BananaMovies

I’ve been going a little bananas for Banana Movies, and it’s not just because I appreciate the elongated, delicious and typically seedless fruit. No, the bananas on the platform are strictly metaphorical, and I have a feeling they’re used in the title as a stand-in for something else that’s long, though much harder than even the most unripe plantain. So, who’s ready to peel their banana into an old gym sock?

BananaMovies.org is a free tube stocked full of quality dirty movies samples. Most free porn sites are just collections of roughly 12-minute sample scenes, but these guys aim to keep their visitors fapping through marathon sessions. Even before I’d dipped into the stash myself, their traffic stats suggested I was going to be very happy; they get close to a million visitors a month, and you don’t do that with a shitty collection. Without any further ado, let’s whip up some banana pudding, shall we?

Instead of the usual screengrabs, the thumbnails here are video covers like the oldies in the audience remember from the days of VHS and DVD pornography. They’re almost as explicit as the screencaps you expect, though a little more polished in their presentation. I ain’t exactly elderly, but honestly, I miss the artistry this of kind of promo material. It hasn’t gone away, but it rarely gets center stage like it does here.

If those little pics don’t give away the Banana Movies gimmick, the runtimes stamped on them will do the trick. There are a few shorter scenes on the front page clocking in at under an hour, but most of the catalog here consists of multi-scene porno movies and compilations. Hell, a good paysite—like my own PornDudeCasting—features movies around 45 minutes long, but a ton of Banana Movies run for a couple hours or more.

It ain’t a grab bag of off-brand bullshit, either. They’re stocking these virtual shelves with content samples from major studios, famous producers and well-known paysites. Even before I’d left the front page, I’d spotted films from Private, New Sensations, Sweetheart Video, DigitalSin, 21Sextury and Spizzoo, just to name a handful of better-known brands. A dropdown menu of Studios offers fast access to movies from dozens of major players.

Sites that focus on big-name studio content and quality movies often neglect the real kinksters in the audience, because the big studios don’t do much in the way of real fetish material. BananaMovies.org surprised me in this respect, because I immediately spotted some extra-freaky stuff among the new releases, including BDSM, BBWs, and even some trampling femdom. Who wants to get stepped on by a beautiful lady?

I couldn’t find a full list of tags, which is a bit of a bummer. It looks like tags are well implemented, though, so you should theoretically be able to find whatever you’re looking for by using the search bar. That said, I got weird, seemingly random results for any search term I typed in. I had better luck clicking tags from the video descriptions, which would consistently bring up content in the same genres.

It's a similar story with the pornstars on Banana Movies, too. They’ve got a ton of famous pornstars and rising starlets, as you’d expect from a site with so many big studio movies. There’s only a small menu of pornstars to browse, though they’ve presumably got thousands tagged. Again, the search bar seemed to pull up random movies no matter whose name I typed in the box, but clicking names was more effective.

BananaMovies.org also offers the slightly unusual option of browsing by year. I usually don’t see a menu of years displayed so prominently outside of the vintage porn sites, but they’ve got an archive here stretching back to 2012. For some reason, they don’t have 2023 or 2024 listed yet, but don’t worry. They are still adding fresh, newly released content to the pile.

Even if they stopped today, you’d still have enough fap fodder to keep you wanking for years. Frankly, I’m a little blown away by the size and scope of this thing, because they’ve already got around 130,000 movies samples. That’d be a feat even on a regular tube, so it’s even more impressive when they’re focusing on whole-ass movies. If you estimate every movie is around an hour, that’s nearly 15 years of non-stop fucking, sucking, and other sexual tomfoolery.

If you click the Porn Scenes link in the header, you’ll find a more typical spread of dirty movie thumbnails like you would on any other tube. Unlike your average tube, though, the Banana Movies porn scenes are also of high quality. They’ve got around 27,000 scenes samples as of this writing, and the shorter ones usually start around 20 minutes long, with plenty of lengthier pictures to settle in for a nice, long wank.

Angela White’s pretty face and huge tits lured me in for a New Sensations movie called Model Perfect. BananaMovies offers a nice handful of mirrors for their movie streams, so you shouldn’t have any issues with dead links. I didn’t have to fuck with any of the alternates, because the two-hour movie started playing smoothly as soon as I hit the Play button. After a brand logo, there’s a quick little montage showing off what’s to come and who’s involved.

The quality of the movie is high as hell, but of course it was; it’s a New Sensations flick starring chicks like Angela, Kenna James and Elena Koshka. Scenes on a tube ain’t necessarily reflective of the tube itself, but BananaMovies delivered where it mattered: the movie streamed smoothly as I shook my dick at the screen.

It gets better, too. They also include a few different download links for every movie, again cutting down on the type of dead links you find on the shittier tubes. It wasn’t even the usual file locker services I expected, so I didn’t have to wait hours for every download I tried. This place is goldmine for collectors.

The only real downside I could find to BananaMovies is all the ads. As is often the case on free porn tubes, these guys hit you with a full force blast from the spam hose, and they don’t let up. Even with my two adblockers running, I still had to close a lot of tabs that kept popping up when I clicked anything. At the end of the day, the extra clicks were a small price to pay for unlimited access to a collection like this.

BananaMovies.org is a winner in my book, and the reasons are really fucking obvious. Their collection would cost an absolute fortune if you were signing up for every brand included on the platform, but they’re hooking us all up for the low, low price of nothing. The place is crawling with famous pornstars in some of their finest, most well-produced material, in damn near any category you could hope to fap to. I know what I’m doing with the rest of my day.

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