AndroidAdult

Are you an Android Adult or just a human pervert looking for some new ways to jerk off using your phone? Either way, I’ve got something for you today I think you’re going to enjoy. Hell, maybe you’ve even heard of it already because the site gets millions of visitors every month. That kind of traffic tells you they’ve got something worth busting out the lube and the crusty old gym sock for, and you know how much I love to check out anything with naked chicks humping, anime footjobs, and video games made for sexual deviates.

The site spells out what they’re hawking right below the AndroidAdult.com logo on the front page: this is a place to download ported porno games from your PC to your mobile gizmo, all for free. They’ve been giving out the stuff for a half-decade now, which means they’ve probably got their shit together and a nice collection available for your masturbatory perusal. Well, I guess there’s only one good way to find out, so hopefully, I don’t get kicked out of Starbucks before I can pop one-off. Let’s see how it goes.

It isn’t all anime, though. In fact, one of the things I immediately liked as I scrolled down the page was the nice variety of XXX game styles available here. Even without leaving the front-page trending area, I see the expected hentai games in both hand-drawn and CG formats, plus more Western cartoon porn styles and 3D that run the gamut from cheap and shoddy to shockingly realistic. For those of you who like the cutesy shit or just appreciate those blocky old-school vibes, you can even dig into games with pixel porn art.

It’s not just the art styles where you’ll find that variety, though; it’s in the gameplay as well. Those who play these types of games frequently will immediately start recognizing their favorite genres on Android Adult. There are visual novels and porn RPGs aplenty, plus X-rated puzzle games, brothel and dating simulators, and even some arcade games that’ll have you working furiously with both hands. Games made with RPGMaker get their own dedicated section linked in the header because they’re so damn popular.

And of course, the variety also extends to the various kinks, fetishes, and sex acts you, neckbeards, are into. There’s a cloud of tags in the right sidebar out front that provides quick links to popular categories like Big Tits, Anal Sex, Titfuck, and Exhibitionism. In addition, there are also Lesbians and Male Protagonists, Creampies and Corruption, Virgins, School Settings and Incest. In other words, there’s a little something for everybody here, even the absolute freaks who can’t usually find their fix on the big, mainstream porn tubes.

If I had one pressing complaint about AndroidAdult.com, it has to be that I couldn’t find a full list of tags. Of course, the search function works, but I think newbies, in particular, would benefit from having a full, browsable index of the kind of perversion available around here. Well, it’s possible they do have a Tags page, but if so, I ran into a bug during my visit; clicking the TAGS link in the sidebar just moves you back to the top of the page.

You can see that pretty clearly on AndroidAdult. They’re sticking to the Windows/Android stuff rather than including all platforms, and it’s still an incredible amount of content. They’re adding tons of new games to the site every day. I just refreshed the front page to find a 3DCG visual novel with group sex, drugs, voyeurism, and virgins, added to the site a whole fucking three seconds ago! Scrolling down, I found nine more games that have been added in the last 4 hours alone.

Are you doing the math over there, Rain Man? AndroidAdult has been around for 5 or 6 years, depending on which copyright date you believe, and that’s a long time to build a collection at such a rapid rate. Here’s the weird thing: when I tried to jump to the bottom of the stack, I ran into a 404—page not found. Fucking with the link by hand, I was able to dig to nearly page 200 before I started running into errors. For whatever reason, the actual archive only stretches back a couple of years and ends long before the last numbered page.

That said, we’re still talking about two thousand downloadable porn games. But, goddamn, just imagine how extensive that library would be if the older posts hadn’t disappeared. I guess I can’t complain too hard because I know I’m definitely going to be cranking it hard after I finish with this write-up.

I ran into another little navigation bug when I tried to check out AndroidAdult.com’s FAQ, linked in the footer at the bottom of the page. I got another 404 error, which they illustrate with an Android icon knocked over with Xs for eyes. Poor guy. The About page works, though, and it has a nice little insight I wanted to share.

The downloads I tried were all hosted on Mega and came through fast as fuck. Apparently, that’s part of the mission on the site. They do not use services with capped download speeds. Anybody who’s ever fucked around with a free download site, whether it’s for porno movies or porno games, knows you usually have to deal with shitty file lockers that throttle your downloads unless you shell out the cash for a premium account. That’s typically how download sites make the bulk of their money, so I’m surprised when I find a website giving their users better free access.

Aside from the navigation bugs I ran into, I couldn’t find much to complain about on Android Adult. I mean, shit, I expected to have trouble with file lockers since it’s a download site, but they even surprised me there. I feel like the glitches I found were pretty damn trivial. Hopefully, they’re temporary, but there’s no dealbreaker to be found here even if they aren’t.

At the end of the day, AndroidAdult.com is so popular because they deliver exactly what they’re offering in the name. This is a thousands-deep collection of porn games for Android and Windows that you can download right now for free, without even the usual wait times you expect from the freebies. I’m not sure what more you could want in a collection like this, so it’s an easy recommendation for anybody who’s been looking to load up their Android with fap-worthy video games.

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