YouTube NSFW ASMR
We’re on the weird part of the internet with this one, boys. I miss the days when I used to review anal videos, which was like, the weirdest part of my job. These days...
标签：ASMR Porn SitesA lot of hot babes Narrative role-play stories So much weird shit Tons of content for women网站介绍
We’re on the weird part of the internet with this one, boys. I miss the days when I used to review anal videos, which was like, the weirdest part of my job. These days, it feels like the zoomers are taking shit too far. Today, we’re talking about NSFW ASMR videos. I’m not going to break down what that acronym stands for. It’s a complicated term for that simple little effect in your brain when you get a tingly sensation down your back and you feel sleepy. It sounds a lot like an orgasm, but it’s actually a lot more underwhelming. It’s not sexual; it’s just … relaxing.
ASMR videos used to be a great tool to help you sleep. Now, they’re a great way to get your rocks off, apparently. I’ve never actually tried jacking off to ASMR videos, because I have access to actual porn and I’m not a teenager. I mean, I have jacked off to ASMR themed porn; that’s pretty dank. But, this review is about NSFW ASMR videos on YouTube. How raunchy could you really get on that platform before your video gets shot out of the water? Not a lot, really.
Most of these videos are audio-only. Some of them have babes in a close-up, breathing into the camera. That about covers 99% of the content. I’m not going to lie – it’s hard to cover this kind of content, because it’s such a little niche fetish. It’s casual and relaxing, but I know people fap to it. So, I have to try and get into that mindset. I have to imagine what it’s like to be the kind of loser who jacks off to audio files of babes whispering sweet nothings in his ear. Maybe this type of content is made for deaf people. I don’t fucking know. Let’s jump into it.
So what’s the actual content of these daddy vids? Are these burly Chads with deep voices whispering about how they’re going to turn you into a cock-slave? Nah. It’s mostly romantic shit made by boyish little twinks, half of whom have a foreign accent. I don’t mind the accent, but I can’t wrap my head around the young-sounding voices. I thought women liked their dudes to be manly. Deep voices are manly. What is with this pussy ass gay shit? Who gets off to this?
All right, that’s enough complaining from me for now. If you’re into confident little twinks whispering sweet nothings into your ear, you’ll more than get your fill on YouTube. You don’t even have to look far. They’re literally the first result at any given point in time. Now, let’s scroll a bit further down and get to the titties.
She’ll occasionally give you some exposition, so you know who you are fucking and what the fuck is actually going on in the story. But, most of the actual audio is just her making kissing noises. There are also some sexual moans, but it’s not like she can straight up ask you to dick her without her videos getting banned by YouTube.
These kinds of monster videos with stories and narratives are really common here and I guess they sort of appeal to nerds who like role-play. They’re pretty easy to get into and if you care about the actual story, they’re worth coming back to. There’s also no sign of a shortage. I’m seeing thousands of results here. These babes get really invested in the stories they write for you. They also really seem to like their microphones. I guess you can play pretend that they’re shoving the mics into their vaginas as you’re fapping along.
These are actually pretty damn good. Unlike the audio tentacle shit, I can sort of see the appeal of jacking off to these kinds of NSFW ASMR videos. The format is pretty similar across different bitches’ channels. You see the babe in full view and she’s usually sitting really close to the camera. Plus, most of them use really high-resolution cameras, so you get a lot of quality. They also have the common sense to wear their cleavage super low, so you can get some titty action. They can’t flash their nipples, obviously, but they come as close as they can. They really want you to bust a nut.
The videos are usually on the longer side – at least 20 minutes. Some of them run for a fucking hour. They get pretty innovative, too. Some try to give you the girlfriend experience; others go into a sort of BDSM or jerk-off-instruction direction, without out-right saying any adult shit. Again, I remind you, YouTube wouldn’t allow them to straight-up talk about cocks. But, they skirt the line as much as possible.
