticks out at me, as they’re an older site with an arguably old-school format. Whereas many big-budget new paysites immediately start hitting you with auto-playing montages of hardcore threesome crotch shots and buckets of sperm blasting all over the place, ALS Scan shows naked women posing in solo shoots or pairs. There’s an occasional dildo to be seen, but nobody’s actually having sex, at least not out front; this one’s more focused on the beauty of the nude female form than squishy, juicy tight penetration.

A video shot In The Crack is arguably a whole lot better than one shot from outside of that enticing fleshy crevasse. It isn’t fucking rocket science: close-up shots of damn near anything just look better than ones taken from afar. That’s why humanity has invested so much time, energy, and money building advanced telescopes to get better looks at all those celestial bodies floating out there in space instead of staring into the sky with our bare eyes. It’s why your sister takes selfies with the camera held close to her face instead of across the room, and it’s why the folks behind this next website will stick a camera right up in a broad’s business after she takes off her clothes. A good photographer focuses on the good stuff.

XArt! I’m not what someone would consider an X Art fag. Hell, the only time I ever tried going to the museum, I ended up being dragged out by the police after rubbing one out to some classical nudes. What can I say? Paintings of fruit bowls and photographs of architecture bore the hell out of me, but naked ladies always seem to catch my attention. That’s why I was pretty happy to find out X-Art wasn’t your typical fine arts website.

Zishy has one of those nonsense brand names that feel right at home on an internet full of gibberish like Hulu, Skype, Etsy, Brazzers, and Venmo. I bet you immediately knew what each of those other sites sells the moment you read their names, though, right? It’s funny how goddamn baby talk can take on meaning if you repeat it enough. Well, Zishy aims to add to the online lexicon by defining the term at the very top of the screen: “photos that leave something to the imagination.”

Superbe Models sound fancy as hell, but maybe it’s just that extra E tacked onto the Superb. I’ll be honest, when I saw the site’s name and all the classy naked broads plastered all over the front page, I was sure this was going to be some kind of arty, highbrow art porn thing from France. It turns out I was only partly right; these refined ladies and gentlemen are peddling a style of erotica a bit more sophisticated than the average college bukkake scene, but they’re based out of Los Angeles, according to their Twitter account. They do seem to shoot around the world, though, and with a lot of Euro chicks.

Ah, Stasy Q founded by Said Energizer! Gentlemen, I greet you from the cockpit of my new BMW, which I’ve had outfitted with a stunning Gucci interior. I’m sipping a hundred-year-old Cognac and puffing on a Cohiba while a high-class escort, not a prostitute, sucks my balls dry. Just kidding. I’m actually jerking off at the library again, but I’ve got StasyQ.com pulled up so I feel like a really fancy motherfucker.

Welcome to First Time Videos Girls aka FTVGirls! Has it ever occurred to you just how many dicks you have inadvertently fapped to in your life? Think about it. Nearly every porno out there features a chick getting dicked down by some muscular, well-endowed stud. In fact, the guy is actually sort of the main event in a lot of these videos. Think of series like Teens Love Big Dicks or videos like “Monster cock ravages tiny teen pussy.” At least some part of you is clicking on these videos because of the dick itself. Doesn’t that seem just a little bit gay to you?I know it isn’t technically gay because most of us are only tolerating the dick in these videos so that we can watch the (18+)girl getting fucked, so that we can imagine that his dick is our dick, making it easier to slip into the fantasy of you fucking that amazingly hot woman. But, still, there is no denying the fact that part of the reason a lot of people watch porn has to do with the cock in question, even if it is nothing more than a means of inserting ourselves into the porn. Still kind of gay, though, even if that is the case.The good news, though, is that we don’t have to look at dicks in order to get off to sexy women in porn. It’s not a necessity. There are, of course, millions of lesbian and solo videos out there that will surely get the job done in which we don’t have to see any penises whatsoever. It may be a little trickier at first to put yourself into that scenario, but once you do, it’s well worth it. There’s nothing better than some high-quality dick-free porn that allows you to jerk off to nothing but beautiful women pleasuring themselves and each other.Maybe you aren’t only tired of the dick being the main event in porn, but you are also sick of every scene you watch being so highly mediated and unrealistic. Overly fake and dramatized porn is, after all, probably the most common type of porn out there. Just look at the studios that dominate the adult entertainment industry: Team Skeet, Brazzers, Mofos—these are all examples of, although extremely hot in their own right, super fake and exaggerated hardcore sex scenes that make it hard to lose yourself in because they are so far from what girls truly enjoy in real life.Believe it or not, there aren’t many girls who are into DP anal gaping and deepthroating themselves to tears. If you crave something a little closer to real passion and real pleasure without having to constantly see giant cocks every time you watch porn, there are more options out there than you might think. And one of the best examples of this kind of porn can be found on the site, FTV Girls.

Fem Joy! I’m not sure if you know this about your old friend The Porn Dude, but I’m something of an art connoisseur. When I’m not masturbating furiously to free creampie tubes and premium lesbian gangbangs, I like to appreciate the creative expression of human skill and imagination, particularly within the visual media. I like artistic nude photography of beautiful women, fine erotica featuring gorgeous sluts, and skillfully crafted films depicting the perfect female form in various states of undress. If you’re into that highbrow shit, too, FemJoy might be your type of place.

Watch 4 Beauty, aka W4B! What’s the difference between erotica and porn? Wikipedia says porno is all about the graphic depiction of sexually explicit themes, while erotica seeks to tell a story using those themes in a more plausible depiction of human sexuality. Maybe I’m just a lowbrow motherfucker, but I guess I don’t care what you call it. I’m beating off to Watch4Beauty this morning, and I’m more worried about where to spill my seed than how to classify their masturbation movies and lesbian scenes.

Met Art aka Met-Art! Is porn art? Most people, I think, would instinctively say “absolutely not,” that there is a definitive line between what is and is not art when it comes to the showcasing of nude women. But the thing is, when you ask these people where the line is, they seem to not have such an easy job explaining themselves. Some might claim that the difference between artistic nudity and pornographic nudity lies in the intent. Art, they might say, has different aims and reasons for photographing naked women than porn does.

Look, I’m often the first person to laud the advancement of porn tech in recent years. I mean, fuck! Who doesn’t like to slap a virtual reality headset on and get the closest thing to Angela White’s tits in your face as a man could ask for? But, at the same time, it’s important not to forget our porn roots.