Free Sex Games
The Best Porn Games are arguably one of the only reasons for getting out of bed in the first place, but let’s be real: you don’t even have to drag your ass out from under the sheets to appreciate a fap-worthy RPG or titty-infused adventure game. In another life, before I was ThePornDude, I wasted countless hours of productive company time playing cartoon porn games and X-rated incremental clickers. These days, a bit of one-handed strategy or some adult dating sims are all in a day’s work. Hell, if I haven’t blown a load to a porn game today, it means I haven’t been doing my job!
When I hopped onto Zell23’s XXX sidescroller Forest of the Blue Skin, I thought I was going to have to whack those annoying blue bitches from the Avatar film. You know what I’m fucking talking about. Those blue-skinned dumb asses that used a bow and arrow to somehow defeat bigger dumb asses that utilized actual sci-fi technology. Fortunately, Zell23’s retro action platformer didn’t come close to being that fucking stupid.
You surely haven't seen a video game like Trap Quest on the internet before, and if you have...well, TrapQuest is in its own league, practically untouchable by all the other competitors. Most of us are used to these super-basic adult video games that aren't challenging, video games that do not even have a complex story or even a bunch of characters or anything like that, but hey, TrapQuest is everything but an easy video game with no story at all, which is great. Enjoyment is guaranteed, especially if you have been playing lame sex games up until now. TrapQuest is going to be a breath of fresh air for you, without a doubt!
If you get off to hentai bitches that are submissive and look a nice dick in their pussies, Violated Heroine sounds like it might fit the fucking bill. The title alone comes across as a game about violating hentai chicks, and sure, that happens in the game. But Violated Heroine is more than that.
Aren’t you cucks tired of being the shining beacon of hope in your fantasy porn games? Nobody wants to be the prude white knight who goes around saving virgins from the clutches of evil. Screw that. I could play any number of boring SFW RPGs if that’s the sort of lame-ass experience that I want to have. I want to bend sluts over and have my way with them. I want to force some whore down to deepthroat my massive cock. I want to be the villain. Or, at least, something close to it. After all, the bad guys get all the pussy. It’s true for real life as well.
Third Crisis is a lewd tactical RPG packed with fap-worthy content. Who doesn’t love watching a proud babe get slowly but surely turned into a cum-hungry whore? It’s one of the best genres of porn games out there: corruption. Hell, I’ve even corrupted a prude girl or two. I swear I had this Catholic practically begging for me to tie her up and fuck her face until she cried. But those things come simply to alphas like me. My dick’s got a pussy magnet on it that I couldn’t shut off if I tried. I leave home and come back with a half dozen bitches that told you some tripe like “I’m waiting for marriage.” No, they’re waiting for a big-dicked Chad like me to show them what sex can actually be like.
If you have ever sat in the middle of a park becoming one with nature and marveling at the wonders of the world only to find yourself daydreaming about performing sexual experiments on the squirrels and birds that populate the region, pour some goddamn cold water on yourself. You might be a sick fuck, though ThePornDude isn’t the bro to judge that. Judging what developer Fek has been up to, I think they may have had the same epiphany that you had.
It could be hard to tell what yiffalicious.com is really about, but that is why you have me here; I shall explain everything you need to know about this wonderful place. First of all, in the window-name, you will see that this is a place dedicated to furry porn, but honestly, just by looking at their homepage, you will immediately be aware of that fact since they show a lot of naughty shit from the very beginning.
If you can’t create your absolute dream character in a game, why bother playing it? Seriously, don’t you fucks hate it when you try to get invested in a visual novel or some other RPG and end up having to play as some intrepid cuck who couldn’t get pussy if a whore spread her legs right in front of him? I’m not here to RP as one of you pathetic weebs who creams his pants every time his favorite waifu bends over. And I’m sure most of you want an escape from that cruel, cruel reality as well. Well, I’ve got a game for you horny gamers that takes out all of the stops when it comes to character customization options.
