LewdStars

Thot HD lays out their simple premise right there in the title: this joint’s going to be full of thots, and they’re going to be in beautiful, crystal-clear HD. The term refers to sluts, skanks and sleazy slags in general, but has come to take on specific connotations in the world of online pornography. These ain’t necessarily the same bimbos you find on the traditional sex tubes, though you will find a few that have worked their way from the professional pornstar circuit back to this realm of next-generation amateur starlets.

You do know that you don’t have to jerk your dick to the most fucked up content that you can find every time, right? Well, if you’re death-gripping your cock, chafing yourself raw, and can only get off to brutal videos and degenerate fetish content that you have to hide from the world, then that’s not the best sign. If you keep going like that, you’ll be a limp-dicked cuck who can’t even get it up or nut in a pussy because of your poor fapping habits. So, this time, I’m going to recommend a site where you hentai-loving, waifu-addicted fappers can take a break and get off to some softer content. This is the kind of shit that you can show your girlfriend without her turning away in disgust.

If I know anything about you fucks, it’s that you want to get your grubby hands on the best damn content out there without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. I get it. I don’t want to break the bank just to blow a load to horny babes getting railed, either. I’d be fucking broke if I went out and paid for every video that I saw. And, hey, you righteous cucks don’t need to worry. I’m not suggesting that you go out and steal or torrent content. Screw that shit. I don’t want some cop busting my door down and fining me for downloading videos of 18+ girls getting their holes stretched. I’ve got the perfect solution for you horny cucks who want easy free content worth jerking off to.

Hentai Yes! Listen up you sex-starved weebs, I know you think that you’ve seen every last hentai site on the planet at this point. Hell, you might be right. But is that going to stop me from telling you about yet another nut-bustingly good hentai porn site? You bet your ass it won’t. I’ve got one that will knock your goddamn socks off in terms of quality and quantity of content. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Buckle in and I’ll give you the lowdown on every single thing you need to know about this site before you go whipping out your micro-cock and straddling your Hatsune Miku body pillow.

Nerds browse Wikipedia, but Fapopedia is going to appeal to Internet users who would rather drench the keyboard in semen than learn about obscure Australian archaeologists or the history of graham crackers. Honestly, I have a feeling this site is going to get a few of you banned from the library, but at least you won’t have blue balls when they book you in at the county lockup. Imagine getting arrested for public indecency and having nothing to show for it but an increased knowledge about the invention of the tea bag.

Internet Chicks make the world go ‘round, or at the very least, they make the Internet a whole hell of a lot more interesting. While your wife posts on social media all day, trying to sell her MLM diet shakes and show off her meatloaf, there are younger (18+), sexier broads making names for themselves with twerk videos, stripteases, masturbation shows and even kinkier fare. I think you know exactly which web bitches I’m talking about, and chances are you’ve already got a few favorites on your list of masturbatory fantasy sluts. I hope you weren’t planning on working today, because I’ve found some shit that you’re probably going to want to stare at all day. (Or at least a couple of minutes until you pop and can start thinking with your brain again.)