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Are you the kind of waifu-addicted weeb that turns his nose up at the sight of a real slut getting railed? I can’t say I get it, but I’ve heard you incels argue about it enough to get a general idea. You want hot animated babes that can do anything and everything. Real girls are flawed and limited by dumb shit like, you know, the human anatomy. Your waifus can do so much more kinky shit since you don’t have to worry about getting sued for trying to shove an 8-foot long gyrating horse cock up some unsuspecting pornstar’s pussy.

How is it that the most basic forms of porn often end up being the most expensive? I’m talking about printed shit. Magazines, comics, doujinshi, and any other physical media that you cucks could think of. I’ve seen smut shops charge hundreds for single volumes. Hell, most physical copies of doujinshi will run you at least 15-20 bucks a pop, especially if you’re getting them shipped in from the waifu-filled land of Japan. But fuck having physical media. I know that might be a hot take amongst you collectors out there. Be real with yourself, though; those magazines won’t last a week in your fap den before the pages get stuck together and the covers get crusted over.

Who doesn’t love teens (18+) at Team Skeet? They’re fresh, ripe, and just figuring out all the amazing things they can do with those perfect bodies. I’m particularly fond of the kinky 18+ girls, the ones with burgeoning cases of nymphomania. You know, the kind of girls who make the best porn sluts. There are a lot of places you can watch these nubile young things get nasty, and TeamSkeet.com is one of the better ones.

Hentai Pros is the fucking best. It’s all of the best parts of regular porn with the only limits being the artist’s imagination. There are just some things you can’t explore in real life. Do you want to see a busty babe get gangbanged by massive-dicked monsters? Hentai has got your back. You will find all kinds of new, weird fetishes to explore in the world of hentai. Plus, you always get those sweet, sweet ahegao faces. Eyes rolling into the back of their head, tongues lolling, and blushed cheeks. It’s the hottest shit out there. If only real bitches could pull off such awesome O faces.

EA Hentai is a treasure trove of hot free doujinshi. You weebs have to stop using shitty hentai and doujinshi sites that skimp on content, features, and user experience. I get it. You’ve been going to those sites for years to get your hands on high-quality fap material that you don’t think can be found anywhere else. But you’re fucking wrong. There are better sites out there that actually give you some neat features and options to work with instead of just vomiting content onto a poorly formatted HTML page. And, as you guys have likely guessed, I’ve got just the site to replace whatever old shit you’re using.

Hentai Yes! Listen up you sex-starved weebs, I know you think that you’ve seen every last hentai site on the planet at this point. Hell, you might be right. But is that going to stop me from telling you about yet another nut-bustingly good hentai porn site? You bet your ass it won’t. I’ve got one that will knock your goddamn socks off in terms of quality and quantity of content. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Buckle in and I’ll give you the lowdown on every single thing you need to know about this site before you go whipping out your micro-cock and straddling your Hatsune Miku body pillow.