ClipHunter

Today we have Clip Hunter on the menu. How many hours would you say you spend, on average, each week searching site after site for decent material to fap to? Three? Seven? Fifteen?! No matter how much time you spend looking for videos to choke your chicken to, I think we can all agree that it is an unavoidable part of the pornoholic’s daily ritual.

You grab your materials (lube, fleshlight, VR headset, headphones, tissue paper, etc.) get yourself set up (maybe on the bed, at your desk, on the bathroom floor if you’re feeling particularly nasty or have to fap in secret), and then you spend a majority of your porn time digging through an infinite digital slush pile of clips for a few that you think might just do the trick to get you off.

If you suffer from ADD like me, there’s also a good chance that you will have twenty plus tabs open before you know it because you grow bored easily and you can’t keep yourself from fighting off the curiosity of recommended videos. Now you’re just sitting there (on your bed, your desk, or your bathroom floor), half chub and with more porn at your disposal than you know what to do with. You can hear your computer wheeze under the strain of processing so many videos.

This is why it is so invaluable to us that there are porn sites that are well-organized and easy to navigate. It’s a constant hunt for tits and cunt, so we really need all the help we can get with streamlining the process and weeding out the shitty content. We don’t need the trouble of weeding through hundreds of thousands of poorly filmed 10-second videos of average looking girls getting fucked by dudes who couldn’t make them cum if their lives depended on it. We need the best of the best, and, yes, time is of the essence (blood can only keep flowing to your dick for so long, after all).

Thankfully there are sites out there like cliphunter.com, for the horny man on the go. Clip Hunter doesn’t fuck around with shitty videos or a confusing mess of a website. They are here to do the heavy lifting of the porn search for us, so we can immediately get down to business. I mean, let’s be honest, sometimes we just don’t have the time to sit around for an hour or two to click our way through a rabbit hole of porn. Sometimes we need that quick nut right before we go to work, out to the bar, or an anniversary dinner with the wife (lord knows she hasn’t put out in nearly a decade).

You have three main sections on the home page: Popular Movies, Featured Videos, and Top Porn Stars, and they are all clearly separated. No confusingly jumbled thumbnails or unclear labeling to contend with. Ah, so fucking refreshing. Additionally, there is a long list of categories that are clearly alphabetically listed, with the letters popping out at you to label the links. Again, made for speed and clarity.

You also have the option at the top of the page to search any keywords or actress names you like, should you really mean business and already have something precise in mind. If not, enjoy uninterrupted and speedy browsing thanks to Cliphunter’s superb web design.

Along with each comment comes a link to the video in question. The top comment reads, for example, “Keisha Gray is the ‘prettiest’ and I would love to fuck her whole-day-long!” In case you’re curious to know just what the user meant by putting ‘prettiest’ in quotation marks, just click the link to the video to find out. [Summoning all of my strength to ignore the blatantly incorrect grammar of saying you want to fuck someone ‘whole-day-long.’ Apparently, though, I am weak].

Other features of the site are available to registered users (it is free to sign up): you can, as we’ve already seen, comment on videos (without fucking proofreading your comments), rate videos, and compile playlists. All pretty standard stuff, but all stuff that I’d also be pretty disappointed to see missing.

Another aspect of their media player that I love is that, when in full-screen mode, hitting the space bar pauses the video (as it should!), and you don’t get hit with a fucking ad every time you pause (thank fucking god). Maybe it seems like this stuff should go without saying, but way too many porn sites have not incorporated the space bar pause; and way too many porn sites shove ads down your throat just for pausing the fucking video.

Although the ads could certainly be much worse, obviously the ideal is to not have to be advertised to at all when you’re trying to spank it. Especially since many of the ads seem to be peddling boner pills. Why the fuck would I be trying to buy Cialis or Viagra while I’m holding my rock-hard cock in my hand? If anything, these ads just, ironically, kill my boner because now I’m inadvertently thinking about erectile dysfunction and, even more inadvertently, the poor old dudes who suffer from it. Not what I’m trying to think about when I watch porn, Cliphunter!

The only other big downside to Cliphunter is that many of the videos (at least the ones that seem to be featured on the home page) are shorter in length than I’d like to see (often between 5 and 15 minutes). They do have plenty of longer clips, but you do sort of have to dig for them. You can sort by duration in the category pages, but not on the home page. So, one suggestion I would like to give to Cliphunter: add a button that allows me to filter by length on the featured home page videos. Since the site is so well-organized and intuitive in every other regard, this would really drive it home!

All in all, Cliphunter is a great tube site that is easy to use, expertly designed, and filled to the brim with only the highest-quality video clips of the hottest girls in the industry today. Definitely no filler to filter through here, only the best. If you are looking for a site to get your fap on without delay, Cliphunter is definitely a good place to go. No more wasted hours searching for a needle in the haystack.

If you can stomach the Cialis ads and don’t care so much about watching full-length feature pornos, check out Cliphunter (often misspelled as "cliphunters", "cliphinter", "cluphunter" and "cliohunter") today and get a quick fap in before your lunch date! Don’t forget, as we learned in There’s Something About Mary, you don’t want to go on a date with a loaded gun!

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