Legend of Krystal: Rebirth is a furry sci-fi RPG by The Tribe. Don’t you fucks look up at the stars and dream of finding new worlds? Don’t worry; I’m not here to get sappy with you nerds and talk about how fate and bullshit astrology. I want to find new worlds so that I can pound alien pussy, or whatever holes they’ve got. I’m sure you sex-starved sci-fi lovers dream of the same shit. Come on, we all know you’re not watching Star Wars for the plot. You want to bend over those weird alien sluts and show them a good time. Hell, you’ve probably got as much of a chance finding and fucking an alien waifu as you do finding a girl who will let you fuck them on Earth.
How many of you are in your 20s? You know, a virgin living with your parents and wishing there was a way out? I’m sure there are plenty of you raising your hand right now. If only you could find a way to move out of mom and dad’s basement, get a job like a real man, and discover the art of enticing women to ride on the Tiny Knob Express.
Something unlimited is a lewd superhero-themed resource management game. Al that you nerds ever talk about is how hot some superhero slut is or who the fuck would win in a fight. I get it. Some of these babes are hot as all hell. I’d love to have that elastic bitch from the Incredibles all tangled up. Could you imagine the crazy positions you could fuck her in? Damn. Oh, right, superheroes. Don’t you wish you could gather up all of your favorite superhero babes into one place? Imagine binding Wonderwoman up with her whip while you make her deepthroat your cock or having Batgirl ride you as you grab onto her fat ass. That’s the dream right there.
TownOfPassion! Let me ask you horny fuckers a question. If you lived in a town called "Passion" that was full of nothing but hot, sexy ladies and you were the only male, how would you see your situation? Like you have been blessed to live in a village where you don’t have any male competition? That’s not even mentioning that the women are hot as hell, too.
TaffyTales! Don’t you nerds wish you could just turn off your anxiety, shyness, and all of that embarrassing shit at will and become an ultra-Chad who plows pussy like it's nothing? Yeah, I bet you do. Sadly, I’m not some genie who can grant you three wishes and give you all of that and a big cock to go along with it. You’ll have to work on being less of a pathetic incel on your own time. What I do have for you horny fappers is a welcome escape where you play as a hung nerd who unearths a hidden personality within himself.
If you have ever played a turn-based RPG and thought to yourself, “this, but with chicks with dicks,” first of all, splash some cold fucking water on your face. After that, consider yourself a porn prophet of debauchery, because that’s exactly the kind of game you are going to find in Tales of Androgyny. You won’t find any teenage male heroes here like in your favorite animes. This is all about exploring a world full of androgynies people that are as horny as they are hung.
Could you imagine being one of those pathetic cucks that still faps to shitty games that don’t even have HDR? Cringe. If you’re going to jerk your dick to animated waifus getting fucked by monsters, then you should at least go all-in and do it right. I wanted to find the best of the best in terms of hot, monster-filled porn games. I didn’t want any 2D bullshit that looks like it was drawn by a horny high schooler during homeroom. And, well, I wouldn’t be writing this if I didn’t find the perfect game for you sex-starved fappers.
HaremHotel! Think about your dream job for a moment. What would it be? A porn star that fucks the hottest, tightest bitches? Or would it be a guy that puts suntan lotion on beautiful women for a living? All of those are damn good jobs. But did you ever stop to think about how fucking hot it would be to own and live in your own hotel?
When I first found out that this game was being made, I couldn’t believe my eyes. I learned about the developer, NLT, through his other flagship project called Lust Epidemic. At first, I thought that that game looked like ass, until I tried it and became instantly hooked. That game was a fun romp through some intricate drug-fueled sexual scenarios. You played as a young buck, stuck in between four women who are all significantly older than him, but they’re all fucking hot. Hell, one of them is a virgin nun with a fat ass. What more could you possibly ask for? That game had me hooked on NLT and I dug into his other work. As it turns out, this guy’s done a bunch of smaller porn games in the past, along with a few sexy comics.
Porn games come in many different shapes and sizes. And, if I’m being honest, I usually think most of them suck. They have shitty dialog, bad art, and the game is often boring as fuck. I mean, why even bother when you could find free hentai that doesn’t waste 3 hours of your fucking day to see a poorly drawn pair of tits? But sometimes there’s a game that rises above the masses of shitty games. And I think that I just might have that kind of game for you today. One that I actually had a lot of fun playing.
