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Have you been Voodooed lately? The term ain’t quite commonplace in either pornography or out in the real world, so you’re probably wondering what I’m even talking about and how this relates to jacking off. Well, think about it for a second. What magical object is popularly associated with the tradition? You’ve almost certainly seen SFW movies and TV show episodes that use the same trope, but rest assured, today’s twist on the theme is going to be a hell of a lot kinkier than anything you remember from Scooby Doo.

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Terror XXX! Have you ever felt that adrenaline rush while watching a hardcore gangbang and being left in anticipation of how many more dicks the moaning harlot on screen can swallow up in her asshole? Well, some people would compare it to the same type of sensation you get when watching a horror movie. But what happens if you were to combine these two together?

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Have you ever daydreamed in public and laid eyes on a pornstar-grade chick walking past? We’ve all been there, but perhaps you were in a lazy mood and didn’t have the energy to try and chat her up while facing that ever-present fear of rejection. In which case, you’ve probably found yourself imagining what you’d do if time stood still around and said elite-tier slut was yours to play with as you please.

I got Parasited once as a child. It happened pretty innocently: I dropped my Fruit Roll-Up in the sand, and I wasn’t about to let that delicious, rainbow-colored tube of sugar and smashed pears go to waste just because it had become filthy. It’s a rule I still live by to some extent, as I’ve grown to be a proudly filthy man, but I certainly learned my lesson about eating sand when the doctor told me I had worms. These days, I avoid becoming the host to foreign organisms, but I was weirdly surprised to find a porn site turning parasitism into sexy scenarios.

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