SmutStone

Smut Stone? Hey, why the fuck even bother with online games that aren’t sexy enough to bust a nut to? That’s simply not an efficient use of your time. Kill two birds with one stone and play a quality game that’s hot enough to jerk off to every time you sit down to play. I know, I know, porn games can be pretty bad. We’ve all tried those shitty flash style games with models that look straight out of a nightmare.

But, thankfully, most games worth talking about aren’t like that anymore. This one's for you card game lovers. No more watching porn in one tab while trying to build a quality deck to crush some losers in the other. Now you can do both at the same time!

Smutstone.com is a porn-themed card game that takes some liberties from the ever-popular game Hearthstone. It’s a very similar game, so if you’re familiar with that one then you’ll probably like what they’ve got going on here. It’s like hooking up with your girlfriend’s sexier, kinkier sister. They’ve got similar figures. One just lets you cum on her face. But, yeah, this game launched back in 2017, so it’s still pretty fresh out of the gates. Though that hasn’t stopped them from amassing a decent following of over 4 million site views every single month.

The game gets going right when you get to the site. You can sign up and make an account to pick up where you sexy escapades left off. Otherwise, you start off from the beginning. It’s not a game you play for the plot. You’re some dude at a strip club when the stripper gets stolen by some pig-faced imp that probably gets laid more often than you fucks. You stop the babe who stole your stripper and the imp guides you through all the important aspects of the game.

The game is equally simple. You go through battle after battle defeating bitches and adding them to your deck. You can modify the cards you have in your deck to max out on attack power. The cards lineup and you just hit fight. From there it’s fairly automatic. It’s not going to take a shit-ton of strategy to get through most of the fights. Each card has sexy designs of hot fantasy babes that lose more and more clothing as you “Seduce” or level them up throughout the game.

Leveling the cards up gives them more health and more power. Each player gets three cards on the field. Your goal is to try and defeat the other three cards and then take out your opponent's health bar. That’s it. It’s not too hard. Defeating opponents usually awards you coins or cards. Swap cards in and out to create the strongest deck possible, or do what I did and make a lineup of the hottest sluts that you capture.

You can fight other players, engage in tournaments, buy card packs, and all the same shit you could do on a regular card game. And, as always, there’s a catch. It’s free to play, but each battle takes a portion of stamina. When you run out you can’t play unless you use in-game currency to continue. It’s like you’re fucking some chick and, oh wait, that’s not relatable to you betas. It’s like when you’re on your third fap of the day and need to take a good couple hours before you can bust another nut, or you could gulp down a Viagra or some shit and keep on going. You get the idea.

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