GIF Porn Tube! We’re about to go green when it comes to this website, so you better bring out your tree-hugging uniform or whatever the fuck your hippy ass has in the closet since the 60s. And I know that you might think that I’m exaggerating and that the only reason I said that is cause GifPornTube.com is green when it comes to the design, but that’s not it. There is a lot more to say about this website and it’s very eco-friendly at its core since you’re not using as much bandwidth as you would when you watch videos. Alright, that might be a stretch, but I know that you’re here for one thing and one thing only, and that’s the hottest and sexiest porn gifs on the planet.

4chan shits out enough GIFs, memes and general bullshit that it has fairly earned its reputation as the butthole of the internet. While the imageboard’s popularity has dropped significantly over the years, there’s still a fair amount of content spilling off of the platform and making a big, stinky mess all over your social media feeds. Even if you’ve never visited the ‘chan yourself, you’ve almost definitely seen images that some antisocial virgin neckbeard workshopped on one of the site’s boards.

There is only one reason anyone would visit Hard GIF, and this porn site knows it too well. They understand why you are here, what you are doing, and they don’t want to waste your fucking time. And that’s why whenever you land on Hard GIF’s homepage, you will immediately know where to go and what to do.

Gif Sauce? I bet it's your cock's favorite sauce! I’m not even gonna lie, gifs are usually far from my preferred medium of porn. I just never really got the appeal of watching a looped clip of 5-20 seconds of a porn scene when I could just watch the whole scene itself. I guess it could be a decent way to cut through all the shit you don’t care about (I’ve never been a huge fan of the often too long, drawn-out blowjobs, for example … just give me like a minute, two minutes tops of oral in porn and I’m content).

Gif HQ is a poorly named site of epic proportions that’s here to streamline fapping like no other site has ever done before. But before I dig into how you’re supposed to fap on GifHQ, I have to first talk about Reddit. Why? Well, it’s supposed to be a bit of a mystery here, but GifHQ is nothing more than a website that aggregates porn from all the best sex-related subreddits and puts them in one giant list for you to enjoy. Now, I know what you’re thinking: There’s no need for that. Reddit is excellent for faps as it is. I see what you mean, but I beg to differ. Remember last year when Reddit image gallery preview sites started cropping up left and right? Yeah, they were taking the world by storm. These sites would show you tons of images of naked babes from all over Reddit all in one place. You could also use them for browsing singular subreddits if that was your thing.

NSFW Monster sounds like the name of an off-brand energy drink that might make you flip out, get tazed, and then arrested in the lingerie section of Wal-Mart. I certainly wouldn’t know anything about that because I was too busy jerking off to the website that took the name instead. It seems like a much safer blend of stimulating ingredients: rather than getting another strike for public indecency; I just ruined yet another keyboard with a thick coat of semen. That, my friends, is progress.

Porn videos are too long, and pictures are fucking boring. I don’t want to sit through the dumb ass “plot” of these 40 minutes porn vids or look at still images like I’m breaking out a secret playboy from the pre-internet days. I want the best moments from these videos without having to sift through all of the boring scenes and shit. I’m talking about gifs. Those sweet, sweet clips that capture the best moments in porn. The cumshot, first insertion, squirt, o-face, and all the other best parts. Looking at gifs lets you see all the good shit that you want to. And I have a great site for these gems.

Red GIFs! In the caveman days, dudes had to crank it to cave drawings of boobs. Things got a lot better with the advent of photography, which is why your grandpa still has a collection of old Playboys and Hustlers under his bed. Porno has continued to evolve, and still pictures have given way to crisp 4k Ultra-HD smut. There’s also a middle ground occupied by the kind of fap fodder you’ll find at RedGIFs.