CooMeet

Coo Meet has one of the most weird-ass names I’ve seen attached to a random video chat site, but I can understand wanting to break from the mold. The format has a reputation for offering up faceless boner after faceless after faceless boner, and maybe the soft murmur of a dove can push the mental image from your head. I’ll tell you right now that I saw neither dicks nor pigeons during my visit to the platform, but I did get to see some live naked boobies!

CooMeet.com is a video chat app that connects you to a random babe for some one-on-one time. They get close to 6 million visitors a month to the website alone, and that ain’t even counting the folks just using the official mobile versions. The popularity was enough to catch my attention, because it suggests a much bigger pool of potential partners than most adult-oriented conversation platforms. The only question was, would it be dirty enough for a depraved pervert like your old pal The Porn Dude? Read on, my friends, and I’ll tell you all about it.

Another element of legitimacy is that you can download CooMeet for iOS or Android. The off-brand sites never have these, and their availability tells you a lot about the kind of money they’re pumping into this thing. Apps that work well have a better chance at keeping people coming back, which should translate into more women for me to talk dirty with. I’ll be using the web version of the app for this review, but you should find all the same features across platforms.

There is a flip side to the coin, though. Whenever I see an official app, I wonder just how much T&A I’m really going to see inside. Google and Apple are both pretty strict about prohibiting real adult content, which is why none of the big porno brands have their own official apps. Since CooMeet is a live video chat site, I figured it shouldn’t have the same issues as something like Brazzers. Who’s to say what happens in a private chat?

There’s a free trial available, with no sign-up required. You only get five minutes, though, and they restrict the features a bit. If you need more, memberships start at ten bucks a month and come with a bonus 40 minutes. You get cheaper rates and more bonus minutes with longer plans, and you can always top up your account. Minutes start at 10 for five bucks, or you can get six hours for an even hundo.

They do, however, have a Dating tab that appears once you get signed up and logged in. It’s a Tinder-style swipable feed of babes, and I spent a few minutes liking or rejecting women. I like that they’re little video clips instead of still photos, but I did notice a total lack of nudity. Some chicks skirt the rules with short skirts and tops that don’t quite hide their nipples, which always earned a Like from me.

This ain’t Tinder, though. I didn’t make my own little video snippet for these chicks to swipe, so I’m not expecting matches. What I am expecting is messages when these models get back online. They’ll get the notification that I liked them, meaning I’m the kind of guy who wants to have a friendly conversation and probably throw some tips their way.

If you want to be a little more proactive, there’s also a button to add women from the Dating section as friends. That’ll put their name in your Messages, and you can hit them up at your leisure. Messages ain’t free, but you’ll rack them up as you’re spending minutes through video chat or sending gifts.

And honestly, my dudes? I didn’t really see any uggos. CooMeet has an absolutely massive userbase numbering in the millions, with over 700,000 verified women, so I really expected to see more average-looking ladies. Maybe there’s some confirmation bias at work, with hot chicks more likely to sign up than plain Janes.

Whatever the case, I was treated to a lovely spread of Latinas, Asians and Euro babes. There were MILFs and younger chicks, girls next door and sultry tatted nymphettes. Honestly, it looked more the selection on a cam site like Chaturbate than the local women on Hinge. Even though none of them were naked the moment we connected, I saw high potential. I liked what I saw!

Just based on the women I saw right out the gate, I assumed that CooMeet was secretly a webcam site in disguise, like if LiveJasmin were built around chats with random camgirls. To my surprise, the first babe I talked to told me she just signed up for the hell of it. She was looking to practice her English. I guess it was just a coincidence that she was hot, too.

Maybe something got lost in translation, but I’m pretty sure Svetlana told me she wasn’t supposed to get naked. It’s possible she was just talking about those short videos from the Dating section, but given CooMeet’s presence in the App Store and Google Play, I wouldn’t be surprised if nudity is technically prohibited. That said, there’s a lot of fucking nudity here! This is a random video chat app, after all.

And like other video chat apps, you should keep the tips coming if you want to see a good show. You can use your minutes to buy virtual gifts like diamonds and tiaras, but keep an eye on your wallet. You’ll get a message when you get low, but you don’t want to get cut off in the middle of something good, do you?

CooMeet.com is an interesting platform. It’s like Chatroulette with an air of legitimacy or CamSoda disguised as a dating app. I don’t think it feels like a regular random video chat site, a regular dating site, or a regular webcam sex site, either, and maybe that’s part of the magic here. For my money, the best feature is just the sheer size of the userbase. The platform might not be overtly filthy, but you know how human beings can be. So, what are you going to talk to a stranger about?

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