Are you horny fappers tired and uninspired porn games that look like they could have been sold on a goddamn floppy disc with how shitty the graphics are? I sure as hell am. You get so many cookie-cutter 3D titles that use the same fucking models and empty settings. People think that having a couple of low-polygon whores rub their cunts together is enough for the horny masses. And, well, sometimes they’re right. You bastards could cum to a bagel if the lighting was right enough. But I went out looking for a developer and game that took fap-worthy content to the next level. I wanted to get in early on the next best game.
If you have ever found yourself watching Nickelodeon classics like Avatar: The Last Airbender or The Legend of Korra and said aloud, ‘boy, I wish these guys were naked and blowing one another,’ first of all, keep it to yourself. Secondly, don’t say that out loud. Nobody wants to know about that shit.
HDoom appealed strongly to me as soon as I heard about it, but then again, I’ve always been a huge pervert with a few nerdish proclivities. If you tell me I might be able to shoot off a few loads while shooting my way through hordes of big-breasted imps and cocksucking demon whores, well, I might show up at your house with a gamepad, a chainsaw, and a big bottle of lube. Fortunately for you, me, and those mobs of satanic sluts, HDoom’s a free download so you can play along without leaving the house.
How do I summon you furry porn addicts? Do I just shake a bag of dog treats and wait for you to come running like the good boys and girls you are? I’ll be real. I’m not a fur-costume-wearing cuck who goes to parties and gets blown in the ass by some sweaty dude calling himself the Eldritch Fox or some shit. But I get why you horny bastards do it. You can have all of the kinky sex you want without it being ruined by some slut seeing your acne-riddled face or tiny dick. Nobody gives a shit who’s piloting the costume when it gets down and dirty at those furry parties. It’s a genius move for you betas. You get all the hot pussy you want with none of the judgment.
Sometimes nothing beats sitting down and sinking hours and hours into a game. It’s like shutting your brain off from all of the bullshit going on in your life. I get it. I could see why some of you pathetic betas would want to shut that shit out. Not me; I just lay there at night relishing in my conquests of women and my fat stacks of cash. But the one thing about gaming for hours on end is that you can’t jerk your dick to most games out there. Fuck that noise. If you cucks want to kill two birds with one stone, then you’ll be in for a goddamn treat with the game that I have for you today. It’s a detailed RPG-style game all about becoming your own ideal kind of whore.
Regular waifus simply don’t cut it for you weebs anymore. You’ve played dozens of visual novels that follow the story of regular girls doing normal things. Sure, those slice of life games can be great. You can find heartwarming stories where students overcome hardship and fuck each other in the school’s back rooms. But it’s time to spice things up a little bit. I’m not talking about playing some crazy hardcore fetish fuck game. I know you nerds like to take it easy and enjoy the story, characters, and setting, before you shoot your goo in your favorite waifu’s tight pussy.
How many times have you been at a party where you don’t know anyone? Assuming your lame ass has been invited to a party at all, if you’ve been in this kind of situation, you know how shitty it can be. You don’t know anyone, it’s nothing but small talk, and you’re walking around with a raging boner hoping to fuck some strange. It’s usually a no-win situation – that is, unless you’ve been to one of Eek! Games’ house parties.
CloudMeadow! Have you ever found yourself jerking off in the middle of the night, only to find yourself wondering why there isn’t an XXX version of the indie game Stardew Valley? If that’s what you are thinking about, first of all, go pour some fucking cold water on yourself. This is an innocent farming game, you sick bastard!
Picture this: you’re alone and stranded in the middle of a tropical island with nothing but the clothes on your back and a hard-on. Okay. Yeah, I know most of you nerds would die from heat exhaustion, asthma, heart attack, or whatever the fuck. Just humor me and imagine that you actually have what it takes to survive. Now, picture your dream inhabitants to fuck. There are loads of great options. But if you thought of kinky monster girls who want nothing more than to milk you for every last drop of cum, then you should keep reading. Actually, all of you horny bastards should tag along for this one. It’s good shit.