HentaiClicker

Hentai Clicker! Having a productive day? Don’t answer that. You’re reading The Porn Dude, so I have a feeling you’re burning those productive hours with some intensive forearm exercises. If that ain’t making the most of your day, I don’t know what is. Want to throw some mindless clicking and hentai perversion into the mix? HentaiClicker promises both hentai and clicking, at least according to the name.

HentaiClicker.com is a new game, first popping up on the web in July 2019. Besides the fact that they get about 5000 viewers a day, I don’t really know anything about the site besides what I’ve guessed already. Hopefully, all the wrist stretches and this new fedora pay off.

I was able to register with a temporary email address. Cheesy music played as the game loaded. About 30 seconds later, I was greeted by a hentai broad wearing nothing but her socks and a tank top pulled up over her luscious boobies. There are a couple of dildos and a flask of lube on the bed beside her, as well as a huge cucumber with a condom on and a big bite taken out of the flesh.

The image is lightly animated. The exhausted cutie with the blue hair is fingering her dripping cunt and lamenting, “I can’t cum anymore!” Apparently, there is a curse that has befallen the Haremverse, preventing all the girls from cumming. That sounds like a job for you, my neckbeard friend. I bet it involves a bunch of clicking.

Click through to the next panel and indeed, she’s asking for a sex hero to come rescue them and give out some wicked orgasms. There’s a silhouette of a grinning dude holding up a shocker, two for the pink and one for the stink. That’s a stand-in for you.

The name you chose during registration soon comes up. A girl with pink hair, rabbit ears, and no panties sticks her twat in your face and basically demands help. What are you going to do, say no? I like how every vagina in this thing is constantly dripping wet. They must have to put towels down on every chair in this hentai universe.

Once you click your way through the basic setup, you’re dropped into a tutorial phase. The rabbit-eared girl tells you that you’ve reached the heroine and you need to give her an orgasm if you want her to join your harem.

This chick Mizuki is bobbing in front of me, one nipple peeking out of her sweater. She asks if I want to take a selfie with her. There are no dialogue options, but she gets angry at me for not knowing who she is. Still, she heard the rumors about me and wants me to help her get off. If I can, she’s going to promote me around the world on social media.

So, you know how the game is called HentaiClicker? Here’s how the game works: you click on the hentai broad, she makes horny and excited faces, and the Excitement Meter on the side of the screen goes up. It also goes up by itself, but clicking makes it work so much faster at this stage. Within a few seconds, you win and the girl joins your harem.

Mizuki offers various click modifiers, as displayed on the Reward screen after she joined my harem. I clicked the Visit button to go see her. This is another clicking game, with clicks adding affection, which unlocks various perks. A few seconds of clicking on Mizuki earned me an image of the girl posing with her panties down and her pussy squirting juice.

I went back to the main Office screen where the idle clicking takes place. If you’re not familiar with the genre, this is a better place to learn than most, as your typical clicker game involves cookies or some other old-lady bullshit. Here, you get to watch hot hentai bitches take their clothes off.

Since I have Mizuki in my harem now, the automatic clicks come faster. A series of manga girls with huge tits shows up on the screen and their clothes slowly disappear. If I actively click, the clothes come off faster. I have points accumulating, which I can use to level up Mizuki, which makes the automatic clicks happen even faster.

Occasionally, I’d come back to my HentaiClicker tab to find that I unlocked another babe for my harem. As far as I can tell, this actually stops the background clicking, which will make you anal nerds want to keep coming back to check every few minutes. It’s a neat little psychological trick on the player or just a design flaw, I’m not sure which.

I kept wondering when the game was going to ask for money, and to their credit, you actually have to progress a couple of hours in the game before that happens. Well, I guess if you’re actively clicking the hell out of it, things will happen faster, but the genre is called idle clickers for a reason. Most people are going to let this run in the background for the most part.

The gacha system works pretty much like it does in any other free-to-play game. In HentaiClicker, once you get enough points and have unlocked a few hot hentai bitches for your stable of sluts, you also unlock a store. There you can buy in-game currency called kobans, which makes the game progress faster. Since this is an idle clicker, progressing the game faster means more automatic clicks.

I’m not the sort of person who get suckered by a gacha system, but the store offers packages that cost up to 100 USD. I guess they’re expecting some big spenders. If you’re the sort of person who gets addicted to watching numbers get higher and higher in a completely meaningless way while also watching pretty hentai ladies lose their clothes, you might want to be careful with your wallet. Maybe set yourself a budget or something.

I didn’t see any in-game content that seemed locked to paying players. In fact, the game seems to have a hell of a lot to offer more casual players who aren’t going to bust out the wallet for something that’s just killing their productivity at work. Without paying a dime, I was able to see a bunch of naked hentai ladies, including some pretty explicit porno shots and animations.

HentaiClicker.com is exactly what it sounds like, an idle clicker game with a hentai premise. Compared to other hentai video games, it really delivers a lot of free cartoon pornography for the little effort it asks of you. You can run this game in a background tab and just check in every once in a while for a quick wank between working at the cube farm and browsing Reddit.

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