Scatbooru

I did it, boys; I found the worst, most disgusting website on the fucking internet! You thought it was eFukt? Nah, fam. As it turns out, the most disgusting website on the planet was a Booru all along. For the uninitiated, a booru is an image posting site where you can cross combine tags to find image results. It’s kind of like a condensed gallery version of 4Chan, without the text posts. Here, you only get images and tags for said images. You’ve also probably seen Gelbooru, one of the most successful Booru sites out there. Ok, the intro’s over; let’s talk about ScatBooru.

It’s a booru site that’s, surprise surprise, entirely centered on scatology. That means shit. There’s shit on this site. This is the shittiest shit site out of all the shit sites I’ve ever shat on in my life. This site is loaded with so much shit that it’s bursting feces out the seams. I didn’t think that scat-themed websites went this deep and this narrow, but there you go, now you know. There are scat-themed boorus out there, and ScatBooru is leading the charge. There’s no shortage of content on the site either. There are countless images on here, and every one of them has shit in or on it, whichever way you want to look at it.

I’m seeing an ungodly volume of smut on this website, far more than what I thought I’d find. The first tag I had to check as a sort of preliminary test was naturally the scat tag, which yielded no less than 4000 results. Four thousand images of scat-themed content on a scat site is not a bad pull. Keep in mind that all images on the site are in one way or another related to scat, even if they’re not tagged as such. Hell, one would assume they’re scat by default, and there’s no need for that tag. I also checked 1girl, the standard tag for images with one chick in them, and I got 4000 hits. I got 1000 hits for squatting, 153 for Capcom characters, and well, you get it, there’s a lot of smut here, and they’re covering their bases.

There seems to be a serious overlap between the scat fans that make the art for ScatBooru and the furry community. Almost half of all the images on this goddamn site feature animals of some sort. The shit is coming out of a furry asshole is what I’m trying to say. That’s one sentence I was hoping I’d never have to write for a review, and yet here we are. I’m talking about furry shits. God help us all.

The three most popular styles of human shits on this site are cartoon, 3D, and hentai. The hentai stuff is almost always ripped from a manga, but there are a few original productions as well. The cartoons are the most original, and they mostly come off as raunchy doodles, though some of them have some real heart put into them. The 3D renders are by far the best because they feature recognizable characters from popular media that were adapted for scat porn. Somehow, the artists behind these creations get their hands on the 3D models for popular characters such as Lara Croft, and then they add in the shit while modeling the bitch sitting down on a toilet. You must have seen smut like this before. It’s standard fanfare.

There’s male content on the site alongside the female content, and there doesn’t seem to be a need for a gay switch like you get on other sites because the female-centric scat outnumbers the male-centric shit around a thousand to one. There’s no need to weed it out when you literally have to go out of your way to find it. That being said, I’m not surprised that gender preferences take a backseat on a site that’s entirely built around people’s love for literal shits. I guess the shit has to take center stage and the provider of the shit is kind of an afterthought. While we’re on the topic of gender, there are also tons of trans chicks across the site in all sorts of situations. This site’s a real mixed bag of shit, let me tell you.

Booru sites are usually completely free to browse, and ScatBooru is no exception to that rule. This content is made available to you for free, and the uploading process is almost as seamless as the browsing itself. If you have something to contribute to these halls of disgusting smut, by all means, drop your porn on here for the world to enjoy. I might not understand just what it is that makes scatologists tick, but I don’t have to understand the fetish to recommend sites for you.

I don’t think that ScatBooru belongs near the top of any best-of scat lists. But they’re doing a pretty decent job at providing scat fans a neat little gathering place, especially when it comes to scatological cartoons, and for that, I applaud their effort. Plus, the entire goddamn website only shows you one ad at a time, in the corner of the screen. If that’s not generosity, then I don’t know what is.

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