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The Best Porn Games are arguably one of the only reasons for getting out of bed in the first place, but let’s be real: you don’t even have to drag your ass out from under the sheets to appreciate a fap-worthy RPG or titty-infused adventure game. In another life, before I was ThePornDude, I wasted countless hours of productive company time playing cartoon porn games and X-rated incremental clickers. These days, a bit of one-handed strategy or some adult dating sims are all in a day’s work. Hell, if I haven’t blown a load to a porn game today, it means I haven’t been doing my job!
Whether you’re getting paid for it or just whiling away the hours in your mom’s basement before your new waifu pillow arrives in the mail, it’s hard to beat the joy of an interactive adult experience. It is, in fact, one of the main reasons I started BestPornGames.com, a spinoff of ThePornDude where I rank and review the world’s best porn games. I’ve been building the site for a while now, but I haven’t mentioned it much around here because I’m such a modest motherfucker. Well, today seems like a good day for tooting my own horn. Speaking of, better pass the tissues this way because I’m about to pop a huge, creamy toot.
My point is that “best” means different things to different perverts, so there’s really no one-size-fits-all approach to the question. That’s also why I’ve divided BestPornGames.com into dozens of sex game categories. There’s no sense getting all blue-balled flipping through a list of smutty RPGs when you’re just looking for a nice, casual slot machine with naked ladies to give you those Vegas thrills. That way, at least, you won’t lose your wallet or contract the chlamydia you caught last time you visited the real Sin City.
The real question is, what’s your idea of the best porn game? I’ve sorted and ranked my lists, so it’s easy to find something that floats your boat right away. I’ve got Action Adventure Porn Games, Porn MMO Games, Porn Clicker Games, Casino Porn Games, and Furry Porn Games. In addition, there are exhaustive lists of the best Visual Novel Porn Games, BDSM Games, Lesbian Porn Games, Strategy Porn Games, and Parody Porn Games. I’ve even got Gay Porn Games for the homos, VR Porn Games for the futuristic motherfuckers with space helmets, and a whole fucking ton of RPG Porn Games for those of you who’ve been banned from D&D night at the local comic book shop.
The setup’s pretty much the same over at BestPornGames; only I’m reviewing video games you can jerk off to instead of websites you can jerk off to. There’s actually a bit of overlap since so many of the games can be played on the web. With games like ComixHarem, the site is the game, and the game is the site. And that’s one of the reasons you’ll find some porn game reviews on this site, but the deeper archives are on Best Porn Games.
Just like it is here, one of the main reasons to find your BestPornGames on the site of the same name is that you can read fap-worthy video game reviews by yours truly. I’d be a fucking lame-o poser if I just made lists of games without trying them myself, so I spend time with every one of them before I decide where it falls on those rankings of Simulation Porn Games, Porn Puzzle Games, or Incest Porn Games. Of course, you’ll also get that trademark brand of hilarious, side-splitting, filthy, and rude humor that put your old pal ThePornDude on the map. (You’ll also find my crude comedy over at PornDudeCasting, along with real videos of me banging some of the world’s most beautiful pornstars and amateurs!)
I mean, sure, you could spend hours fap-testing games like Big Bang Empire, Cunt Wars, and Angry Bangers, trying to decide which is the best one to play when you’re binging on Viagra and bong hits. Alternately, you could take a few minutes to check out my reviews to see which hit those notes you look for in a good sex video game. You can also scroll to the bottom and get the tl;dr version on my checklists of Likes and Hates from each game. I’ll tell you if they hammer you with in-game purchases, ads, and lousy titty art, or if it’s got an engrossing story, killer anime animation, and high-end ASMR audio.
My review digs into the gameplay, the artwork, and even the music, which is pretty damn high-end for a free porn game. As with any of the games I review, I give you a link to play it and tell you what systems it works with, in this case, Windows, Mac, Linux, and Android. I’ve listed the Best Porn Games on every platform, mobile or otherwise, so you can always have something interactive to masturbate with.
You know, if I had to list the worst thing about BestPornGames.com, I’d say it might be the potential spoilers. I try to avoid giving away too much, but it’s just the nature of reviews that I’m probably going to spell out some of the storylines and mention some of the game’s high points. The Mating Season has a lot of WTF moments, so those of you who appreciate surprises all the way through may want to skip the full review and just play the game. If that’s your play style, you’ll relish how I’ve got everything ranked; you don’t have to read every review to know which game I’d put at the top of every category.
Other than that, the worst thing about the site is how badly it’s going to fuck up your productivity if you’re a gamer and have boners on the regular. Before I started Best Porn Games, there really wasn’t anywhere on the web where you could find exhaustive, categorized adult game listings with ranks and reviews. Of course, there are some copycats out there now, but we all know who’s the original and still the best. Besides, what other porn video game site has such a charismatic, funny, and handsome mascot?
Just like ThePornDude, I’m constantly updating BestPornGames as I find new games to shake your dick at. In fact, somebody just sent me a link for a new Patreon Adult Game that I need to check out today. I know some people think it’s all fun and games being a full-time porn reviewer, and it is, but my fucking forearms are going to be tired as hell later. Well, don’t be surprised if yours are, too, at least if you love adult video games.
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