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What’s so grooby about Grooby VR? Well, if you already know the brand name, you probably already know the answer to that question. It’s easy enough to mistake it for a creative misspelling of groovy, and was used as a synonym for titties as far back as A Clockwork Orange. I used to wonder how Grooby Productions settled on the name until I finally looked at the Wiki article. Turns out, it ain’t that complicated; the company was started back in ’96 by a dude named Steven Grooby.

“She Seduced Me” certainly sounds like a reasonable excuse because really, who could say no to a hot girl with a nice rack, a well-shaped ass, and a pussy that’s open for business? It’s a simple phrase that could be the catch-all gimmick for a premium site that has all kinds of babe-based depravity going on. What do you know? That’s precisely what they’ve done at SheSeducedMe.com, which bills itself as “Lesbian Tales of Seduction and Reluctance in 4k crystal clear ultra-high definition”.

It ain’t too uncommon for a Queer Crush to develop among close female friends, though I’ll be honest, I can’t really speak from experience. No, my thoughts on the matter come largely from the media I consume. I won’t get into the whole debate about pornography setting unrealistic expectations, but as we’ll see in a second here, this next website ain’t dabbling in the usual scripted hookups between strangers. These crushes are as real as they are queer, which is one of the reasons I’m so excited to be here today.

Pornography has always been a way to live vicariously through studs who fuck hotter broads than you’ve ever been able to pull in real life. Virtual reality takes those vicarious thrills to the next level, putting you right in the shoes and nutsacks of the porn cocks slamming away at those broads. At MilfVR, viewers can experience VR sex with the hottest cougar pornstars in the business.

Somebody sent me a link to EnjoyX, and I half expected to find a sketchy website selling questionably legal alternatives to your favorite festival drugs. Turns out, they’re actually dealing in another vice entirely, and it’s the usual one I ramble about here at ThePornDude. This X can be enjoyed right now from the comfort of your home or office cubicle, and without the potential risks of taking candy from strangers. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen—we’re watching porno movies today!

If you asked people to describe porno, most folks will talk about movies where people fuck, or flicks about sucking dick. “Some hot chick gets a dick up her butthole, and somebody else aims a camera at the penetration.” Not many people will use words like cinema to describe a good anal sex movie, but then again, most perverts ain’t cranking it to the kind of smut they’re peddling over at LustCinema.