FappeningBook
Fappening Book! I was watching some Jennifer Lawrence movie on Netflix the other day and had a sudden urge to jack off. This kind of thing happens to me from time to t...
标签：Celebrity Porn SitesOver a million photos Regular updates Some nudes Thousands of hot celebrities网站介绍
Fappening Book! I was watching some Jennifer Lawrence movie on Netflix the other day and had a sudden urge to jack off. This kind of thing happens to me from time to time, really whenever I try to watch a movie with a hot chick in it. There were a lot of shocked gasps when I spat on my hand and whipped my junk out, and I realized the family Christmas gathering might not be the best place for a quick celebrity wank. I slunk off to grandma’s bathroom and pulled up FappeningBook on my phone while I finished the job.
FappeningBook.com is a pretty fucking new site, registered at the beginning of 2019. They already get well over a million hits a month, though, but is that any surprise at all? They say if you build it, they will cum, and that’s true of any celebrity sex site giving out nudes of bitches like Selena Gomez, Sophie Turner, and Miley Cyrus.
Well, shit. Are you as intrigued as I am? If you ever turn on the TV, see an advertisement, or have any contact with the outside world at all, I’m sure you are. The wall of thumbnails on the front page shows babes that give everyone boners, even though they’re in “clean” mainstream material. Just because they’re in Hollywood movies instead of Brazzers flicks doesn’t mean they aren’t some of the most beautiful women in the world.
Without even clicking, the front page is offering up famous chicks like Bella Thorne, Iggy Azalea, and Emily Ratajkowski in the top row. Scroll down a bit and start salivating at the menu; they’ve got Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian, and Rita Ora. Rihanna appears in FappeningBook’s stash, as do Jenifer Lopez, Demi Rose, and Katy Perry. Scarlett Johansson and Emma Watson are featured prominently, as they are on every celebrity nude site.
There’s a clickable alphabet at the top of the page to help find your preferred singer, actress, athlete, or politician naked, but I’m not exactly sure how the front page is sorted. I think it’s some combination of newness and popularity, which seems to jive with the POPULAR CELEBS list on the right sidebar. However you slice it, there are a ton of your favorite celebrity broads here, and FappeningBook has them naked!
There are some lovely shots of Ariel with her cleavage showing, but the rest of the page is some paparazzi photos where she’s out shopping, fully dressed. Scattered throughout the page are thumbnails featuring women besides Ariel, labeled with SexTape. These all lead to the tour page for BannedSexTapes, not the Ariel Winter nudes I was looking for.
I’m a little bummed. There are some great shots of her among the nearly 3,000 Ariel photos, but I got all excited to see this girl’s lovely tits and ass in her full birthday suit. The top of the page even says Ariel Winter Nude, but the girl ain’t naked anywhere that I can see.
I went back to the front page and tried to see some of my other favorite celebrities, ideally naked this time. Rita Ora looked hot on the beach, but she was in a bikini. Demi Lovato was smoking in her mirror selfies, but again, she’d gone through the trouble of covering up her naughty bits. The same thing happened with Oliva Munn, Alexandra Daddario, and Cardi B.
I feel like some of the broads I looked up had done “tasteful” nude scenes at least, but I didn’t want to dig through dozens of pages of photos to find them. I know I’ve seen Cardi B naked even if her cooter wasn’t showing, so it’s silly that the first page of her material is a series of nearly identical paparazzi shots.
There are a couple of sex-scene stills taken from a movie before the page is overtaken by more of those paparazzi shots. There are a few dozen of her in some tiny shorts, walking around and drinking coffee. Sure, you could definitely jerk off to them, but they ain’t nude, and nude is what I came for.
If you’ve read my review of BannedSexTapes on ThePornDude, you know it’s one of my favorite premium celebrity sites. Still, the misleading sign-up links all over the place are kind of annoying when I came here to spanking my monkey to free pictures of naked celebrities. There’s nothing my spam blocker can do about it, either.
Today’s selection includes a bunch of really gorgeous nude modeling shots of Marta Gromova, and some decent cleavage and leg photos of Katie Price. Lauren Silverman looks good at the beach, but would look even better at a nude beach. I didn’t really want to see Lizzo’s new additions to the site, but Alyssa Sutherland looks great naked in whatever movie they pulled the stills from.
It’s hard to find the nudes here. It’s not uncommon for a celebrity site to feature sexy clothed shots of these babes, but ideally, there’s a way to skip right to the good stuff. Tagging their nudes, and sex scene stills would make it much easier to dig through the collection. As it stands, it takes a lot of work just to find what you’re really looking for. In many cases, it may not even be there.
FappeningBook.com has daily updates of hot celebrity photos. They’ve got some of the best shots of famous actresses, hot musicians and sexy athletes with perfect bodies. The big downside is that most of the collection isn’t actually nude. If that’s enough to get your rocks off, be my guest, but those looking for harder, more explicit material will do better elsewhere.
网站预览
数据统计
相关导航
Sometimes you need a Hero Ero to help you find some good shit to jerk off to. Arguably, your dirty old friend ThePornDude is usually that pantless champion you need, pointing you toward your ideal fap material, whether it’s lesbian threesomes, hentai or some wild fetish porn for the real freaks. Today, though, I’m going to talk about another hero making his lifesaving rounds on the Internet smut scene. Thanks to this magnanimous fucker, I think I avoided another indecent exposure arrest at the local cineplex.
When you see a site calling itself Taboo Porn, you don't need to be a rocket scientist to know that it's all about taboo porn. That's right, fellas. Here is another chance for you to live out your dirty little fantasies. After all, you've always wanted to fuck your stepmom, haven't you? This is an taboo themed site that promises you taboo family fuck sessions with brothers banging their stepsisters, horny and naughty stepmoms romping away with their equally horny sons and all that shit you expect from taboo porn.
Porno has really driven technology over the years. Sex flicks are responsible for killing Betamax in favor of 3-hour porno VHS tapes, a move we saw repeated with DVD and Blu-Ray smut. Online payments were literally invented to sell the Pam and Tommy Lee tape, and today naked babes make up roughly 97% of the entire Internet. Here’s another prediction: sites like Naughty America VR are going to make futuristic sex-helmets a household item.
Want to see some tiny 18+ chicks on huge dicks at Tiny 4K? In the world of pornography, bigger and better often mean smaller and tighter. Finding the most petite babes with the tiniest cunts has been an obsession of the industry since the very start. The end-user gets to live vicariously through the films, kung-fu grips on their dicks to simulate the feel of virgin poon. Tiny4k brings smut’s love of tiny sluts into the new millennium with 4K ultra-definition videos so crisp it’s like jerking off into the future.
Only Taboo Porn! While most of us can get off to a wide variety of smut, we usually have a few personal favorite subgenres and sex acts. For a while, my masturbatory diet consisted of only fake taboo porn. My fantasies have really expanded since moving out of my stepmom’s place, but I’ll probably always have a soft spot for that stepfamily stuff. Did I say ‘soft’? Sorry, I meant I’ll always have a raging hard spot for that family stuff.
Porn Go! I made a list of the worst things in the world recently, and it had some real doozies. It sucks when you stub your toe, or when the hooker you hire turns out to have a cock. I hate when I’m jerking it and I run out of lube, as well as the sinking sensation you feel when the police show up at the library before you finish masturbating. War, slavery and murder are pretty bad from what I understand, but number one on my list was not finding the right porn when you’re lubed up and in the mood for a good wank.