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I got friendly with the girls of Girlfriendly today, or at least a few of them. Truth be told, there are still a lot of these babes I have yet to meet, gals who caught my eye when I just didn’t have the time. There’s an unsatisfied MILF with a big ass, a lurking bathroom masturbator with her jugs out, and a horny catgirl streamer whose DMs I’m planning on sliding into a little later, but first I have to tell you guys about some of these other chicks.

As much press as ChatGPT gets, it’s not really known as a Sexting AI. I sometimes feel like people are missing some of the more useful, fun, dare I say masturbatory elements of Artificial Intelligence, instead using the newfangled technological wizardy to cheat on their homework or get help writing letters to grandma. Well, folks, this next platform puts it to much better use in this humble pervert’s opinion, developing something that totally fits the description laid out in their title.

If you need a Sweet Hug from an AI chick, SweetHug AI might be just the joint. I mean, it’s right there in the name. They aren’t peddling physical androids that’ll wrap their arms around your lonely neck, though I bet the feature ain’t far off among the latest generation of high-tech sex dolls. No, the cyber chicks we’ll be chatting with today are a hell of a lot smarter than any brainless silicone slut, and that always makes for sexier conversation.

I’m stepping into Deep Realms today, which wouldn’t necessarily sound dirty if you weren’t reading this on ThePornDude. The brand name would work just as well on a totally SFW video game, maybe something with dwarves, gold and goblins. Personally, I’d add some naked, horny elf babes to the mix, and probably intersperse the battles with hardcore sex scenes. The thing about this next website is that it’ll let me do exactly that.

I knew Hera Haven was going to be my kind of place just as soon as I heard the name, even though I didn’t know exactly what they were selling yet. Hera, as you may recall, was the queen of the Olympian gods in Greek mythology, traditionally depicted with a pretty face and a nice rack. I could imagine a million naughty things that might be contained within a website named after a goddess, but what I found was perhaps even more magical. You see, this goddess can help bring your fantasies to life in ways you may not have imagined before.

What would the perfect Fantasy GF look like to you? Perfection can be hard to nail down, and I’ll be honest, I’d probably change my criteria multiple times every day. This morning, I’m thinking of a blonde MILF with big boobs, but I might be fantasizing about an 18-year-old, green-haired goth girl by the end of the day. If you’ve seen my work at PornDudeCasting, you know I love all beautiful women, from redheaded nymphettes to Asian sluts to chicks who really do look like the girl next door. Don’t get me started on what kind of personalities I like or we’re going to be here all day.