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For the last few decades, it felt like the world of mainstream porn would sit atop its adult industry throne forever. After all, what could topple it? Is there anything that could come along to beat the sight of bleach-blonde whores taking dicks bigger than their forearm up the ass, in the cunt, and down the throat?
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What are Pro Thots, you ask? Well, thanks to advances in gender equality, women have more career opportunities than ever before. They dominate the fields of teaching, dental hygiene and speech-language pathology. Nobody does administrative assisting or medical information like a broad, and they also make the best dieticians, cosmetologists and medical assistants. Oh, and they also make really good Internet whores.
Internet Chicks make the world go ‘round, or at the very least, they make the Internet a whole hell of a lot more interesting. While your wife posts on social media all day, trying to sell her MLM diet shakes and show off her meatloaf, there are younger (18+), sexier broads making names for themselves with twerk videos, stripteases, masturbation shows and even kinkier fare. I think you know exactly which web bitches I’m talking about, and chances are you’ve already got a few favorites on your list of masturbatory fantasy sluts. I hope you weren’t planning on working today, because I’ve found some shit that you’re probably going to want to stare at all day. (Or at least a couple of minutes until you pop and can start thinking with your brain again.)
Got Any Nudes? That’s more of a rhetorical question because I have a feeling that you already have a massive and growing stash of naked ladies on your laptop or phone. This is the internet, after all. The thing is, there’s no upper limit to the number of nudes a person or a pervert can collect, so I bet you’re craving more even if your library is already a million photos deep. That’s pretty much the story of my life and why I started ThePornDude. Well, today, we’ll be checking out yet another source of undressed women to shake your dick at. And going by the numbers, with five million visitors last month, I’m guessing this next website has plenty to be excited about.
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Nudo Star! We live in strange times. On the one hand, you’ve got the woke movement kicking up a fuss about how we shouldn’t gawk at sexy ladies. On the other hand, social media has made chicks into bigger attention whores than they’ve ever been. Hey, a video put Kim Kardashian on the map, and every Snapchat slut is probably hoping for the same career trajectory. That’s why I consider it a service to these babes to browse sites like NudoStar.
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I thought Porn TN was going to be a dirty movie library dedicated to the lovely ladies of The Volunteer State, but after shaking my dick at the site for a few hours, I’m starting to wonder if that’s accurate. It’s a big enough porn stash that I’m sure at least a couple of these naked babes are from Tennessee, but I’ve been fapping to (18+)girls from around the world in my short tour of the joint. I’m determined to figure out what that TN stands for, though, which is why I just opened another barrel of lube and gassed up the ol’ cock-stroking machine.
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What is a Coomer, exactly? Well, the short and simple answer is you, me, and pretty much everyone else who ever visits ThePornDude. The term’s been tossed around on the internet for a few years now, but hasn’t gained the popularity of similar online-era descriptors like neckbeard. Honestly, Coomers ain’t half as bad as any of those other groups I mentioned, as a Coomer is really just a common variety fap fan. According to Wiktionary, a Coomer is “A man who masturbates excessively, watches too much pornography, or defends the pornography industry against criticism.” Sound familiar?
Ever been to Simp City? I know that sounds like something of a rhetorical question, aimed at all the men sucking up to broads who don’t even seem to like them back, but I’m actually asking if you’ve seen the website of the same name. I guess the implied question still stands, though, because the site was built for folks who think of themselves as simps. I mean, it's right there in the name, my dudes.
What kind of fap does Fapello offer? That’s honestly the main question I pose when it comes to any porn site, and I imagine you’re the same. After all, one man’s sack of garbage is another man’s stack of sperm-covered nudie mags. This is 2024, though, so unless you’re too old to understand the internet, you probably don’t even own a single old-time skin rag. No, modern times call for modern pornography, in which case you’ve come to the right place.