ASMR Porn Sites
I’ve been mulling over this review for a while now, and for the longest time, I told myself that it’s just not worth it. There’s no reason to talk about Twitch. Twitch is just a gaming platform. The twitch thots will die out eventually when they get banned from the platform and so on. I could not have been more wrong. I know that most remarkable things on the internet eventually devolve into pornography, but I’m the kind of classicist who believes that porn and child-friendly spaces shouldn’t mix. Twitch was initially the best place for young people to hang out and watch back-to-back streams of video games being played by people from around the globe. Those days are over. Twitch is now officially one of the best places to feast your eyes on oiled-up giant breasts and some seriously cringey sexually suggestive content.
Ero Voice! Podcasts have taken media by storm. No one takes a jog or cleans the house without listening to one. Let me ask you this. Have you ever jogged down a busy street while listening to an anime bitch named Ling Ling fart into your mouth? If not, then you haven’t lived. Erovoice is here to help you get the most out of life with a massive catalog of ASMR porn.
Try Quinn! Many sites have tried and failed at making a real social media for adults. These usually end up becoming dating sites or porn tube sites. None of them quite match anything that SFW social media platforms have to offer. Anyway, I’ve been snooping around, and I think I finally managed to find something that looks like it’s a potential for an audio NSFW social media website. It’s called Tryquinn.com, and while it has its flaws and all that, I do think that there is a good chance it could explode into the next big thing for porn enthusiasts. We’re talking about a place where people share their audio content for free.
We’re on the weird part of the internet with this one, boys. I miss the days when I used to review anal videos, which was like, the weirdest part of my job. These days, it feels like the zoomers are taking shit too far. Today, we’re talking about NSFW ASMR videos. I’m not going to break down what that acronym stands for. It’s a complicated term for that simple little effect in your brain when you get a tingly sensation down your back and you feel sleepy. It sounds a lot like an orgasm, but it’s actually a lot more underwhelming. It’s not sexual; it’s just … relaxing.
What do you think of when you hear the word Soundgasm? An orgasm with the help of sound? An orgasm for your ears? Hardcore ejaculation to female ASMR? Whatever your association is, it’s probable that you’re not wrong. Today we’re looking at a website called Soundgasm.net, though there’s a twist. You can’t really use the site through that website domain. Instead, we will be using Flari.com to access it and search through it. That is as far as Flaru goes, however, and all the file hosting and jerking off will be happening on the side of Soundgasm, so that’s the actual website that we want to take a look at here.
The PMV in PMVtube initially baffled me when the link slid into my DMs this morning. I didn’t immediately recognize the acronym, and the grab bag of perversion out on the front page didn’t make it any more obvious. They’ve got a pair of headphones in the logo, though, so as I plugged in my Sennheisers, I wondered if this was going to be an ASMR tube. I still didn’t understand what the PMV stood for, though.
HentaiASMR sounds like something that probably wouldn’t have existed a decade ago, which is frankly just more evidence that we live in the golden age of pornography. It’s a merging of two fetishes that have exploded in popularity in more recent years, and I’m pretty excited to check it out. I’m so thrilled that I’m getting tingly sensations from my scalp to my dick; could I be having a stroke, or is this just the magic of that Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response they’re talking about?
If you’re a PMV fan looking for a PMV Haven, you’re in luck today. The acronym stands broadly for Picture Music Video, but let’s be real here: you’re reading this on ThePornDude because you’re interested in a more specific type of PMV, one that’s conducive to jerking a load of spunk into your favorite cum sock or the Pringles can at your bedside. Yes, ladies and germs, I’m talking about Porn Music Videos, so grab your headphones and a bottle of lube.
Ero Cast is a different kind of website than what I normally review around here at ThePornDude, to say the least. Most of the free sites I fap test on the average day are video tubes, plus an assortment of paysites, sex blogs, hentai libraries and nudie photo galleries. I’ve got dozens of categories of adult websites listed here at ThePornDude, but most of them are just popular subgenres of porn presented in the various standard formats. Erocast is something else entirely, something so unique that it doesn’t fit cleanly into any of the established categories.
EroASMR is only half subtle with the name. You can throw out guesses for what the “Ero” part stands for; this could be an Emergency Response Organization, the Electronic Return Originator used by the IRS, or maybe something a bit kinkier, a shortened version of “erotic”. The ASMR is less mysterious, as the phenomenon and fetish has grown massively in popularity over the last few years. Grab the lube, the silicone toy snatch, and those expensive headphones your wife didn’t want you to buy. It’s time to get all tingly.
I really thought Noodle Dude was going to be a sprawling directory of all the best pasta websites on the internet, each with a longform review full of useful info slathered with hilarious jokes, all delivered by a noodle-snorting mascot with a huge head. I was all ready to read writeups of the local ramen shops and Italian joints, thinking maybe this Noodle Dude would turn me on to some good shit I can show off to the Tinder ladies. I’m not sure if you know this, but a good bowl of high-end linguine or even a fancy bowl of truffle-infused mac and cheese can sometimes be the difference between getting laid by an internet stranger or going home alone to jack off again.
Japanese ASMR got me like, “Giggle, slurp, whisper, pop!” I’ve had my headphones on all morning, tuning in to those kawaii voices and slippery sex noises being pumped right into my ears. I’ve got those skin tingles, feelings of warmth and calmness, and a raging boner dripping into my boxers. It’s wild that I got this from audio alone when usually I’m cranking it to full 4K lesbian films or VR anal scenes. Is this what it was like masturbating before TV was invented?