I actually managed to find a few playlists in the results and I bless the dudes that went out of their way to make them. They found the hottest bitches on YouTube and put them all in one neat little list for you to fap to without having to go back to the results. Some of these babes got really innovative. They really try to cram in as much smut as possible without getting demonetized. One example is this masseuse bitch I found. She straight-up massages a naked chick in full view, but it’s all filmed from behind, so you can’t see the goods. Anyways, she rubs oil on her back for like half an hour while whispering sensual shit into the microphone. You can get better lesbian porn on a porn tube, but if you’re stuck on YouTube, you can easily blow a load to this content.
I found a fucking Among Us video in the first 10 results, for fuck’s sake. And no, it wasn’t a wrongly tagged fluke. It was an actual adult ASMR experience, by a chick, taking place entirely within the Among Us universe. It even had a picture of the damn game for extra immersion.
You will never find this kind of randomness on a porn tube. Porn tubes are all about the cocks and pussies. YouTube, on the other hand, can be about whatever the fuck you want it to be. There’s also no shortage of storage or bandwidth on this site, so you know they’re just going to keep growing.
You can have a problem sorting through the NSFW ASMR content, but that’s what personal playlists are for. Don’t be afraid to jump into some random dude’s favorite videos. You never know what kind of depravity you might run into.
网站预览
数据统计
相关导航
If you’re a PMV fan looking for a PMV Haven, you’re in luck today. The acronym stands broadly for Picture Music Video, but let’s be real here: you’re reading this on ThePornDude because you’re interested in a more specific type of PMV, one that’s conducive to jerking a load of spunk into your favorite cum sock or the Pringles can at your bedside. Yes, ladies and germs, I’m talking about Porn Music Videos, so grab your headphones and a bottle of lube.
I’ve been mulling over this review for a while now, and for the longest time, I told myself that it’s just not worth it. There’s no reason to talk about Twitch. Twitch is just a gaming platform. The twitch thots will die out eventually when they get banned from the platform and so on. I could not have been more wrong. I know that most remarkable things on the internet eventually devolve into pornography, but I’m the kind of classicist who believes that porn and child-friendly spaces shouldn’t mix. Twitch was initially the best place for young people to hang out and watch back-to-back streams of video games being played by people from around the globe. Those days are over. Twitch is now officially one of the best places to feast your eyes on oiled-up giant breasts and some seriously cringey sexually suggestive content.
EroASMR is only half subtle with the name. You can throw out guesses for what the “Ero” part stands for; this could be an Emergency Response Organization, the Electronic Return Originator used by the IRS, or maybe something a bit kinkier, a shortened version of “erotic”. The ASMR is less mysterious, as the phenomenon and fetish has grown massively in popularity over the last few years. Grab the lube, the silicone toy snatch, and those expensive headphones your wife didn’t want you to buy. It’s time to get all tingly.
I really thought Noodle Dude was going to be a sprawling directory of all the best pasta websites on the internet, each with a longform review full of useful info slathered with hilarious jokes, all delivered by a noodle-snorting mascot with a huge head. I was all ready to read writeups of the local ramen shops and Italian joints, thinking maybe this Noodle Dude would turn me on to some good shit I can show off to the Tinder ladies. I’m not sure if you know this, but a good bowl of high-end linguine or even a fancy bowl of truffle-infused mac and cheese can sometimes be the difference between getting laid by an internet stranger or going home alone to jack off again.
What do you think of when you hear the word Soundgasm? An orgasm with the help of sound? An orgasm for your ears? Hardcore ejaculation to female ASMR? Whatever your association is, it’s probable that you’re not wrong. Today we’re looking at a website called Soundgasm.net, though there’s a twist. You can’t really use the site through that website domain. Instead, we will be using Flari.com to access it and search through it. That is as far as Flaru goes, however, and all the file hosting and jerking off will be happening on the side of Soundgasm, so that’s the actual website that we want to take a look at here.