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Porn Force sounds precisely like the type of force I love to reckon with, but that isn’t saying much; slap the word “porn” on damn near anything, and I’m going to have to take a look. Maybe the keyword, in this case, is actually the “force” part of the title, implying strength and energy as part of a physical motion. I think we might have gone over something like that in physics class back in school, but I’ll be honest, I was always too busy studying human anatomy to hear what the teacher was saying, by which I mean I was whacking off looking at all the pretty girls. Perhaps this next website can clarify the definition of force for me. Then again, I’m usually more likely to fill an old sock with sperm than my mind with hard science, at least when hot babes are involved.

Jav Hub! What is it about JAV (Japanese Adult Video) that makes it so prized among porn fans in the West? Some would argue it’s the cleanliness of the scenes, the spotlessly white sets, and bright lighting; others might argue it’s the dirtiness, those bukkake scenes, and kinky fetishes. It might have to do with the submissive nature of Japanese babes or the way they squeal. Viewers of JAVhub may concede the appeal lies somewhere in the middle, or somewhere else entirely.

Who is My Sexy Lily? It’s the obvious question, exactly the one that sprang to mind when the link popped up in my inbox this morning. Sexy is a subjective term, so while anybody can slap it in their domain name, it may not appeal to all perverts the same way. When I pulled up the front page, the blurb offered a more detailed description: this joint is the home on the web of “Top Notch Rising Indian Pornstar Horny Lily.”

FuckingAwesome! As The Porn Dude with a website called The Porn Dude, I’m a big fan of a simple title that says it all. Facebook should have a better name since I usually jerk off to bikini shots, and I ain’t cranking it to grandmas on Instagram. I guess I should have expected TubGirl, but LemonParty was a goddamn dirty lie! I do appreciate how honest and non-pretentious FuckingAwesome is being, even as they claim a pretty bold title for themselves. Then again, they get nearly a million visits a month, so maybe it’s not all hot smoke up my ass.

Jav Rave! Pass the molly; it’s time for a rave! Actually, pass the Viagra instead, since JAVrave is a JAV site. Actually, maybe you’re better off taking a handful of both. Japanese Adult Video is known for being some of the kinkiest shit on the face of the planet, so hopefully, we’re in for a treat today.

If you had a Hussie Pass, what’s the first thing you’d do? That’s more of a rhetorical question, because everyone’s less interested in what you’d do than what those titular hussies are getting up to. With the exception of your mom and the most prudish of prudes, everybody loves a slutty gal, which goes a long way in explaining why so many folks are lining up to get that pass we’re talking about. This next website gets an easy half million visitors a month, and today your old pal ThePornDude is going to be among them.