I had Thots Blog open on my screen this morning as I sipped my daily cup of joe, chasing down the handful of Viagra I had for breakfast. I gawked at boobies and butts, masturbation scenes and sex videos. The more I perused the site, the more into it I got. At some point, I realized I’d had my hand down my pants for a while, just jerking away while my coffee got cold. That’s about the same time the baristas started yelling at me to get the fuck out of Starbucks before they had to call the cops. Again.

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When I saw the name, I thought X-Video was going to be a cheap knockoff of the XVideos everybody knows and loves. I see a lot of these copycats as a porn reviewer, with webmasters asking me to come check out their half-ass free tubes with familiar names and a ton of spam. Turns out I was wrong about X-Video, though, because it ain’t at all what I expected. This ain’t another low-effort cash grab trying to steal typo traffic.

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Ahh, pussy! I feel I’m not alone when I say it’s one of the most incredible things on earth. I mean, is there any better feeling than the red-hot kiss of a soaking wet twat connecting with the tip of your dick, then doing a perverse magic trick and making it disappear balls-deep inside? Well, actually, there is!

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Thot HD lays out their simple premise right there in the title: this joint’s going to be full of thots, and they’re going to be in beautiful, crystal-clear HD. The term refers to sluts, skanks and sleazy slags in general, but has come to take on specific connotations in the world of online pornography. These ain’t necessarily the same bimbos you find on the traditional sex tubes, though you will find a few that have worked their way from the professional pornstar circuit back to this realm of next-generation amateur starlets.

Baddies Chicks! Do you love beating off to amateur pornography? Of course, you do! Who doesn’t love jacking off to beautiful women that look like someone you may have come across in your mundane, everyday life? It adds another layer to the jerk-off session and even makes you consider the fact that, hey, maybe you’ll get laid someday.

Do you enjoy watching amazing cosplay sluts? Well, you are not the only one! And there are several platforms where you can get this kind of content. Still, you rarely find a porn site dedicated to this content that collects it all in one place.

Your wife may promise VIP Pussy, but does the old bag really deliver? I’m just kidding, of course, because we all know nothing can come between you and the ol’ ball and chain. Besides, who’s got anything left to spend on OnlyFans subscriptions and paysite memberships after taking the waifu pillow out to a nice dinner at KFC? Sometimes all a man wants is the kind of VIP treatment you can only get at home in your mom’s basement after everyone finally goes to bed, without having to dip into the rainy day fap funds. In that case, pal, let me tell you about how I wasted the whole morning and half a box of tissues.

Is there a more aptly named tube site than Jizzy? Well, they might as well call themselves ‘Cumalot’ or ‘Ejaculatehere.com.’ But, no, no, Jizzy works just fine.

Tits, and Ass Too! I’ve got to hand it to this next joint for coming up with one of the catchiest, most clever site names I’ve seen this week. It’s just two words, simple and to the point, but with more personality than other dead-on titles. It isn’t just Ass; it’s Ass, Too, meaning they’ve got ass in addition to whatever else is on the menu, and I have some ideas about what that might be. I’m no Michelin chef, but I can tell you that Tits and Ass go together just like carrots and peas. Oh man, we’re eating well tonight, boys!

Here’s a little Google experiment for you: type “The Sauce Is” and see what the algorithms suggest for you. Right now, the search engine tells me the sauce is the boss, the sauce is forever, and the sauce is on the bottom. This next website has been getting more than a million visits a month, though, and I wonder how long before Google really knows about the pornographic condiment in question.

The title of XX Videos kind of deviates from the usual branding on dirty movie sites, because really, when was the last time you saw one hyping content that was anything less than triple-X? Honestly, though, it might be a brilliant move. If they just called it XXX Videos, you might forget the name like we often do with generic keyword titles. I had to stop and wonder for a second why they only included two X’s, which should help the brand name worm into my brain a little deeper.

Honestly, I sometimes feel sorry for newbies who are just finding their feet in the world of porn these days. After all, they have a proverbial mountain to climb when it comes to discovering all of the various porn niches, learning a literal alphabet of XXX slang and porn jargon, and trying to stay on top of it all.

I knew from the title that SimpsHub would be a mecca for perverts who love seeing pretty girls on their screens, but I did have one immediate question: who exactly were we going to be simping on today? I’ve long been known to grow infatuated with the famous adult models fucking their ways around the porn industry, even going as far as launching my own PornDudeCasting for some in-person simping. I’m writing this toward the end of 2024, though, and the last few years have seen the rise of a new type of amateur pornstar, one that doesn’t necessarily need some big-headed producer to set up the shots.