SexSelector

Bot Comics has a misleadingly clean name. You know it’s going to be something filthy since I’m talking about it here at ThePornDude, but otherwise? I might just assume it was a totally SFW, wholesome and family-friendly collection of sequential art about robots. Being a pervert, though, I can’t think of robots without thinking of automated fuck machines, robot hookers, and a recent incident where I accidentally broke my Roomba. I’m not sure the folks behind this next website have minds as filthy as my own, but I can sure hope.

I recently came across Hentai Core and thought it could only be one of a few different things. It had to be some new brand style of heavy metal where all the lyrics are about anime sex, or maybe it was a new sci-fi flick where the Earth was full of molten manga girls with big titties and giant dicks. Alternately and most realistically, I knew this would be another hentai collection on the Internet, though I was immediately curious what the gimmick was.

As an American, ThePorny just sounds funny as hell for a porn site name. Before I pulled it up to see what the joint was all about, I pictured some doofus doing his best to nail a small horse from behind while it bucks around, ultimately kicking him across the stable into a bale of hay. Internet dwellers who have had the misfortune of seeing the infamous Mr. Hands video know all too well how badly things can go when someone tangles with a horse cock, but fortunately, there’s nothing like that on this next website.

I launched Porn Dude Casting recently, but I’ve been holding off on reviewing it for ThePornDude. It’s kind of hard to be an impartial smut reviewer when you’re the one banging the babes, filming the action and uploading it to the web. I didn’t want to seem like too much of a big-dicked braggart, but then again, I ain’t a stranger to tooting my own horn, typically after dipping my hairy palms into this bucket of lube I keep here in the masturbation chamber.

PlayboyPlus takes a comically stereotypical approach to bring a classic brand into the new millennium, slapping a Plus on the end when they could have just as easily tacked on a 2.0, a 4K, an Ultra, or maybe even a Hub. Whatever, though, because I’m less concerned about the name than what they’ve actually got to show me. This is the porn brand your grandpa grew up with, but the younger generations are less familiar with. Playboy has lost some of its luster in this world of hardcore Internet smut, but they’ve still got a reputation as purveyors of refined, classy nudes for fancy lads, intellectuals, and general perverts.

I’ve always wanted to be a Thai Swinger, but kind of assumed my status as an American disqualified me from making the team. After spending some time perusing the Thai Swinger Network, I’m starting to consider the dream even more seriously. Their shelves are stocked full with some of the finest Thai poon ever captured on video, and it looks like a bunch of white tourist dudes are the ones doing the smashing. Fuck, now I’m really wondering what the COVID quarantine rules are if I book a flight right now.ThaiSwinger.com is the online home of the aforementioned porn network, incorporating a handful of amateur Asian paysites like BargirlPOV, PornoTravel, DirtyThaiMasage and more. Their content is exclusive to the network, with a steadily growing collection of Thai smut to shake your dick at during your lunch break. Well, or whenever the boss dips out of the office for a few minutes. It may be a silver medal compared to visiting The Land of Smiles for yourself, but it’ll keep you from getting blue balls before you get that vaccine stamp for your passport.