Lady Banana

If you didn’t know any better, you might think Lady Banana was just a produce dealer mascot or maybe a new, peelable fruit with a pink skin. Speaking as a mascot myself, I actually have a lot in common with Miss Banana, but it’s not my giant head. In case you haven’t heard, this Swedish chick makes homemade dirty movies with her man, not too different from what I’m shooting with pornstars over at PornDudeCasting. If you’ve really never seen her work before, well, today’s your lucky day.

LadyBanana.co.uk ain’t strictly focused on its titular Lady. The platform takes a more inclusive approach to smut, though it does stick to the general theme of Miss Banana’s content, at least in terms of production values. This free tube stocks the shelves with amateur pornos shot by regular folks just like you, and that’s exactly who’s tuning in to watch, too. The joint gets millions of visitors a month, which ain’t bad at all for a website named after one of its own star attractions. With that in mind, I lubed up for a closer look.

One such free tube, as you might have guessed, is the LadyBanana website we’re talking about today. A couple of her videos were featured prominently when I first landed today, and I ended up taking a brief detour through one of her blowjob videos. Well, maybe “brief” ain’t quite the right word, because it was a lengthy, well-shot 25 minutes of sucking, slurping and glurping with a facial finish. Between her pretty face, mouthwatering body and the way she eagerly bobs her head, I can understand why she’s been such a hit across the web.

LadyBanana.co.uk has dozens of Miss Banana’s movies, but like I said earlier, that ain’t all. Everywhere I look, I see girls next door getting into all kinds of filthy situations. As I type this up, the front page features a Scottish girl getting dicked down on camera for the very first time, a hungry girl mouthing a big sausage in the forest, and an interracial scene with a BBC in a motel room. There’s also public fucking, lesbian love affairs, and a voyeur video of a sister-in-law in a compromising position.

There’s an emphasis on the homemade here, but there are some professional scenes in the mix. You’ll find a few familiar faces among the sea of beautiful unknown amateurs. Mercedes Carrera is in a couple of the recent uploads, and I spotted Cadence Lux and Abella Danger further down the page. Most of the girls are fresh faces, even to this jaded internet masturbator, so I ain’t too disappointed that LadyBanana.co.uk dispenses with the usual Pornstars page you find on most tubes.

What’s more useful is their Keywords page, which offers a deep-ass dive into niches like Sexy Amateur, Dick in the Ass, Arab Fuck and Gangbang Videos. If you want to get even deeper, they list micro porn subgenres like Katy Perry Sucks, Naruto Jerks Off and He Fucks His Goat. It’s weird enough that I wonder if the keyword phrases are generated by machine or lost somewhere in translation, but each pulls up a bigger spread of results than you might expect. Nobody bones a literal farm animal, though.

I don’t mind an unusual presentation. In fact, I look forward to seeing tubes shake things up as far as the design goes, because I see the same layouts day after day after day. The problem here is there’s no overarching view of the whole stash like you find almost anywhere else. Outside of that front-page picture menu of thumbnails, you basically have to use the search bar or the keyword links to dig into the pile.

I like having multiple browsing options, just in case I ain’t quite sure what I’m in the mood to shake my dick at today. LadyBanana comes up a little short in this respect, and also poses some slight challenges as a professional porn review. I can tell you there are thousands of amateur movies in the collection, but I really can’t get any more specific than that. Without a New section or even upload dates on the videos, I can’t tell you how fast LadyBanana.co.uk is growing either.

The good news is that videos are well tagged, so any search should send you down a rabbit hole of relevant masturbatory content. I typed “feet” into the box and a got a wall of videos that just kept loading more and more as I just kept scrolling and scrolling. There are easily hundreds, maybe even thousands of foot fetish videos to fap away with the day with, so just think how many are in the more vanilla porn categories. A lot of them even star Lady Banana herself!

The video resolution ain’t the best, but LadyBanana looks fucking gorgeous as she grabs that monster hog and starts licking the tip. It’s almost like watching a girl try to eat a whole footlong sandwich all at once, except it’s way more conducive to masturbation than any visit to Subway. Anyway, the manager told me she’d call the cops if I came back after the last incident, so I’d rather beat off here anyway.

I skipped ahead, with no buffering issues or spam as I flicked the slider forward. The footjob scene from the thumbnail starts about halfway through the movie, and I love how makes eye contact with the camera as she’s sliding her soles along the big black fake cock. After that, she works it over with her hands and mouth, with some simulated sperm added to the mix in the last few minutes. It’s not exactly a cumshot, but her perfect titties sure look sticky.

The LadyBanana website offers easy instant downloads, with the option baked right into the video player. This one’s a pretty tiny file, so I couldn’t resist saving it for later. If you’re a collector and you’re into amateur porno, the whole site’s an easy recommendation. You don’t have to register an account or anything to get access.

It feels like all the free tubes have gotten a lot spammier in recent weeks, which probably means the ad guys are currently winning the war against the adblocker guys. My visit to LadyBanana, though, went more smoothly than I’d expected, because I didn’t have ads slowing down my fap session. It was just easy fapping the whole way through.

LadyBanana.co.uk is a worthwhile stop in your perverted internet travels even if you’ve never heard of Miss Banana, though I have a feeling you’re going to be getting quite intimate with her material. The website is a goldmine of homebrew content from some of the sexiest amateurs on the entire internet, all available to stream and download for free. If you need a better gimmick than that, you might want to see a doctor about your low-libido issues.

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