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WoodmanCastingX! Got wood, man? Sorry, I couldn’t resist the dad joke about this next porn site, maybe because it’s been around long enough to have influenced much of today’s current crop of new premium porn sites. WoodmanCastingX is the brainchild of Pierre Woodman, a French pervert who’s been making dirty movies for over 30 years now. He started doing the Castings X movies in 1997, and WoodmanCastingX.com was established in 2004.

Porn CZ gives you a big hint what they’re peddling right there in the name; this is porn straight from the CZ, with beautiful 18+ Czech girls getting fucked on camera. Of course, the title is still vague enough that your mind goes wild thinking of all the possibilities. Could this be an archive of Eastern European casting films, a reality-porn site featuring fake Czech doctors, or a virtual reality trip to a babe’s bedroom in the Czech Republic? Well, my perverted friends, what if I told you this next site contains all that and more?

PlayboyPlus takes a comically stereotypical approach to bring a classic brand into the new millennium, slapping a Plus on the end when they could have just as easily tacked on a 2.0, a 4K, an Ultra, or maybe even a Hub. Whatever, though, because I’m less concerned about the name than what they’ve actually got to show me. This is the porn brand your grandpa grew up with, but the younger generations are less familiar with. Playboy has lost some of its luster in this world of hardcore Internet smut, but they’ve still got a reputation as purveyors of refined, classy nudes for fancy lads, intellectuals, and general perverts.

The first time I heard about Girls Out West, I kind of assumed it was going to be yet another porn site devoted to the horny, photogenic babes of Los Angeles County. One of the most beloved schizophrenic songwriters of the 20th century famously said he wished they all could be California girls, but maybe Brian Wilson just hadn’t seen how freaky and how sexy they grow ‘em if you just keep heading west, across the ocean and a bit to the south.

JAV fans know the name Caribbeancom, or at least the real ones do. The company has been putting out Japanese dirty movies for decades now, building a name for themselves around the world with their sexy Asian sluts and filthy encounters. I first heard about the brand mentioned by weeaboos years ago, and of course, now I’ve had a lot more experience with their flicks ever since I started reviewing Japanese Adult Video. They’re one of the biggest names in Japanese porn, and don’t you want to know why? I bet you do.Caribbeancom.com has been around since 1996, making them even older than Google, Facebook, and Reality Kings. Of course, longevity alone tells you a lot about the quality of any site and how much they inspire their fans to keep coming back, but that isn’t the only way to see how popular they are. There’s also the fact that nearly 10 million visitors are stopping by every month. Admittedly, it isn’t as much as I get, but for a paysite hawking premium porn from one of the biggest JAV brands, it’s a big fucking deal.

Teste de Fudelidade popped up in my DMs this morning, and I spent a few minutes running the title through Google, just trying to figure out what it means. The direct translation from Portuguese is “Futility Test”, according to the big G, but the nutsack in the logo tells me I’m losing something in translation. Whatever, though, because the general premise is made pretty fucking clear through the pictures: this is a premium Brazilian porn site.