Zishy
Zishy has one of those nonsense brand names that feel right at home on an internet full of gibberish like Hulu, Skype, Etsy, Brazzers, and Venmo. I bet you immediately...
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Zishy has one of those nonsense brand names that feel right at home on an internet full of gibberish like Hulu, Skype, Etsy, Brazzers, and Venmo. I bet you immediately knew what each of those other sites sells the moment you read their names, though, right? It’s funny how goddamn baby talk can take on meaning if you repeat it enough. Well, Zishy aims to add to the online lexicon by defining the term at the very top of the screen: “photos that leave something to the imagination.”
That could be any filthy nude from a porn site or a totally wholesome snapshot of your MILFy aunt on Facebook, couldn’t it? Well, I doubt auntie’s pulling a couple of million visitors a month. Zishy.com manages to earn that number with extensive galleries of gorgeous nude and semi-nude women. This one’s a paysite, so it’ll cost you a few bucks for the entire show, but there’s plenty for the cheapskates, too. Let’s check it out.
The photos live up to the site’s premise, or at least their slogan. There’s a girl flashing a beautiful round ass in panties, and my imagination immediately wonders what she’d look like bent over and spreading her ass cheeks. There’s a pretty redhead eating a taco, and I imagine her eating some of that sausage I’m always carrying around. A naked babe hides a knife behind her back, and I’ve got a whole Halloween porno story playing out in my mind’s eye.
I don’t see any chicks I recognize, and that’s part of the appeal. They’re shooting some beautiful, unknown amateurs. I thought it was all Euro models at first, but they’ve actually got contributors around the world. That really helps round out the selection, throwing a fair number of Latinas, Asians, Ebonies, and mixed exotic chicks in with the usual crowd of white girls. I scrolled around looking for MILFs, but these chicks skew young, mostly late teens and early twenties. So if you like them ripe, you’ve come to the right place.
The page just scrolls on and on forever, giving us a taste of every update. Dates are listed under every thumbnail, so you can see they’re adding another big gallery every couple of days. They’re typically between 50 and 100 photos deep, which is a nice set to shake your dick at. You can’t quite set your watch to it, but you’ll get fresh fap fodder a few times a week.
It’s easy to fall down the rabbit hole, too. I checked out some poolside photos of this chick, Ophelia. The preview was a bit of a tease, showing me a nipple peeking out at one point but not much else, so I clicked through to her search page. She’s got three other galleries on the site. I saved a couple of her in some mouthwatering fishnet lingerie, and I’m going to bust a nut to them at some point.
Ready for the bad news about the front-page galleries? Those free shots I’m talking about are just a small fraction of what paying members get. For example, I clicked on a cutie flashing her ass in a field of flowers. Her preview page gives me three full-size images, none of them too revealing. The actual gallery has nearly a hundred photos to peruse while aggressively stroking my turgid member.
It’s easy to see the appeal. If I’ve had this much fun rummaging through the freebies, the whole pile will be even easier to pull my pud to. I know there are way more nudes inside, too. Paysites always save the best stuff for members. Hell, even I take that approach at PornDudeCasting, and I give out some of the best free samples in the business.
Zishy.com members get a few perks besides just a bigger stack of dirty photographs. The full-size versions are in even higher resolutions, for one thing, and members can download them quickly and easily without relying on a third-party browser plugin. That’s a big deal for collectors building their offline porn stashes. Yeah, I’m looking at you, grandpa. Subscribers also get access to the comment section, where you can post your unfiltered thoughts and requests to women who will never read them.
They don’t make much of a fuss about it out front because Zishy is mainly a photo site, but a lot of the galleries have video, too. Nothing about this place feels like the big-name premium sites, except for one thing: the “Play” buttons on the videos in the preview section don’t play anything, instead of shuffling you along to the signup page. Goddamn, I always hate that!
So how much would you expect to pay to get into this wonderland of titillating snapshots of beautiful young 18+ women? A hundred dollars? A thousand? A million? Well, if you’re used to signing up for paysites, you’re probably expecting it to cost thirty bucks a month. Of course, that’s the going rate for most premium smut, but Zishy is way cheaper than your typical porn site.
The whole thing is ten bucks a month, but honestly, you’re better off just getting the yearly subscription for thirty. I have to say that’s crazy cheap. Most paysites offer a discount on the more extended memberships, and I’m always impressed when those long-term deals break down to ten bucks a month. Softcore photos might not be as popular as 4K orgy videos or OnlyFans one-percenters, but Zishy is undercutting the fuck out of almost every other adult site out there.
Zishy.com is softcore by any modern measure, which might turn off jaded masturbators who always demand the hardest content available. On the other hand, fans of beautiful women, in general, will appreciate the timeless quality of these photographs. Sometimes it’s better to let your mind fill in all the filthiest parts. Sometimes onscreen sex fails to live up to those mental images. It all comes back to that Zishy slogan about your imagination.
So, is Zishy.com worth the entry fee? I think you’ll absolutely be able to tell after spending some time browsing those free galleries. There are beautiful faces, sexy poses, and exposed flesh everywhere, and it’s a great cross-section of what you get on the full ticket. I’m a fan of the little-bit-of-everything approach to previews, and these guys have nailed it. In fact, I’m not sure you should even look if you’ve got poor self-control because these are some of the most effective previews I’ve seen lately.
Zishy.com says their photos are meant to leave something to the imagination, and they do precisely that. I spent my whole visit imagining what I’d like to do with these women, even while none of the photos were all that explicit. It’s a simple formula of beautiful women and nice photography, but that’s all you really need for an excellent marathon fap session. Well, that and a bottle of lotion and some tissues.
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