GirlsTop

You may not think you are developing any important skills by sitting around all day watching porn and jerking off, but that’s untrue. Countless improvements are being made to both your mind and body every time you turn that computer on and start stroking. Don’t let the world tell you what is and isn’t a waste of your time. That’s for you to determine.

First, you have the strength of popeye in at least one of those forearms of yours. If you are a switch hitter like myself, you may even have some excellent symmetry going. I bet you can crush open a full can of beer like a hydraulic press. I bet that grip strength is so high you can choke a man out from a distance like Darth Vader; no use of the force needed.

Your one-handed typing skills are unmatched in both speed and accuracy. Not only that, you can type one-handed regardless of any distractions around you. The building your within could be in flames, and you would still hold focus because what could be more distracting than needing to click out of a pop-up amid your vinegar strokes?

It goes without saying that your imagination and creativity are through the roof. Everyday, you turn 2D facsimiles of sex into 3D fantasy worlds using only your brain. Think about it. You have to replace the cock you're watching into the cock your fapping. You must become the pizza delivery man with his dick in the box. You must pretend your cock is at least half as impressive as Johnny Sins. If you’re a white guy, you may even need to imagine yourself as black while watching an invigorating episode of Blacked. You are a regular Picasso, my friend.

GirlsTop is a porn site where people rate photoshoots on a one to ten scale. The rating is focused on the model, but photo quality also factors in. New content is posted every hour, on the hour. There is even a count down in the top left-hand corner.

All submissions are made by users. Photo sets start their lives in the sandbox. This is where dreams are made or shattered as sets attempt to make it to the front page. The only way they can win that honor is to have an average rating of eight point five after at least one hundred and thirty votes have been made. Only then do they earn the right, the glory, and the reward of being on the front page.

Each post gets an info card that is displayed to the right of its thumbnail. This lets you know the average mark, number of votes cast, number of views, date of upload/addition to the front page, number of photos in the set, and the user who made the submission.

Given the relatively simple nature of the site, the web design does not need to be anything special. The aesthetic has an Egyptian feel. The background color is a sandy brown, and hieroglyphics adorn the left side. The menus are old school and look like chat sites circa the mid-two-thousands.

The menu is split into three sections, the first being main, second being voting, and third being links. The main menu options are Home, Best, Popular, Random, Authors, and Favorites. The main menu handles all the ladies who have already jumped from sandbox slut to main page vixen. Plus, you can check out prolific users and keep track of your favorite ladies.

The voting menu options are New, Promo, Best, Popular, and add post. This menu focuses on all the ladies still vying for a spot on the coveted front page. It’s also where you can submit photoshoots for ultimate judgment.

Finally, the links menu options are Models, tags, and HD. The model page is a listing of all the bitches ever featured on GirlsTop. Next to their thumbnail is a little info card with the number of photo sets they have on the site and their average rating. At first, the page displays twenty random bitches, but they are also organized alphabetically. You can also make use of the search bar if there is a particular cunt you’re on the hunt for.

Before you dive into the meat of GirlsTop, you should register to the site. No point in browsing the place without being able to vote. Signing up is simple and only requires an email, username, and password. You don’t even have to prove you are not a robotic overlord.

As you use the site, you will accumulate points by voting and submitting your own photosets. You can see how many points you have added up by going to your profile and clicking “My Cabinet.” Once you have one hundred points, you can spend them to move one of your submissions to the front page without it being voted on. It won’t be added right away but per the usual hourly timer. But don’t get your deceitful little heart too excited. They won’t let you post a bunch of dick pics and dude butt holes to the front page.

Ranks go all the way up to 12, at which point you are a “Hero of Labor.” A true honor. To accomplish that, you will need to post fifteen hundred sets and maintain a post rate of at least ten sets a month. At that point, your vote is worth two, and you receive thirty bonus points per day. There are currently only five Heros of Labor as of the writing of this article, so you could be one of a very specialized group of men doing the lord's work.

Let’s look at the best of all-time list and get a feel for what kind of ladies users appreciate on GirlsTop. Most of the honored bitches here are brunettes, although blonds slip in also. Surprisingly I only see one redhead in the top thirty, and it’s not her natural color. However, all of them are drop-dead gorgeous. My cock would explode inside any of them in an embarrassingly short amount of time.

While most of the entries made on GirlsTop are of small-breasted women, the ones that make it to the hallowed halls of the GOATS are medium-breasted. I haven’t seen anyone with big honkers or fake tits anywhere. Unfortunetly not much is happening as far as booty goes. You might see the occasional small, fit bubble-butt, but that’s all your getting. As a big fan of ass, I found it a bit disappointing.

MetArt shot a third of the top thirty entries. That is no surprise, considering how they have been producing some of the best porn still images for years now. Plus, they are a trusted and well-respected studio, so they can find and convince the sexiest ladies on earth to get naked in front of a camera. We owe them a debt of gratitude.

GirlsTop is a fun and interactive way to look at porn. I find myself blowing a lot of time here, not even masturbating. I just want to put my skills to good use and help the sexiest sluts rise to the top of their industry.

Voting and posting on GirlsTop is a fantastic way to spend an afternoon at home. Put the expertise you have developed over years of porn viewing to good use, and help your fellow man find the hottest naked bitches around.

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