Celeb Jihad
CelebJihad? WTF LOL! I’ve never been more shocked, amused, disgusted, and, ultimately, conflicted when reviewing a website. Yeah, you fuckers know that I look at a lot...
标签：Celebrity Porn SitesA few videos are okay Lots of celebrities Some of the satire is pretty funny网站介绍
CelebJihad? WTF LOL! I’ve never been more shocked, amused, disgusted, and, ultimately, conflicted when reviewing a website. Yeah, you fuckers know that I look at a lot of weird and whacky smut, but Celebrity Jihad is something completely different. Sound too good to be true? Well, keep reading to find out.
“CelebJihad.com is not a pornographic website, at least officially. However, this Website contains adult content which may include images, text, sounds, and videos of a sexually-explicit nature and are intended for a mature audience, by visiting this website, you understand that the subject matter contained herein may concern matters of sexuality."
Yeah, way to skirt around what you actually are. Blog section or no, if you’re posting enough hours of porn to last a hospice patient a lifetime, you’re a fucking porn site.
Anyway, there are a lot of in-depth satire and opinion pieces on the blog section, but to understand you have to follow the character that the writer (or writers) who upload blog posts, and this part of the site is actually a little amusing.
As the name might suggest, CelebJihad is a “not-porn porn-ish site”, which has been made by Islamic fundamentalists.
In all seriousness or at least as close as I can be, the author(s) knows how to churn out off-color content.
Kind of like someone else I know. 😉
Assuming you can navigate the site to the blog section (more on the web design later), if you scroll through the site's blog posts, you’ll find ranting and raving posts which sound exactly like something you’d here Osama and his buds bitching about in the caves of Afghanistan.
For instance, one article I found reviewed the first Harry Potter movie, Durka writes about the glorification of paganism and even "perverse sexuality."
(If you don’t know what that is, it’s just as fucking creepy as it sounds.)
So, yeah. Whoever runs CelebJihad really likes to rip the piss out of radical religious types and write up a few good jokes, too.
Apparently, in an attempt to elevate themselves from being just another digital gossip rag, CelebJihad's disclaimer says…
“CelebJihad.com is a satirical website containing published rumors, speculation, assumptions, opinions, fiction as well as factual information. Information on this site may or may not be true and is not meant to be taken as fact. Celeb Jihad’s owner makes no warranty as to the validity of any claims.”
So outside of the occasionally funny satire and there is some content with nudes (more on that later), much of the rest of the written content doesn’t really have any useful information, isn’t funny, or have anything sexy to read or look at.
What a fucking waste of time!
So to sum up, the blog section is hit or miss, and the rest of the site is crap at best.
To give you an idea, you can see soft-core, grainy footage of Paris Hilton's second sex tape. There are also compilations of pictures and videos of celebrities in sexy scenes like Emilia Clarke’s nude and simulated sex scenes from Game of Thrones.
It’s not bad, but you can get the same stuff elsewhere and for much better quality.
Oh yeah, there’s also a bunch of stupid photoshopped stuff depicting certain celebrities doing all kinds of dirty things. If you’re into decent digitally altered pictures, you might like it, but I’m not really into it.
To be honest, this kind of stuff is just weak wank material.
Well, that might be an exaggeration, but the way the site is set up is super sloppy. Trying to find specific videos or celebrities is easy, but that’s about the only thing done well. The layout sucks, there are no preview thumbnails, and finding the quality blogs are a pain in the ass.
On top of that, damn near every time you click on a link, the page opens up into a new window, and the original tab switches over to a cam site or some other stupid spam.
My firewalls are pretty good, so I don’t have to worry about my computer getting infected. But I bet that someone who has only basic malware protection could get their machine fucked up after only cruising around the site for a few minutes.
On top of that, the jackass who runs this site, don't even own up to be pornographers. Then again, real porn peddlers actually have real talent and hire original talent.
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