ScatBB

Scat BB! By name alone, ScatBB sounds like it could be a message board where music fans wax nostalgic on the vocal stylings of artists like Bobby McFerrin and Scatman John. If that were the case, though, you wouldn’t be reading about it here at ThePornDude. No, the scat we’ll be talking about today is of the more pungent variety. I’ll warn you now that this next joint ain’t for everyone, but I bet you’ve already guessed that. You ain’t everyone, are you? It can be hard getting your fix when you’ve got such a shitty fetish, but these guys have you covered.

Shit happens. ScatBB.com might know this basic fact of life even better than the average joe or your typical tube, as this free porn-download site is all about beautiful women and their bodily waste. While detractors hold their noses, fans would argue this is an undersung niche, neglected by the major tubes and paysites alike. I can’t say I’m the biggest fan of this type of homemade chocolate, but maybe I’m the odd man out today; they’re pulling hundreds of thousands of visitors a month. Let me put on some gloves and we’ll get elbow-deep up in this muck.

As soon as I landed, I saw more human bodily waste covering every surface than I have since the last time I needed to use the McDonald’s restroom. There are beautiful naked women making mud pies and playing with it, shitting themselves in the shower, and sitting around for picnics of pudding. A couple of the recent updates are JAV (Japanese Adult Video), with DVD covers showing pretty Asian faces beneath human soft serve machines, or tied in shibari ropes and smeared with a natural, thick and unpleasantly fragrant grease paint.

Honestly, it’s a wider variety of scat porn than I’d expected. I’ve seen a couple similar sites that focus on a particular type of scene, like women wetting themselves, but these chicks are doing all kinds of filthy things with their filth. It didn’t take me long to find broads getting pooped on while sucking cock, lesbians puking on each other during live webcam shows, and a woman performing fecal acrobatics by standing on a high stool and firing a bullseye into the toilet below.

I couldn’t find a full list of tags on ScatBB.com, but it looks like they’re well implemented. Beneath every video thumbnail is a little cloud of clickable keywords like Farting, Eating, Scat Masturbation and Toilet Slavery. Tune in for some Anal Fisting, Scat Oral, Tasting, Classy n Gassy and more. There’s a lot of overlap between tags, which complicates the cataloging a bit, but fans will be able to find their deep-deep-niche of choice. Make use of that search bar!

That’s one of the reasons I was so impressed by the size and scope of the collection here. ScatBB has over 8,000 movies as of this writing, which should keep the poop eaters in the audience happy and fappy for a nice, long time. I bet some of you didn’t even know this many scat movies even existed out there in the wild.

Where the hell are they even coming from? Whoever’s running ScatBB.com and curating the collection seems to have a plug or two, because they’re adding fresh movies to the pile every day. Maybe “fresh” ain’t quite the right word, but you get my point. I’m whipping up this review on a Friday afternoon, and they’ve added no fewer than eight new movies today. Deep-niche porn sites don’t always update on the regular, but these guys are constantly offering new reasons to stop by.

Today’s newest drops include lesbians eating shit, a fudge-frosted MILF in nylons, some full-length Asian scat films, blowjob scat, and a couple videos of a gorgeous young lady making an absolute mess of her new jeans. Can you imagine working the counter at Wal-Mart when she goes to return them? This is exactly why I got out of customer service.

It’s a little easier for me to tell you all about the convenience of the delivery. ScatBB.com doesn’t host anything itself, offloading the task to filehost services like Takefile. One of the big disadvantages here is that there’s going to be limited streaming, if any. Some filehosts allow streaming for premium members, but Takefile isn’t one of them. Scat BB ain’t as immediately accessible as a free tube, but is a lot more useful if you’re a collector.

The other major disadvantage of file lockers is the limits they put on users who haven’t bought a premium membership. This usually means you’ve got some wait times between downloads, and slow download speeds that’ll remind the oldies of the dial-up days. Some files are entirely restricted from free users.

One of the biggest problems with downloading porno from a free site is that you don’t always know what you’re going to get. Some joints are pretty skimpy with the free previews, so you end up waiting hours for a download to finish only to watch a half-baked porno that only gives you a half-hard erection. ScatBB, on the other hand, offers a nice, fat spread of screengrabs for every movie. You’ll know exactly what you’re getting into before you start clicking links.

When I first pulled up the Premium Access page, it was blank. Turns out, I needed to turn off my adblocker to even see the signup link, so do that first if you’re having any issues. TakeFile currently costs $35 a month, with discounts on longer plans. It’s more than a typical paysite, but a hell of a lot cheaper than buying your scat porn a la carte from anywhere else. Fetish porn can command a high dollar due to its rarity, when I’m sure you already know, poopy.

The notion of paying for full access to a “free” site might be a bit of a turnoff for some cheapskates, but if shit, piss and puke are what turn you on, it ain’t a bad deal at all. To the contrary, ScatBB.com is easily the best deal on scat porn I’ve seen in a while, whether you’re a freeloader or going all-in on Premium Access. The biggest draw here is obviously going to be the porno, because seriously, where else are you going to find a stash like this? It’s extensive and wide-ranging while maintaining a focus on eroticized bodily waste production, with downloads available at a click. If you’re a fan of the genre, this one’s going to be a very easy recommendation. Don’t forget to flush, or at least wash your hands after!

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